The Facts of Life | Kids Can Be Cruel | S3EP20 FULL EPISODE | Classic Tv Rewind

From Season 3, Episode 20 ‘Kids Can Be Cruel’ – During the preparations for a box lunch charity auction, the girls are gazing over an Eastland/Bates “Slam Book”, in which those writing the comments are identified by numbers instead of names. Mrs. Garrett is horrified by the cruel comments in there. When Blair reveals to one of the Bates boys that Natalie is number 10, Natalie gets her revenge by telling a Bates boy named Carl Price, whom the other boys tease because of his severe acne, which of the box lunches belongs to Blair.

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About The Facts of Life: At the Eastland School in Peekskill, New York, Edna Garrett (Charlotte Rae) oversees the day-to-day lives of students who come from all walks of life. Under the care of this slightly nutty but always caring housemother is the beautiful, rich and spoiled Blair Warner (Lisa Whelchel); the witty, plump and impressionable Natalie Green (Mindy Cohn); Dorothy “Tootie” Ramsey (Kim Fields), the young and persistent campus gossip; and Joanna “Jo” Polniaczek (Nancy McKeon), a Bronx-born and bred streetwise kid whose tough exterior masks the brains and compassion she’s hiding underneath. Whether it’s the challenges posed by Eastland’s academic and social scenes, the rise, fall and rebirth of the businesses they start and run together, or the comings and goings of new faces in school and town, including Edna’s replacement (and sister) Beverly Ann Stickle (Cloris Leachman), the girls are always ready for a new challenge, and perceptive enough to learn from each new situation.

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That you catch on real fast Mrs Garrett oh toy you’re lucky you’re too young to be dragged into Blair’s latest scam can’t you forget your reverse snobbery for Bates boys long enough to help the world hunger fund like you who you trying to kid with these fancy Boomerang

Buns that’s a Quon you peasant you’re just baiting the trap for your latest victim D Lockwood I don’t need to bait a trap dink’s already in it he plans to out everyone on my dinner box tonight it’s supposed to be anonymous how does he know which is yours he Pride

It out of me how do you say no to a fullback he’s such a marvelous massive muscles mostly above his eyebrows Natalie aren’t you going to finish your dinner box in a minute I’ve already put the main course in here oh jelly beans some people like a sugar

Rush there I’m finished who’s next on Blair slamb book me slam book is that homework a poison pen directory is what it is oh contr it’s simply an opinion poll yeah and so you can be really honest you sign with a number instead of your name you write your opinions of

Everyone see this is Maggie Ellis’s page oh here’s one sign number six there’s only one thing wrong with Maggie Ellis she’s got enough whiskers to make a walrus jealous well that’s just awful being honest doesn’t give you the right to be vicious oh Tish and it isn’t all

Criticism it’s loaded with praise too for the right people you mean like the Rave you wrote for Tim hollofield Miss number 10 what do you mean number 10 what makes you think I’m Number 10 I’m not a full young lady the number on Tim’s football jersey

Is 10 you brush your hair 10 times on each side and you put 10 pounds of jelly beans Tim’s favorite candy in your dinner [Laughter] box all right I’m Number 10 but you’ve all got to swear you won’t tell anyone my number M what’s what’s

Wrong with you if you like the guy grab him and tell him he drives you out of your tree you’re such a simple life [Laughter] form what if I get rebuffed or Worse what if he laughed at me no for now I’m content to worship Tim from

Afar what if he buys your dinner box tonight then I’ll worship Him from a close oh good that’s dink he’s bringing the stereo system over oh he’s brought a couple of guys over to help him one of them is Tim holfield Mrs Garett wait till you see

Him his eyes you told me they’re so blue they make Paul Newman’s look Brown hello dink I’d know those knees anywhere Blair of course it’s Blair you brute hi babe wow this fire trap looks outrageous really excellent isn’t he a stitch hi group hey Dink what you think hi

Natal hey it’s the Bronx bombshell you read any good books lately yeah dink ready any good Cocoa Puff boxes hi gang hey Tim O over here with that oh no no no Tim over here let me help you with it well sure Natalie we wouldn’t want you to strain that passing

Arm who knows when you might want to make a pass hi Mrs Garrett dink hey Tim let’s go out and get the big speaker there’s AIG bigger speaker just how loud do you expect the music to get I wouldn’t bring out any wine glasses oh hey everybody get ready for a

Thrill Rocky price is on his way with his tape deck Rocky price yeah he could cure world hunger just by showing up everybody’d lose their appetite who’s Rocky prize oh don’t call him Rocky his name’s Carl those baits guys call him Rocky behind his back because of his complexion that’s the

Worst thing I ever heard no it isn’t you should read the other names he’s called pizza face moonscape peanut cluster I’ve had it with that slam book and if I get my hands on it it’s going right into my quein AR oh no you don’t hi everybody hi hi Carl hello Carl

What’s shaking Carl you must be Carl I’m Edna Garrett hello oh how sweet of you you brought your tape deck tapes too is that the dance music oh no it’s for listening I’m what they call a dead head who called you that oh no it’s okay Mrs Garrett a dead

Head is a fan of the Grateful Dead oh Blair I didn’t think you knew about the Grateful Dead sure the beautiful people love rock and roll too oh why don’t I show you where to set that up H tell me one thing about that group The Grateful Dead if they’re dead

