I Watched The Cheetah Girls For The First Time

i watched disney channel’s “cheetah girls” movies for the first time in my never ending quest to try and watch every dcom as an adult and was bored out of my mind

0:00 – INTRO
0:19 – THE CHEETAH GIRLS
18:36 – THE CHEETAH GIRLS 2
33:18 – THE CHEETAH GIRLS: ONE WORLD
44:31 – CONCLUSION

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it was basically over until one day
Sheamus thought we should react to the
Cheetah Girls I I don’t like this
dramatic retelling of it beard was like
no to be fair I think I was the
gatekeeper of this video cuz I think I
refused to watch these beard refused to
watch this movie no can we do
this I this filming position for this
video and every time I see the word
cheatah girls all I can think is they
were the cheatah girls they said see you
later girls which is a weird thing I
made up in my head I also want to say I
did plan to have an outfit for this I
was going to wear leopard print
something to look like a cheater oh come
on she this is so disappointing but I I
forgot to do
[Music]
that is that Raven yeah Raven yeah
Raven’s like the main person in the
group I think this was like her movie
this is her Camp Rock listen to me you
finally hit that high SE in the second
chorus never happened before I love this
you finally hit that high SE now I have
an understanding of Music Theory and no
one sung a top see in that song so I I
don’t know they could have just said
note yeah they could have you know what
I take a whacking and keep on smacking
oh it’s going to be a lot of these
sayings isn’t it I do
and I have lessons at the youth center
and tons of homework if I miss this bus
right now I’m going to be officially
late for school tomorrow if I miss this
bus right now I’m going to be officially
late for
[Music]
school that was real that was that was
a Oh yeah and all the hot designers are
calling us they like sorry so I got go
on the other line please hold on but
every scene lasts so long and like this
is still the first scene
basically it’s still going like they’ve
moved sets a little bit like they had
their first one where they were together
and now they kind of walking to school
two of them have separated off they’re
still walking is this just going to be
like an hour and a half movie as in like
the actual events of the movie Last an
hour and a
half I love the idea that they just
start like doing these kind of pretty
bang average dance moves in public and
the general public kind of go like oh
wow yeah they got some moves I saw like
a meme about this like Disney Channel
really gasset us into thinking that they
dances were really good like Shake It Up
For example like it’s like the moves
that Zena and Bella do in that show and
they’re like
whoa the prodical daughter has returned
B the oh M so rocky relationship with
her mom did she not go to school also by
the way the other woman was that I got
to get to school is it a school day or
not I think maybe we miss read something
I think they were going home but listen
The Cheetah Girls are first in line to
win this thing and when we do we will be
needing buckets to bring in the duckets
when it comes raining down I have been
watching this movie for almost 10
minutes and I still not entirely sure
what the Cheetah Girls are which I think
is a fundamental issue I saw a title
card pop up that said the Cheetah Girls
I saw them whacka cheetah pinata I saw
them sing together they’re kind of
alluding to the fact there’s a band that
needs to go in a talent show but I’m not
entirely sure what the che girls are I
think it’s literally the three girls who
sing and they have were there four girls
they were four at the start yeah and
what I love is that they never have a
speaker but they do have music that’s
what the for one is for she she’s the
speaker she sings instrumentals but
before we can get to maids and butlers
and Ice we have to get to some
responsibility you think they’re going
to win the talent show and then get to
record in a real recording studio I
assume that’s exactly how the movie is
going to end it’s she delicious
it’s see that was the kind of outfit I
was going to wear but luk is not just
that french guy deep inside Luc
is very
very rich okay what are our guesses on
this man what’s he wearing this is a
rich French man I’m guessing like a
beret um a baguette maybe in hand but an
expensive baguette maybe like a Gucci
baguette can you can you picture me with
all this stuff
I love
you oh we not we’re not even going to
get to see him sorry I got so excited I
was like they gave us so much to work
with hey Chanel how did that test go
mmhs what are we guessing middle middle
high
school just know that um you can
audition five times but you’re still
going to lose you can shop at five or
six stores or just
one what’s that an advert for you need
to catch told me you could stop at five
or six stores or just one let’s do this
