Gourmet Chaos serves up a perfectly layered dish of protest, poetry, and pastries. From baguette drones to AI art, Chanel-clad riots to RGB Eiffel Towers, this tongue-in-cheek anthem roasts the romance and rebellion of modern France. It’s all drama, decadence, and digital revolution — with a hint of cheese and tear gas.
Lyrics available here:
Bonjour, baguette, and berets so bold,
We sip our wine while our protests unfold.
AI writes our poetry now, oh la la,
But the croissants still beat your protein bar.
Eiffel’s lit in RGB,
TikToks dancing ‘round the Champs-Élysées,
We cancel strikes just for the Cup,
Then riot again ‘cause the rents went up!
Oh, the beer flows like Macron’s tears,
When farmers drive their tractors into high-speed careers.
We say non with style, with smoke in the air,
But we still wear Chanel to the riot fair.
We’ve got robots flipping crepes in Nice,
NFT Mona Lisas sold with cheese,
The Louvre is full of selfie sticks,
While influencers stage historic pics.
The suburbs scream, the cities pout,
We argue wine while the world burns out.
Olympics coming, quick! Hide the bins!
Just paint ‘em gold — voilà, that wins!
From baguette drones to AI art,
To Macron on Insta with a bleeding heart,
No power, no gas, c’est la guerre!
But we TikTok it all with dramatic flair.
Yes, the beer flows like French ideals,
Spilling faster than our football deals.
We’re tragic, romantic, and totally vain,
But admit it — you’d move here on the very next plane.
Oh France, you sassy, sarcastic queen…
Even your chaos tastes gourmet cuisine.
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What’s the most French thing you can think of? Baguettes? Berets? Bureaucracy? Drop it in the comments – allez, impress me! 🇫🇷🥖🗼
And if this video made you chuckle (or crave a croissant), hit like & share it with your amis – t’es une légende ! 😄💙🤍❤