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5:43 That's not what "literally" means.
Any Yogi who could flex Horton's 'stache deserves a recommendation
Do u guys remember MAD TV ???? They had a segment on yoga. I was lying on the floor laughing.
Who needs yoga when there are cheeseburgers
Come ol ye war and famine. For we have become so bored that we invite other cultures bullcrap in to make money off of us with no spiritual profit. Look at my sister there, little red bush, and father time. Cant u see how miserable we are?
Indigenous people dont do anything with their land or resources!
White men come along and develop theze countries but none of them ever actually do anything for themselves
What about the orgies with the “master”?
I still don't know, how to feel about Ja… I mean Roger with that Texan truck driver mustache. Seems kinda fishy to me 🤔
😂😂😂
Jesus balltucking christ, that thumbnail made me feel like I got Lemon Party and Goatse all at once.
You do you, Rodger.
You don't have to go anywhere as most areas have chiropractors, reiki, and worse draining bank accounts and even Insurance as many claim medical "experts" or use State or other Licensing as "Massage" or "Rehab" centers to sell more crap that doesn't work.
The mustache is making me want to release my tension, master 😈
"The red head is on vacation" hahaha yesss!!
Do if Arbitration was honest.
I should start a drink, fish and hang in the woods with the fuzzy little woodland creatures transcendental retreat. It would be a great success.
ummmmmm
I sent this to my yoga teacher friends that run retreats…….they disowned me
I did a one month yoga retreat and training and receive no drugs. I feel ripped off now 😅
We need a 'if pitch meetings were honest' Collab with #RyanGeorge, featuring Horton as Producer-Guy and Ryan as Screen-Writer-Guy
Never forget: The accusation of cultural appropiation is nothing but a call for cultural purism. And the purity of cultures is a pillar of the NSDAP. People who try to keep cultures pure and where they belong are literally Nazis.
Totally honest look at this “thing” as someone who’s been to an ashram in India for a week. Yes it’s about money, even though I’d probably lose half my friends showing this vid.
Yoga is a pretty broad term that covers a lot. I don't believe in any of that chakra or enema nonsense, but I like the stretching and standing strength poses and the nap I mean ahem "shavasana" at the end is always my favorite.
But great video as always :]
Recently MrBeast and Logan Paul released some sort of lunchable product
Make a if lunchables were honest
😂😂😂
Just hit my mid 30s and noticing several people from my past becoming ✨enlightened✨ from extremely expensive yoga retreats.
The key is to post about it several times a day to social media. Just in case anyone forgets that you are now ✨enlightened✨
When people say 'this is not a cult', RUN.
Doing Pilates every day is great for building muscle: Yoga, aka "the stretching classes" are great for building + maintaining flexibility, and that's basically it.
The "community" at my studio is just a bunch of women who wanna be able to post about their exercise routines…. which they have plenty of time to do because they only work these part-time instructor jobs to stay social. They're all married/engaged…. and clearly none of them intend on getting real full-time jobs.
So if you wanna be a "stay at home wife" -oops I mean a "yoga instructor." You better be able & willing to stick your legs behind your head on a regular basis! 😂
Ok but how much is the forest screaming retreat tho
Nice 'stache.
I’m glad you ran with daddy hehehe
Time for chankra madness….
If wheelchair services in airports are honest.
If Buffee Restaurants are honest
If SeaWorld were honest
😀
Comments for the algorithm
"If food subscription were honest"
Reds heads on holiday 😅
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🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
(Farts)
CC: Music
Sure…
Wait there are drugs?
Hey, y'all hiring? I grew-up in Houston, Texas in the 1980s, so 90% humidity and 100+ degrees F just feels like a normal day at home for me.
Paying alot of money in order to do a whole lot of poses which pretty much anybody can do.
" and some people refuse to wear deodorant" – Daffodil
Oops, I meant Daisy lol
They always look idealistic, but then I got to realize that it's all bs. Especially the part where you pay to be uncomfortable the entire time.
Before I attended Est seminars I might have fallen for all this.
Factor has always struck me as an overhyped way to sell TV dinners, which have not, historically, been considered by any means healthy. The irony that it's a legitimate ad on a parody of the Wellness industry is not lost on me, either.