VERSE 1:
Do you struggle to feed your nonspeaker
Is their diet down to one food?
Don’t you worry, help is at hand
With our cookbook, you’re no longer screwed!
VERSE 2:
This cookbook has got your back
With a variety of gourmet fare
There’s french fries with salt and also without
Plus ketchup is included there
CHORUS:
Crunch crunch, munch munch
It’s a lifelong phase
We are a picky bunch
We are not gourmets
VERSE 3:
There’s directions on defrosting nuggets
And how to avoid eating veggies at all
And for those with adventure in their blood
There’s Bare Burger’s number to call
VERSE 4:
There’s a section buying chips fresh
And tutorials on our website
We’ll teach you how to not let foods touch
It’s important to get it right!
CHORUS:
Crunch crunch, munch munch
It’s a lifelong phase
We are a picky bunch
We are not gourmets
VERSE 5:
The cookbook is thorough but compact
All you need is there
French fries, chicken nuggets, burgers and chips
You no longer need to despair!
CHORUS:
Crunch crunch, munch munch
It’s a lifelong phase
We are a picky bunch
We are not gourmets

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VERSE 1:
Do you struggle to feed your nonspeaker
Is their diet down to one food?
Don’t you worry, help is at hand
With our cookbook, you’re no longer screwed!
VERSE 2:
This cookbook has got your back
With a variety of gourmet fare
There’s french fries with salt and also without
Plus ketchup is included there
CHORUS:
Crunch crunch, munch munch
It’s a lifelong phase
We are a picky bunch
We are not gourmets
VERSE 3:
There’s directions on defrosting nuggets
And how to avoid eating veggies at all
And for those with adventure in their blood
There’s Bare Burger’s number to call
VERSE 4:
There’s a section buying chips fresh
And tutorials on our website
We’ll teach you how to not let foods touch
It’s important to get it right!
CHORUS:
Crunch crunch, munch munch
It’s a lifelong phase
We are a picky bunch
We are not gourmets
VERSE 5:
The cookbook is thorough but compact
All you need is there
French fries, chicken nuggets, burgers and chips
You no longer need to despair!
CHORUS:
Crunch crunch, munch munch
It’s a lifelong phase
We are a picky bunch
We are not gourmets