okay here we
go okay be quiet this is it I’m going to
find out what the cheet girl
are why were they like looking at the
camera up there as if there was a camera
no are the cameras in the room of us
right
now I think so they are like making a
music video are they making a music
video
no they’re auditioning or no they’re
doing a talent show but wait is this the
talent show or I think it’s the audition
they are SL what’s a fun fun cheat upon
they are cheating as in eating but
cheating yeah know oh but I I didn’t get
it so my my was
preemptive I can I think if I was
watching this in my own time I would
skip through this bit cuz I’m a bit
bored of it
[Music]
already I don’t want to be like
Cinderella sitting in a Dusty cell I
think that was the line yeah oh dog
coming on screen this dog’s a paid actor
as drink of champagne
1977 I had a
hit
champagne what do they live in a world
where she just like is like I have a
song and then the ACC compliment just
starts playing to sing along to it I
guess and Chanel when I look at you
honey I see a hot L spicy version of me
oh God this is so
embarrassing I’m looking for the next
big thing and I think that thing might
just have spots he thinks that the next
big thing he’s like I’ve been around
this town for a long time and you guys
got it
my C the cheater girls manager kid St
who’s this kid I they haven’t given us
enough info on like who these people are
like usually I would say I probably
haven’t been paying attention cuz
realistically I haven’t been but that
kid has not been introduced this man
who’s talking to them I’m guessing some
agent producer guy has not been
introduced usually they SP they barely
introduced the main characters I
couldn’t tell you any of their name I
didn’t think I could get to this movie
and I might not know the name of Raven’s
character like I’m still not sure it’s
been said for sure but I don’t know it
listen just in case there’s my card your
mom’s no joke no no producer would be
that desperate to sign yeah but is it a
school talent show yeah I don’t know I’m
not I’m not entirely sure you’ve gotten
the talent show please don’t spoil this
day because you didn’t get everything
you wanted at this rate you’re headed
straight to your room where is she mad
now because some guy said that she
jealous she’s jealous she wanted a
career that’s going to be her backstory
you have to listen to your mother’s
advice now listen the bottom line is
Galleria you are too young is your name
Galleria
Galleria could be don’t be what’s good
at eating your vegetables if you can’t
have to this is one of those movies
where they all just say sentences but
none of them are actual conversations
yes yeah it’s it’s just it’s just a
bunch of one Min and stuff no Franco
she’s too young no she’s probably not
too young though if I’m going to be I
mean yes if you’re the mother and don’t
want her getting into that industry no
one is ever ready for their dreams to
fall apart but when she’s older we’re
not going to be there to help her put
them back together how old is she
planning on making a
way like when we die and you are 7 years
old then you can wait a second hold on
your mother and I there’s no [ __ ] way
I I I will never be over the fact that
they have an Italian dad and he named
her a Galleria we got from page on the
magine I’m really analyzing their their
school lunches I’m not going to lie I’m
not really paying attention to what
they’re saying I was like so what are
they having for school lunch day and to
be fair I want to say it does look quite
accurate it doesn’t look like they’ve
got some gourmet meal on their plate
hello death dock records may I help you
death dock records death dock records
what does that mean like should I be out
psychoanalyzing this Mr Johnson’s my
father call me
Jackal traffic in New York could you
imagine such a thing there’s so much
going on excuse me sir please Mom please
she’s definitely got poo on her shoe by
the way I’m just saying smells like you
brought her with
you that’s a good one are they show
what what what she took a whole turn
with it like the way they had that it
was like there were flies around and
then they didn’t even show it well the
deal’s done Aqua here pulled out a
bottle of hot Papa hot sauce and I was
sold is the group going to split up
there has to be some conflict cuz
they’ve already got what the end goal to
get a record deal so is from the and the
and the girls these girls need more than
one week to rear and then they have to
make it their own they have to tweak
this mom is so embarrassed ing like I’m
feeling secondhand embarrassment and
she’s a fictional character that’s what
he said is now they the popular kids in
school they really had a a rise to
popularity didn’t they could you imagine
that being a thing at school like these
guys are so cool we’re just going to
like stand around and watch them chat
they still haven’t done anything like
