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Nutridex: POULTRY DETECTED
Guy: Come to Cuts & Bolts, our food rocks, I’ll treat ya
For dessert have my famous baklava pizza
Credit me for editing my recipes so expertly
Hubert Paunchman even said my shwarma was a masterpiece
Caught up in a bombing last year, maybe it was a gift
Became the subject of a medical experiment
Fusing the flesh of Guy Barzini with a robot, name
From the license plate in my brain now it’s F13RB0T
Pretty slick shit, tricked out, lookin’ clean, now I’m
Part Mediterranean cooking machine
In place of a torso, just got a big rotisserie
Went on Le Gourmet Premier, showed off my cooking mastery
Don’t Fuck with F13RB0T
Don’t Fuck with F13RB0T
Don’t Fuck with F13RB0T
Don’t Fuck with F13RB0T
Needed to reveal my cuisine on a cooking show
The judge was my very own creator Papa Belliveau
Went better than my wishes, father loved all my dishes, A-
Hyuck, he tried to stop me, now he’s sleeping with the fishes
He killed Miserman, but when he came for me it was pathetic
Fishbeard saw him, knocked him out with his cast iron pan prosthetic
Shot up A-hyuck, Fausto fainted from his pizza-granted prophecy no
Partner left but I still won, ‘cuz I’m a fuckin’ prodigy
Got the money and made it back home to
The Middle of Fucking Nowhere then I went and
Rose up time for me to blow up on the
Streets, fund restaurants with some flair
Chicken barn with a literal chicken
Italian place with blowtorches a-flickering’
Bullfighting and French food, so much more, like the
Necromancy Bistro of Carnie Vore
Helped start up so many restaurants
Just how venture capital goes that
Some achieved quite great success while
Others I just reaped what I sowed
Cheffry Spaglietti didn’t
Pay his dues had to get violent
So I rolled up to him in my limo
Riddled him with holes just like The Silent
Cluck-it and Enrico though they
Balled out, also won Le Gourmet Premier
Torched and Henry’s Chicken Barn are
On their way to Michelin fame
Cowardly Lion and Monsieur Carnie
Vore they were a different story
Both dead, don’t know how I’ll get back at Carnie
But know I’m comin’ at Toto and Dorothy
Nutridex: HUMMUS DETECTED
Guy:
Don’t Fuck with F13RB0T
Don’t Fuck with F13RB0T
Don’t Fuck with F13RB0T
Don’t Fuck with F13RB0T
Heard I made enemies of the family Macaroni, well
If they got the guts why don’t they just pull up and show me and the
Fettucine boys are comin’ after me as well? man
They both know my address I can send em straight to hell Giu
Seppe Ravioli called me up last week, told me
All the cool new restaurants just weren’t that chic, never
Come at me with that shit, it’ll be your demise
Yeah he’s not talking shit with that bullet ‘tween his eyes
Cavatappi, Orichiette, Ditalini, Pappardelle
I don’t care who tries to fuck with me If you
Think you have the skills to take me
Down I swear you’ll fucking bleed don’t
Come for the android here on top of the
Middle of Fucking Nowhere. Yeah it’s
Rare in there anywhere escapes my
Glare now I see everything got an
Update on my NutriDex now
Superhuman vision’s my new thing
Gotta give credit The Divine Almighty
Boungis, Lord of Space and G P Us
Hit him up with an offering we
Vibed and he knew what to do,
Gave me access to his graphics
Processor that’s in the cloud,
Now I see all kinds of shit be-
hind between and all around, now
Everytime I aim my Tommy Gun I
See a little crosshair in my eyes so
Now I never miss my shots you can’t hide
If I wanna brutalize so
Now I’m cold as ice and if you
Come for me one piece of advice:
Don’t Fuck with F13RB0T
Don’t Fuck with F13RB0T
Don’t Fuck with F13RB0T
Don’t Fuck with F13RB0T
Nutridex: BLOOD DETECTED
Guy:
You wanna fuck with F13RB0T?
Don’t Fuck with F13RB0T
You’re gonna come at F13RB0T?
Don’t Fuck with F13RB0T
Don’t Fuck with F13RB0T
Don’t Fuck with F13RB0T
Don’t Fuck with F13RB0T
Don’t Fuck with F13RB0T
Nutridex: PISTACHIOS DETECTED