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VERSE 1:
Do you struggle to feed your nonspeaker
Is their diet down to one food?
Don’t you worry, help is at hand
With our cookbook, you’re no longer screwed!

VERSE 2:
This cookbook has got your back
With a variety of gourmet fare
There’s french fries with salt and also without
Plus ketchup is included there

CHORUS:
Crunch crunch, munch munch
It’s a lifelong phase
We are a picky bunch
We are not gourmets

VERSE 3:
There’s directions on defrosting nuggets
And how to avoid eating veggies at all
And for those with adventure in their blood
There’s Bare Burger’s number to call

VERSE 4:
There’s a section buying chips fresh
And tutorials on our website
We’ll teach you how to not let foods touch
It’s important to get it right!

CHORUS:
Crunch crunch, munch munch
It’s a lifelong phase
We are a picky bunch
We are not gourmets

VERSE 5:
The cookbook is thorough but compact
All you need is there
French fries, chicken nuggets, burgers and chips
You no longer need to despair!

CHORUS:
Crunch crunch, munch munch
It’s a lifelong phase
We are a picky bunch
We are not gourmets

1 Comment

  1. VERSE 1:

    Do you struggle to feed your nonspeaker

    Is their diet down to one food?

    Don’t you worry, help is at hand

    With our cookbook, you’re no longer screwed!

    VERSE 2:

    This cookbook has got your back

    With a variety of gourmet fare

    There’s french fries with salt and also without

    Plus ketchup is included there

    CHORUS:

    Crunch crunch, munch munch

    It’s a lifelong phase

    We are a picky bunch

    We are not gourmets

    VERSE 3:

    There’s directions on defrosting nuggets

    And how to avoid eating veggies at all

    And for those with adventure in their blood

    There’s Bare Burger’s number to call

    VERSE 4:

    There’s a section buying chips fresh

    And tutorials on our website

    We’ll teach you how to not let foods touch

    It’s important to get it right!

    CHORUS:

    Crunch crunch, munch munch

    It’s a lifelong phase

    We are a picky bunch

    We are not gourmets

    VERSE 5:

    The cookbook is thorough but compact

    All you need is there

    French fries, chicken nuggets, burgers and chips

    You no longer need to despair!

    CHORUS:

    Crunch crunch, munch munch

    It’s a lifelong phase

    We are a picky bunch

    We are not gourmets

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