they got a record deal and then they
became the popular kids they didn’t
release any music though there wasn’t
like any like actual rationale behind if
they release the hit song like i’ been
like okay cool yeah they’re popular
Galleria is over the top we live here
and we go to school here she’s making it
really hard to where Che spot so they
blame Galleria the group really is
splitting apart I mean something had to
happen walk so Camp Rock would run I
mean this essentially did walk so the
likes of high school and Camp Rock could
run without this I don’t think those
movies ever come to be what they are cuz
this one of the first movies that was
successful that actually made a
franchise from it so you you are right
me on tour with the gold medal Crew
That’s Right 10 weeks I don’t care about
this character I don’t care about her
opportunity to go on tour with some
random group that I’ve never heard of
before that are apparently meant to be
important I’m I’m really struggling to
find reasons to get invested in this
story if you still want to put your
apartment up for sale give a shout we’ll
do an open house no one’s moving out CL
gracias I don’t think you can just
decide that you’re not you know I I
don’t care I already don’t care the
mom’s secretly going behind her back to
sell the house she’s obviously mad about
it which can only mean that the mom has
come upon lots of money and they are
upgrading their house significantly but
she doesn’t realize that yeah because
she’s going to be with that french guy
she’s with the French guy I forgot about
the French guy I’m so sorry Hi the
Thomases please oh there’s no Thomases
here this guy’s dressed like a character
from Star Wars I’m not even joking
there’s a character from The Phantom
Menace I’m going to get you to put an
asset up of him next to him looks just
like this this is genuinely a costume
from Star Wars Mom this is my friend
Chanel remember I told you about the
Cheetah Girls oh yeah hi honey never met
the bar I love the idea she’s like
remember when I told you about the
cheatah girls as she’s successfully
managed to get a record deal and she’s
just like casually dropped it in
conversation with her mom it was a
cheatah girl because it’s the best I’ve
ever had Chanel and please don’t
don’t take it from me I think this is
the moment where you meant to feel sad
for her and I feel nothing I could not
care less I still don’t know which one
of them is
[Laughter]
Chanel you’re a cheah girl because of
who you are and what’s in your heart you
guys made
up I mean like
you yeah like acting like the cheater
girls is a real thing like that like you
could like earn to to be a cheetah girl
can I become a cheetah girl if I have it
in my heart that girl I know but what
about the Cheetah Girls what about the
Cheetah
Girls
uh I am him I am him I think you’ve got
the guts to be a cheer girl and it looks
like a position is opening so you should
start in there quick I I was convinced
there was only first yeah so what like
why is there one person in the middle
and why is that one person
you that’s what always
[Music]
happens she’s like I am
Beyonce they really are wearing leopard
print everything aren’t
they it is really but it isn’t cheetah
is it there’s no such thing as cheetah
print clothing it’s leopard print I’m
not going to give into their stupid
cheater name it’s it’s leopard
print imagine four of me just like well
fine then we
bounce okay so Raven’s
gay you can’t make decisions for the
whole group we make our decisions
together you’re just one person and
you’re not the boss of everything so
somebody has to be the boss somebody has
to remind you why we started the Cheetah
Girls to make our dreams come true way
M why don’t you guys believe in what we
have I was looking at myself in the the
viewfinder of the other
camera look how long my hair’s gone like
did this conversation B so
much look this is too much for one
day I really think
all looks like I’ll be going on that
tour oh the band broke up I wasn’t
paying any attention to that the Cheetah
Girls are over no no the how could this
happen
girl are over Toto is in a hole
oh please my dog is in a hole will you
please go and get him how is this movie
Becoming like a police Rescue movie in
the in the last few few minutes that’s
it that’s it come on come on a little to
the left keep going news reporters are
showing up for this dog rescue I’m sorry
to say he just doesn’t look that stuck
the dog is not that great an actor let
him hear you
[Music]
she’s not singing the dog she’s going to
sing the dog out the hole she’s going to
do what the firemen couldn’t do this is
why we need to defund the fire brigade
and put all of our funding into
creativity and arts
schools okay I just want to say I I did
see that the fireman saved the dog let
let’s be 100% here the dog did not get
out of the hole on its own a fireman
went down took him out and saved it if
