Riff Raff The Gourmet

This is Season 1 Episode 50
Airdate: November 23rd, 1984

Riff-Raff has competition again, this time Cleo’s dating Pierre, a French gourmet chef. Riff-Raff and the gang vows to make Cleo a gourmet meal, but Pierre and others make it hard to achieve their goal.

[Applause] They sure don’t make yo-yos like they used to uh-oh Cleo’s not going to like this well at least it’s only a small hole who’s there greetings aring bus this is no more giant mouse from outer space I have come to take you to my spaceship we need a new mop on Board got to hike oh [Laughter] Huh competition it’s only me bus how you doing I knew it was you all along I don’t believe in giant Mice from outter space hey Bush who’s that guy with Cleo who what where never mind catch you later hi AO oh hi riff uh Pier I’d like you to

Meet uh a friend of mine riffraff Pierre is a French Gourmet Chef oh yeah uh put her there H hello hello clear my daring I so want to be with you tonight I’m so sorry I must cancel out it but I have to work I have

To be the consultant at a very important dinner hey that’s too bad would you like to go out with me tonight I suppose are you sure wouldn’t it be better staying home how would you like to stay home with a black eye boys please

Ming I have to leave I will speak to you later I’m going to make her a meal that’ll wipe you out puffball you’re going to have to work hard to do that Riff Raff Pierre makes the most wonderful gourmet meals I’ve ever tasted he also knows how

To treat a lady pick you up at [Laughter] 8 I sure am glad you guys want to help no problem we’ll create a gourmet dinner Cleo never forget better than any french sh what’s the plan man first we clean up this place we got to make it classy if we’re going to eat a gourmet meal here right boys Right I think I’ll make fish alif vegetables Al and Pie alra be careful mango sometimes those wipers Go On by themselves yeah what did you say oh Well there must be an easier way to clean that window help somebody help the switch is broken quick Bo disconnect the Battery Okay boys break’s over time to spiffy up inside failing these clowns should be easy as Zay voila d a squad stop everything it seems the more we clean up the dirtier it Gets I cleaned the rock now pull the plug now I know why people hate housework let’s forget the cleaning and go find some food why Going to catch some tasty fish make Cleo a Class I hope it’s a a big one got you come here Cat Huh hi rpr how’s the dinner coming along piece of C there’s nothing to it see you later now for some veggies and beef carrots and greens uhoh and what’s a cat doing in my vegetables leaving my mind is so slick I’ll trip her with the Stick oh no my whole job only netted one Car The Mongo’s going to squish and squish and squish some grapes and make some yummy grap Juice yeah you’re just the person I wanted to see could you answer a question for me how do you squish Grapes you learned something new ever day I’ve got to catch a real flashy fish for my Gourmet Masterpiece got one oh oh just my luck allous a skunk oh no sorry pal I with my sa Sal ref this fish will be Outstanding with your small pickings it can hope to impress Cleo well guys I guess I’d better admit it to myself as a gourmet meal this stinks he H the Just [Applause] Desserts thanks for your efforts I’ll just tell Cleo that I didn’t quite make it Cleo my gourmet meal didn’t quite come off you know Riff Raff as long as you’re being honest I’ll be honest too I’m not going out with you just for a gourmet meal I like going out with [Laughter] You yeah what is it wow it’s a whole meal with all the trimming hot and Everything GFF Raff that’s the tastiest shrimp I’ve ever had and look at that caviar [Laughter] please I will cook you my special T surprise how about