We’re back with a lineup of Pretentious Ingredients to put in front of our Chef Ben, and Jamie but what will they think?
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15:50 this on toast with banana would work I think
18:37 oh my god they made goldschlager olive oil 🤦♂️
wow blk water is still around? ive had it years ago. lol
Lots of contraindications for taking fulvic acid at particular levels.
That Fulvic acid in the water is coal juice . The mine deposits of partially oxidised lignite coal ( aka really cheap useless coal )
Try SPECULAAS instead of SPECULOOS, your tastebuds will thank you …
unless you're an athlete or a tradie working in the sun, sweating your guts out. Electrolytes for the general consumer are a big old scam. That's only one of the many problems with the BLK water. Knew of a few people who almost shot their kidneys from drinking solely Gatorade/ Powerade instead of water.
That croissant butter is like tandoori chicken to butter chicken masala… Make old stale food to something different and up in price and make more money 😅😅
1. Pretentious – all bottled water is, by nature, pretentious. Just drink tap water. The black colour that people have pointed out is basically swamp water just makes it extra pretentious.
2. Pretentious – anything lobster related is, by nature, pretentious. It's a sea bug. Maybe a beautiful and delicious sea bug, but a sea bug nonetheless.
3. Pretentious – artificially reducing the supply is pretentious (like diamonds).
4. Well, at least we are all on the same page with this one.
Every single product that advertises itself as a way to detox is by default a scam as they are either do nothing that would help you remove poison from your body therefore at best they hinder the process or they are actively harmful to you because they cause chemical reactions that damage your liver.
Bottled water is ridiculous and good for niche cases, particularly as you can get a filtered water bottle (in case you don't trust water out of faucets or fountains)
Pass It on idea
They each have to draw their time out of a hat (at the beginning of their turn.) The times are 0, 5, 10, 15 and 20. (And if there's only the 0 left at the fourth person, warn them or there'll just be nothing plated.)
I'm honestly not sure if I would call BLK pretentious or simply call it snake-oil and a scam. It's marketing is full of unsubstantiated health claims and I would very much be skeptical of trusting any of it's claims. The one that stuck out to me is the fact that it is Alkaline water which is a pseudo-scientific fad. The further fact that it claims to detox you is also a claim that immediately pings my scam alarm. And in the end, I'm not even sure they can be trusted in saying it has electrolytes considering the fact that it has 0 sodium and is not a significant source of Magnesium, Potassium, or Calcium according to it's nutrition label. So what electrolytes are even in it. Finally why does it claim to be packed with essential vitamins without having any vitamins listed in it's nutrition label? Everything about it screams scan and sketchy.
Old blk water, keep on rolling
Mississippi moon, won't you keep on shining on me?
Old blk water, keep on rolling
Mississippi moon, won't you keep on shining on me?
Old blk water, keep on rolling
Mississippi moon, won't you keep on shining on me?
Keep on shining your light
Gonna make everything, everything
Gonna make everything all right
And I ain't got no worries
'Cause I ain't in no hurry at all
I'd like to hear some funky Dixieland
Pretty Mama come and take me by the hand
By the hand (hand), take me by the hand pretty Mama
Come and dance with your daddy all night long
I'd like to hear some funky Dixieland
Pretty Mama come and take me by the hand
I want to honky tonk (take me by the hand)
Honky tonk (take me by the hand pretty Mama)
Honky tonk (come and dance with your daddy all night long) with you all night long
The croissant spread is pretentious. Like Ben said, if you are playing the market by not making more of it intentionally. Then you are being pretentious as you can artificially keep the price higher than what it would normally be. Then again someone else would need to make the same spread before they would lower their prices as well.
That olive oil better have been named by a German-speaker furious about the gold.
I think BLK is BS.
CoasSoON………
As always we enjoyed this video, but please get rid of the irritating background din. It is very distracting.
Ben’s comment about the croissant butter being French so “keep it nice” right after basting the US for adding bacon to everything was big rude lol. There is nice and not nice food in both French and American cuisine!!
The only hydration you actually need is just regular water. Everything else is a luxury or a con. Think about it, how tf would our species still be here if we needed that crap?
Barry almost choking to pronounce the R bit of croissant is hilarious