these girls get any credit for their
little singing that they were
doing then I’m turning the movie off are
you right to walk away from your
friends it’s your call look actual
Goosebumps I’m just
called oh no way they’re going to get
these guys involved in how do electric
guitar in the street I didn’t even think
about that he’s not even even looked up
to
anything they’re performing this on the
news what
what oh that’s so funny this is so crazy
I love the idea that it’s on the news
and they’ve got all these multiple
camera angles the Manhattan Magnet High
School talent Show’s first prize goes to
the girl but they didn’t perform at the
talent show they performed on the news
in the street after saving a dog that
that’s the movie that whatever you just
said there that was that is what this
movie is we know how he said cheatah
girls walked so High School Musical
could run I think that was more of like
a a cruel maybe a sort
of oh my
God it’s weird that watching that now
cuz we’ve watched so many Disney Channel
original movies that and there’s like
these rules that we’ve created for them
like the main characters never kissed in
the first movie but they’ll get into a
relationship in the first movie they
didn’t even get into a relationship but
they kissed as a as a plot goes that was
very weak compared to some of the other
ones you look at some of the other
movies like High School Musical is far
more interesting and I don’t think
that’s that plot heavy I still think in
terms of plot the best Disney Channel
original movie is the Teen Beach Movie
it actually had like an interesting
concept it wasn’t the best execution but
it was just it was it most interesting
everything else since this movie has a
bit more of a gimmick like you’ve got
zombies you’ve got descendants like
you’ve got something going on in those
and this one yeah it’s you can tell it’s
the first one I
think and we reschedule this and we
uninterrupted program to and we
reintroduce our and we return to our
scheduled program and we return to and
we return to our scheduled programming
with the Cheetah Girls
[Music]
to oh new New York the first movie was
in New York too though so that’s
actually not that big a deal I haven’t
said this yet but they go Cheetah Girls
Cheetah Girls 2 and then it goes cheatah
Girls one World which really always
annoys me when they do that why don’t
you call it cheah girls 3 Manhattan
Magnet High School it’s the worst high
school name of all
time so our conclusion with the first
movie was it was like they had an idea
for a band and said let’s make a movie
around this you’d think if they make
making a second one they at least have
some sort of story for this already any
better song I can’t remember any of the
songs from the first movie so I think
that’s probably a sign that the music
was not great we are going to spend some
family time and anyway you’ve got to
give the singing a rest while they go to
Barcelona when who goes Barcelona we
never got to meet the guy from Paris the
French guy yeah oh that’s a shame I
thought Luke lived in Paris no he’s from
Barcelona more lers he’s from Barcelona
but he’s French we better meet this man
in this movie maybe he’s the mystery of
the movies that he doesn’t get revealed
until Movie 4 they on four that that was
that was the that was the joke you
really stressed me out there for a
second so is there anything oh I’ve seen
all of these wedding dresses before so
they really going to delve into the
mom’s friendships in this movie is that
is that what’s going to happen here I
wasn’t watching the first movie like you
know what we need more of we need more
of the moms it’s Anette for the
Barcelona Summer Music Festival I I
think there should be a count of how
much they me mentioned Barcelona in
thiss
stand no cuz we are sisters mom you know
what this is what you call the universe
Ad work I’m afraid not to
go you called your father and talked to
him about this in Hong Kong what who has
a father in Hong
Kong Gallia it’s but her Italian dad’s
in Hong Kong now yeah okay fair
[Music]
enough I will say I do agree with I
think the music is better in this movie
which is probably why people will think
that Cheetah Girls 2 was the better
movie cuz they’re looking back on it
nostalgically like oh remember that song
that I
like okay so cheah girls are up in the
world look at this place they’re staying
in the rich friend St from Spain oh
we’re living with him sorry oh we’re
going to meet the friend guy finally
this is what it’s this is what it’s all
been building up to this awful awful
experience of a movie so far might be
worth
it it’s so great to see you
again he is he isn’t as stereotypically
French as I thought they would make him
I just I was so excited to meet this
French character and they hired a
Spanish man to play him and then moved
the whole film to Spain where he is in
hi we actually have a CD and some
