Ever wondered what it was like to survive in a world of see-through dresses, deadly bread, and public peeing? Welcome to Napoleon’s No-Pants France—where hygiene was a rumor and etiquette was a contact sport. Dive into the absurd, the awkward, and the absolutely hilarious with Crappy Crowns’ custom 2D animated history shorts!
00:00 Intro
00:14 The See-Through Dress Code: Meet the Merveilleuses and Incroyables—fashion rebels who made “laundry day” look modest.
01:12 The Smelly Obsession: Bathing was suspicious, perfume was nightmare fuel, and even Napoleon liked his lovers unwashed.
02:18 Bread Harder Than Wood: Baguettes so stale they doubled as weapons—and bread etiquette that could literally kill the vibe.
03:35 The Guillotine Ball: Trauma parties for the guillotined—bring your dead relative as a plus one!
04:57 Public Peeing Was Just… Peeing: Paris: where the streets ran with more than just wine.
05:57 The Cheek-Kissing Olympics: Survive the gauntlet of French greetings—one wrong move and you’re basically engaged.
06:48 Toothpaste Made of Urine: Pee paste was the way to go.
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24 Comments
1:55 the sound effects are killing me 😂
I don't know. If a woman smelled bad, imagine the men. Imagine working with men in construction or on a boat. I bet the body order of a woman would be a breath of fresh air back then. Also, as a man, I can build a tolerance to my bad smell, and if I associate a smell with the body odor of someone I loved or cared about would not be as bad as just stench. Smell is so much more involved than just good vs bad.
gross. so gross.
regardless of its pornographic nature that dress would be far superior hygienically, practically and financially
the kiss is a tradition in Italy
💀💀💀
Shoking
Napoleon was so smart, he sold the entire Louisiana Purchace so he can fight Russia and lose.
Way to go!
And these uneducated idiots went for India and says us tribal 🤣 lol hypocrisy at its peak
marxism at its finest
2:14 bruh I was dying 🤣
stop talking about everything, i relax when i watch this video. i like your voice. and the knowledge is also interesting
George Washington used ammonia to keep his teeth white. It kept teeth white by stripping a layer off of them. This practice eventually destroys the teeth and was the reason he had to have false teeth – with a lead palate, no less.
So pretty much the same as modern France, then.
To be honest, the thumbnail of the woman, I thought to myself, sexy. And when I listen to the first part of the video, I went in my mind, can we bring this back?
I was eating. Now I'm not hungry
I think I would keep pretending or find some way to get the gelloutine, and save myself the trouble. Sheesh.
Is this even real
France was and still the capital of s:::t
Nasty. Not much has changed unfortunately
Man as modern day guy i'd probably commit suicide seeing this if i were sent to the past.
Makes tuna cooch seem like nothing in comparison 😂
Goddam they makes LA citizens look civilize.
I read the thumbnail as gross butt sex