Actual fact : As much as names can mean something with wines because it's all about french laws to protect wines against mostly americans and australians wine makers (who make dogshit wines), Cuvee prestige doesn't really means jack. Any wine maker could slap it on any bottle.
This gorgeous man could totally do that to me on a first date, and I’d still go home with him to braid his hair and raid his wine cupboard. I’d make Fred watch as I braided his hair into cute little plaits—ce sera très flippant. 🍷🍷🍷
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So is the waiter German then? 😂😅
Listen very carefully, "Tom will say this only once"
Cuvee prestige is French for drink beer
Table manners?
At least he's authentic 😂 hahahahahaha!
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I was so worried about your lovely white top! 😂
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To be fair if your boeuf bourginon looks like that what were you expecting from the recommended red wine?
Must already have been lens-washing day.
Actual fact : As much as names can mean something with wines because it's all about french laws to protect wines against mostly americans and australians wine makers (who make dogshit wines), Cuvee prestige doesn't really means jack. Any wine maker could slap it on any bottle.
Not even the best atomizor could create a wine mist cloud like that
So, it was good?
I think I need the long version for context and explanation.
This gorgeous man could totally do that to me on a first date, and I’d still go home with him to braid his hair and raid his wine cupboard. I’d make Fred watch as I braided his hair into cute little plaits—ce sera très flippant. 🍷🍷🍷
🤣🤣🤣🤣 your laughter made me pee 😂😂😂😂😂
That'll be on the "arse" shelf then!
I am once again asking for a frosty jacks taste test! Its basically a dry sparkling apple wine
If ever someone wants to know what an Injector does in a diesel engine just clip that fine mist bit from this
Katie Hopkins?
Iceland ready meal
I’ve been told if I was a food I’d be a boeuf bourguignon but Tom is without doubt much more so
Create an app where we can scan a bottle and you rate it class pass or arse before we buy it.
A Beef with la Tesco
It tastes of elderberries