pictures of our last book no no no no no
no no no what have you prepared to sing
who is this look who is this I’m getting
so upset at this movie This is actually
crazy this is crazy it’s following the
same tropes as the last movie though
where they they go into a stage and they
just have a new guy that they’ve got to
impress this
time stand together is this the only
song they
have what are you waiting for
that’s all for
today what what is that’s most the is
the worst acting I think I’ve seen of
anyone in my life there was no emotion
in that
face oh
Barcelona you know this movies in
Barcelona just just in case you
[Music]
forgot hey you okay so we’re giving her
another external dancing plotline where
she’s going to probably get an
opportunity that she’s going to end up
turning down for the cheater girl this
is the same plot for the same movie just
in Spain The only positive I can take
from this movie is for some reason they
thought oh that was a great idea doing a
movie over the summer holidays maybe we
should do that again with High School
Musical and make High School Musical too
[Music]
okay I’ve got to do something El can you
keep this going I’m try and learn the
dance oh you’re killing
it oh hell yeah go off I’m back to being
tired again I’m sorry guys I am not that
tired the movie is just draining energy
out of me don’t forget tonight Dinda the
dancing cat I’ll see you there this
acting is so crazy Sheamus this acting
is so crazy I I I want to give him the
benefit of Doubt and say maybe English
is in his first language maybe he’s a
Spanish actor and they’re like you’ve
got to speak English in this movie and
we do one
take who is this I I I don’t care who it
is I I don’t need an answer if I find
out I I will not it will not change how
I feel matter of fact I didn’t really
care that much about the Cheetah Girls
but introducing these new characters has
made me realize that in no way I did
care about the cheat girls cuz I care so
much less my mom used to sing this song
to me all the time when I was
little is this movie all just
singing no like last movie there was
there was plot I actually thought there
was a quite a low number of musical
numbers in the last movie I was actually
thinking when it was about 30 40 minutes
in I was like there hasn’t really been
that many songs in this like when they
got into like the second song it was
quite deep into the movie Whenever there
isn’t singing they go we are sisters we
stay together but even the the lines the
script in this movie is just one liners
it’s not it’s not these are sentences
but not
conversations so what’s their Conflict
at the minute nothing there is nothing
happening in this movie we’re here with
our mothers U my mom is our manager I
can see a mama manager a mile away I
told you what do we need in this movie
more mom momer meets momer this is great
momer meets momer is a great movie I
don’t know what it’s about but that is
that’s a reality show wait a momer
reality show where like they like all
like compete about like who is making
the most money of their children do they
win by most money of their children or
child that needs the most therapy in the
end well I think that’s like two cat
there would be no shortage in momes
wanting to be in in a reality show about
you do levels cuz you can do like Chris
Jenner level and then you is is not even
about cheating out you have M like
chrisan but then you also have like
Dance Moms on a level you start with the
dance moms and then you make Mom’s
celebrity you have a celebrity version
of the
show you entitled they’re still on this
topic by the way they’re out on a
different set but they’re still talking
about the mom’s meeting we’re still very
much on topic this is my mother dorthia
gabal oh got me sock welcome to Spain
your girls are magnificent your girls
are
magnificent you know what I kind of want
to hear we S no please don’t if you
encourage it they will do it it’s like
the uh Bloody Mar do not say it well I
guess my great great grandfather was
friends with the right
people I don’t know which I never know
which character they’re going to set up
with someone in in each each movie they
like pick a random one of the cheah
girls like we’re going to give her a lot
of interest in this movie and we’re
going to give her this random Spanish
guy cuz I’m supposed to be with Luke I
mean I know it in my heart there’s
nothing more Spanish than eating
grapes I don’t know I just like I just
it feels it feels offensive but if
someone was feeding them the grapes I
wouldn’t have been surprised if they had
one of those English servants they
obviously have at this Castle feeding
them the grapes I would not have been
there she is there
is Chanel did you forget Chanel did you
forget she was meant to be feeding us
grapes they’re actually an actual made
outfits that they got from the high
school uh theater
[Laughter]
Department why are they introducing six
