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CHAPTERS
0:00 Ms. Frizzle’s Hidden Valley (Of Educational Malpractice)
1:20 Egg Inflation
2:34 Top 10 Salad Dressings In The USA
5:45 How Do We Feel About Ranch?
7:03 WHERE IS THE HIDDEN VALLEY?
8:06 The Ranch Grading Rubric
10:04 Kraft Classic Ranch Lite Dressing
11:58 Ken’s Steak House Ranch
14:36 Hidden Valley Ranch
17:19 Litehouse Homestyle Ranch
19:41 Wingstop Ranch
22:36 Marie’s Creamy Ranch
24:38 Newman’s Own Ranch
25:59 TRUFF x Hidden Valley Ranch
28:00 Concluding Thoughts
32:07 Yummy In My Tummy Got Some Trivia For You
33:43 Opinions Are Like Casseroles
34:09 Cold Condiments On Hot Food?
38:32 Should You Put Sugar In Spaghetti Sauce?
40:51 Sour Patch Kids on Cool Ranch Doritos
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36 Comments
Cheesecake Factory has the best ranch by FARRRRR
I bought a dozen eggs the other day and it was at a depressing $12.99
I would have thought Josh would DESPISE Hidden Valley such as I do. I've literally wrote them, and called them out to no response, because of what they did to RUIN ranch. It was my favorite growing up, then about 10yrs ago roughly, something changed. Their formula is different, and taste like weird fake poisony chemicals. Absolutely gag inducing and hideous. Lighthouse has been my new go-to after testing about 10 different ones when Hidden Valley ruined theirs.
Couldn’t make it through the double dips. Had to bail on the video.
Olive Garden ranch is 1 million% better than all of these. Not even close.
I can't eat ranch on a salad ever since my Mom ruined it for me as a kid. Always just put it on top, then there was always chunks of lettuce WITHOUT RANCH at the end, that was just bland water tasting terribleness. It wasn't until HIGH SCHOOL when they ONLY served caeser salad, and it was TOSSED SO IT WAS EVENLY COATED, and I realized my whole life was a lie. I make caeser everytime now, unless I'm drunk, then I'll mix like ranch and catalina or something weird.
I struggle with any dairy product that doesn’t require refrigeration at the store… 🫣
Ya’all should try the daisy ranch!! Sold by the sour cream.
If you're testing a bunch of ranch dressings, you won't have to worry about your colon…
Ms. Frizzle can also Bench Press 405 which is wild!
Taco Mac ranch is my favorite. They probably put crack in it. I don’t care.
How do you guys miss Mazzio's ranch…….
I am shocked that Greek dressing was not on that top 10 list
These guys don’t know about Jets ranch
Have they done this with blue cheese dressing yet? I need their expert opinions on what the best one is
HEB fresh made ranch is the best and I’ve tried all of these. Gotta try if you’re ever in Texas.
Should have included Greg’s Ranch (Costco)
Ken’s buttermilk ranch all day
I want to see a Josh Wing Max Rep PR Episode
Self serve check out ‘SNAFU’s are not stealing – if you let me check the lady fingers out a regular bananas that’s on you. I’m not a trained check out person. I’m not even getting paid!
Tropical climate people keep sauces, eggs and butter in the fridge
That Truff ranch is like $5
No Girard's? For shame.
I would have maybe also guessed Green Goddess. My favorite is honey mustard, French is a close second.
I hate listening to Nicole! She's annoying and has little to give. Every recipe of hers I've tried has been beyond trash
The best ranch hands down is the ranch from Me n Eds pizzeria in Central California
Ranch has to be creamy and pourable without being to thin.
Buttermilk kens not regular ahh hah
Ken's buttermilk ranch >>>> Ken's regular ranch
The way I was screaming poppyseed dressing 😂😂😂
Ken’s is so much better than hidden valley, don’t you even, Josh
Ken’s is so much better than hidden valley, don’t you even, Josh
Eggs always seem to get really expensive before Easter…seems suspicious to me
What is a Sunday gravy? I’ve never heard of that before
I 100% would like to see how many wings Josh can eat in either a day or a sitting.
Lite Kraft vs regular anything else is just not fair though. Sure, Kraft might not be great, but lite kraft is especially not going to compare favorably.