new
characters oh oh we’re back to back to
the dance plot lines that means I can
doze off for a bit cuz this isn’t going
to be important
are you not going to learn the dance
this time they’ve already cut away to
Raven pretending to play a Pian like
[Laughter]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
that I still don’t know what’s going on
in this movie by the way there was a
montage that scene there showed nothing
it showed them all getting on with their
own thing don’t you think we should be
focusing on the music before we focus
what you need to focus on first is
breakfast so all the so the the whole
point of this movie is that all the
other girls want to have fun on vacation
and she wants to take oh it’s literally
Camp too she’s like you guys aren’t
taking this seriously enough which I
guess does fit up with her character
she’s a control free
yeah am I the only one who’s taking this
seriously oh there we go she she said
the line this is the thing we are going
to be so annoying to people that are
obessed with this series who’s this
series no I’m sorry if you are still
obsessed with Cheetah Girls in 2024 a
Lord’s year
2024 it’s been 20 years there are better
movies out there watch watch something
else you know everything is already
set so is she leaving now because she
didn’t get along with the girls for one
day which is what happened last time as
well too cuz it’s the same movie just in
Spain this time I just really need to
talk to her no no no no you will talk
with her in the morning tonight I want
you to sleep with me I am sorry
sweetheart I’m so so sorry you can’t
talk to your best friend now cuz I want
you to go to sleep what at 17 they were
in a bar the other day yeah they were in
a bar the other day and now Mom is
saying you shouldn’t talk to your time
to go to bed my world
is she’s having her um Gabriella walk
away moment it’s
over she was just readjusting the
pillows at this
point she’s gone they’re going to
they’re going to play the song and be
like wow we are
[Music]
sisters I’m very sorry about Galleria
but oh Lola hey no I’m here that was
just one really big misunderstanding
don’t worry though that fall out by the
way was the most unnecessary thing you
could have made this movie 10 minutes
shorter by just cutting that out because
it really didn’t matter M told me you
were up here these are either the most
plotless movies of all time or I am
paying no attention to’s I think two
things can be true well New York did he
call her New
York because she’s coming so you say
well New York I think there’s a real
chance he said that what is this for
that’s she’ll pay for tonight’s work
sweethe really they got1 each money
they’re like really we get paid for work
the rules are very clear there can be no
performance by the Cheetah Girls on this
stage tomorrow I forgot this guy was in
the film other than his scene earlier
has he been in the film other than that
scene now it was my mistake so don’t I’m
very
sorry just give the €1 back this weird
guy with the wig coming in and then just
yelling a line that’s all he does I
guess that’s all for
today I’m very
sorry he comes in says a couple things
and then he yells the final line and he
walks out have been informed by a
reliable source that you arrange for the
chital to get paid for their performance
who would say such a thing my
nephew Angel he was his nephew all of
course he was they both have the same
hair how couldn’t we have seen it this
is the worst plot twist of all time I’ve
never been so uninvested in a plot twist
ever and let’s see him y the last line
is he going to do it I don’t need you to
tell me the rues
I wrote the che I don’t need you to tell
me the rules I wrote the
rules
who cares about
this it just feels offensive doing that
feels offensive I I I don’t
like but how but he the okay there’s no
way if it’s a competition the nephew and
owner of the competition can be part of
one of the Bands I love that he’s like
no professionals and then he who’s
probably definitely a professional
musician just starts playing the trumpet
because your favoritism your nephew is
part of it and you are part of it how
are they not going to win another movie
with the same plot which was almost no
plot at all what it was the plot there
was no plot the plot was basically these
are the cheah girls we are now about we
are sisters in conclusion they are
sisters and they stay together they
stick together they’re different colors
they don’t look the same they is that it
they don’t look the same so following
Cheetah Girls 2 you’d think there is
Cheetah
Girls three no it’s Cheetah Girls one
World I ha why I just don’t get it
[Music]
what okay so aqu is here that’s good do
you know their names now yeah
girl that’s um
drink is that right Dinda dind that’s
pretty close that was pretty
[Music]
close sh sh we used to be a for some
then Galleria got into Cambridge okay
let’s recap so Galleria has g into
Cambridge but they have two months until
college so college would typically start
what September time so you say Galleria
has gone to Cambridge which I would know
doesn’t start till October in July also
sorry the way I said I would know I
didn’t go to Cambridge I just know
Cambridge starts in October somebody
wants the Chica girl audition for like a
huge Hollywood musical Hello more
auditions I was going to say what are
the people around them reacting like but
they’re all just kind of vibing and
enjoying it rather than like I imagine
the realistic example if this happened
in New York would be you guys shut what
the oh hey I’m eating here actually my
parents say uh hello mam but I prefer
Vic that look he gave was weird flight
leaves a day after tomorrow things move
fast in
Bollywood
are what did he just say he said
Bollywood not
Hollywood we’re going to India now
they’re excited yeah they they had a
little pet talk about it and they were
like you know okay I just India is a
cool country like the shape of it and
everything you know what I mean though
like the way it like pokes out and it’s
like a little but it’s huge as well I
just I’ve never been this movie’s made
me want to go and I think the food there
would be absolutely incredible look at
that India pictures my God it’s probably
a real thing though and one of the most
romantic places in all of India they say
if you kiss someone there at Sunset
you’ll know in your heart if your love
is true countdown to kiss in front of
some stuff who should have make this out
to my mom no wait wait me no no no no my
mom my mom sorry he didn’t get either of
her mom or her name so what was he going
to write Dear
Mom well if you’ll excuse me I have to
get busy writing uh well rewriting they
haven’t heard the script or read it or
know anything about it but they agreed
to be in the movie and they’re already
in India for it they’ve been paid and
they’re like okay we’ll just do it we’ll
see what happens
okay listen up I’ve managed to drive
down our Stars oh I just am not going to
enjoy any of this this is so bad this is
this is genuinely like so uninteresting
I never thought G Galleria was carrying
this movie so
much Ian this is just a Bollywood
version of I don’t don’t I remember
Shake It Up did a thing in Japan where
they went to Tokyo for like a bit cuz I
remember Zena and bellor released this
song called made in Japan for
it made in Japan that was by the way
sorry I’m so distracted but that was
their only move was made in Japan they
always did the arm thing made in Japan
made in Japan what is going on you can’t
book one of us and not the other okay
we’re a group J we’re out like jam do
you think the writers know what’s
happening in 10 minutes time in this
movie no oh
no away
I’m really trying to listen into the
lyrics to see if the lyrics have
anything to do with what just happened
uh this is Kevin from totally tech
support Kevin 347 you guys it’s Kevin
347 are we sure who Kevin 347 is by the
way cuz I don’t know you’re watching the
sunset too what that means we’re in the
same time zone I’m on a gorgeous path
along the Arabian Sea there’s an ice
cream stand and it’s it’s called natur
natural that’s right
you didn’t tell me
toia I don’t even know how you can
depict this in the video that scene went
on so long and In fairness to it it’s
the only scene in this entire movie
where I’ve actually sat and silently
watched it without making fun of it for
like 45 seconds but how has this random
guy who I don’t I don’t know if this
man’s ever been introduced in the movies
before I I can’t remember him just
happens to be in the same street in
India as them same street same spot
watching the
sunset have you notice that every
elephant looks at
[Laughter]
me what does that mean like what what
can we unpack from that and also the
first elephant was a SAT it was a b it
looks at everyone if you look at it
sometimes is what we wish for is not
what we really need this is like
something out of an animated movie where
like they meet like a wise wise man in
the woods they haven’t even released a
song yet have they canonically not
released the song yet I don’t think so
they don’t have streaming they don’t do
anything yeah we don’t show their
[Music]
CDs they’re doing a compilation scene
it’s they don’t even have enough stuff
to show they they didn’t film enough
stuff so they didn’t a compilation scene
remember when descendants did a
compilation scene I missed descendants I
missed it honestly I would watch that
again you would never want to go out
with me like I said I’m not a movie star
that doesn’t matter wait is is she
actually just setting them up I
genuinely think that’s her role in this
movie is to set up a choreographer and a
movie star that we did not know existed
15 minutes ago see this CH we go for
free yle show to pass up a bargain he’s
going to sit on the chair and it’s going
to
collapse just funny he said you don’t
start shooting next week I’m pulling PLU
on American Girl in India they have
beautiful architecture why do they think
I care about this scene though this is
my more fundamental problem I could not
name either of these characters both of
them were introduced this movie I don’t
really care about them what what what’s
the point of this scene what what is the
point of any of this guess you heard
can’t possibly find a location in a week
I bet they’re going to find a location
in a week for free yeah that that would
be I I would put every penny I have on
that right now if anyone wants to take
me up on that offer I am here and I am
willing to take a bet on this
I do you see that that elephant is
staring right at me a
dude this canot be
real I’m so Bor I keep your name I yes
did you try the chickena Masala yeah
it’s actually my favorite really this
movie is an hour in and nothing has
happened I cannot stress it enough
nothing has happened in this movie this
has not been interesting this has not
been entertaining there’s been a couple
musical numbers that haven’t made sense
with the plot usually a movie has a
conclusion I don’t know what there is to
conclude I was just uh rehearsing the
love duet by
yourself how long are you going to keep
running away why is this man so afraid
he’s meant to be like a huge movie star
and this girl obviously likes it I
just it’s so dumb what is that my string
from the wishing
tree
oh so say so I’m sorry I’ve got it now
the reason he showed up there earlier in
that convoluted scene was cuz she wished
for it
[Music]
what sing what’s going on why who
invited him along how does he know the
words it’s their song it’s their
audition did they write the song like
that’s why I can never work out is do
they write their own music do they have
music why who Ria did that so who is
making but like so they don’t have any
music though so like my interpretation
was they were making these songs up I’ll
would give them credit I think this is
best song yeah
Chanel Chanel got it wow I feel
nothing oh you got the classic packing
up their bags scene this is becoming a
bit of a staple in this franchise well
this time they do one more they they
have two of them packing and singing uh
I’m going away song and it’s not going
to matter in about 5 minutes the same
way gen the movie is over in 5 minutes
so like it it cannot matter in 5 minutes
unless I’ve got the timing of this movie
exceptionally wrong so I know what’s
going to happen so I I it’s taking me
too long to work this out I’ve been the
movie’s been kind of going in one or out
the other the girl who got picked for
the part’s going to turn it down so the
Cheetah Girls can stay together and then
I don’t know they go home I’m not going
to take the part oh the whole movie was
building up to the they generally spent
about an hour building up to this
audition over which of the Cheetah Girls
was going to be picked for this part and
then after one like 3 minute long
musical number they decide no I’m not
going to do it I think it’s time you
stand up to your uncle stands up to his
uncle makes a movie with all three of
then boom goes the dynamite also
standing up to the uncle the only person
that’s giving money into this movie and
there no [ __ ] way that that’s going
to work in real life you can’t be my
leading lady on screen maybe you’d
consider playing the role in real life
no and that sentence can go absolutely
in the bin delete that whole scene from
the manuscript if you tell me there’s
not going to be a sunset right now where
they’re going to kiss I meant for you to
follow your dreams not try to buy me
mine oh yeah I forget there’s like a
subplot about this guy being rich by the
way if you if we probably definitely
haven’t covered that her like internet
boyfriend’s super rich and has
inheritance but that’s a problem because
he can’t inherit it till his grandfather
dies so I don’t know how you know if
they’re picked up a
that thank you I she’s going to get a
call from aan boyfriend there
watch
watch phone
out she didn’t even type a number in it
went I think that’s it I think the
movie’s over raim in a whip is wonderful
no
Uncle it’s G oh yeah they’re going to
hire the choreographer to be the lead
for the movie I thought this was going
to happen I wish I said it earlier it
was so obvious they were going to do
this so they literally came to India for
no reason by the way they came to Spain
for no reason they came to India for no
Reas
they made three movies for no reason and
in conclusion that is the cheatah girls
yeah usually they’re like bad but funny
bad or something this was like it
reminds me of the Princess Protection
Program that was just slow and bad can I
just do something for a dramatic effect
yeah I’m glad it’s over please let me
know what decom you want me to react to
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