Why are they so grateful all right over there big yeah always the quarterback always the quarterback now remember Dink it’s the pink box with the red ribbon right I told all the guys not to bid against me what’s in it just a little romantic snack Jambo Fage c yeah but what kind of

Food ham and cheese on Boomerang buns Yeah Tim you must be exhausted after moving those big speakers I bet you could use some Gatorade yeah really thanks Natalie coming right up toy could you give me a hand with the refreshments I guess but why because after that you

Can stay in the kitchen so I can be alone with Tim I’m cool glare your slam book is really key especially Rocky Price’s page it’s brutal hey hey holfield you got a page no kidding yeah let’s see this number 10 thinks you’re some kind of a god wow this is

Embarrassing so who is this number 10 Anyway come on Tim you know who has a humongous crush on you I don’t well give me some Clues well she’s editor of the school paper she’s packed her dinner box with your favorite food and she just left the room here you are Tim one Gatorade

Coming up thanks number 10 what’s he talking about listen Natalie I really would like to bid on your dinner tonight but I’m kind of going steady with Cynthia you understand hey Tim no problem I’ll just sell my dinner to Bert Reynolds as originally planned you’re a cracker hey and

Do thanks for all the nice things you said about me in here let’s go Dan yeah yeah okay pink with a red ribbon right what a memory [Laughter] oh you told him I did not okay so I gave him a few Clues he thought it was cute cute my crashing and

Burning is cute Blair This Is War and it won’t be cute I take no [Laughter] prisoners sold for $4.50 a real bargain and your date for the evening Linda Calderon hi Mrs Garrett hi Carl hey you sure look spiffy oh you think so thanks hey Blair hi and now a gourmet diet dinner featuring yum yum a crisp red ranish luscious fake and teasingly tangy turkey Jacky would you cool it you’re making it sound good that’s my job what am I been $3 five and there’s plenty more where that came from you’re not supposed to buy going

Once twice sold next is the next one ah ladies and gentlemen a gourmet Feast salad champ pardon her French there’s nothing wrong with my French now who will start with $3 $10 oh dink you’re a doll that’s the highest bid so far any other BNS $10 going once going twice [Laughter] [Applause] $15

$15 good for you Carl 16 17 1750 19 what’s Carl doing he’s bidding on Blair’s dinner box yeah but how does he know it’s hers got me 19 do I hear 1950 [Applause] $25 sorry dink they don’t take L when $5 going once so you take credit cards sorry no plastic going twice sold to Carl price for $25 and your date for the evening is Blair Warner Blair [Laughter] I don’t believe Blair ended up with Carl tell me I’m Dreaming you’re wide

Awake this will be some character builder for the little princess why don’t you put on some nice dinner music oh how about the theme from endless love love it I don’t believe this I don’t either what are we going to do why would Rocky want to buy your dinner

Anyway to have dinner with me of course he probably saw you bidding on my dinner box and went slightly berserk I have that effect on Men or it could have happened in an entirely different way hey excuse me excuse me I have something to do like what I’ve been meaning to check the shelf life of these cereals they’ll outlive you you had something to do with this admit it I might have I had every

Right to after you humiliated me in front of Tim you told that awful Rocky price that was my dinner box just like you told Tim I was number 10 I think that’s your basic eye for an eye that’s right you’re looking at zero self-image here with heavy psychiatrist bills in the [Laughter]

Future and heavy doctor bills right now hey what’s the big deal so you spend one Miley humiliating night with Rocky price I’ll tell them you’re on your way I am not going out there hey where’d Blair go as far away from you as possible she doesn’t want to have dinner with you pizza

Face hey I happen to know she does you can’t really believe that did you ever look in a mirror now dink you wouldn’t want to be known as a sore loser would you well Blair is going to be the loser if she has to have dinner with the rocky horror show

Here oh knock it off dink nobody knows whose dinner is whose everything was fair and square sorry but I did know so did I Blair called me H I’ll bet when 5:30 this afternoon she said she’d love to have dinner with with me 5:30 you’re into science fiction Blair was with me

At 5:30 am I lying to him I saw them together oh yeah then who called me Natalie can I talk to you for a minute excuse me in the kitchen why don’t you all just mangle there’s going to be hollering you called Carl didn’t you and

Convinced him she was me how could you do that it’s easy you just talk sticky sweet and say darling a lot this isn’t Fun funny Joe it’s plain cruel Natalie I’m really shocked at what you did I’m appalled Mrs Garrett you know what Blair

Did to me I had to pay her back but you didn’t pay Blair back that young man out there is the one who’s paying I know but I didn’t mean to you mean you didn’t think I’ve been listening to you kids sometimes you have about as much compassion as a school of piranhas

I admit it went a little far A little far Mrs Garrett I never thought it would turn out this way of course you didn’t it’s always a joke all in good fun until one morning you wake up with a pizza face or some other problem that everyone’s laughing at believe me it

Won’t be half as funny then oh the guilt there hi Carl I was just looking for an aspirin maybe you can forget the aspirin I know you didn’t call me Carl I called you I’m really sorry hey I knew it was a joke yeah I was just playing along Carl sure I’d

Have to be out of my mind to think that Blair’s going to call me for a date I’m not exactly dink Lockwood be proud here’s your dinner Blair see you wait a minute Carl this is your dinner you paid for it that’s okay all goes to

Charity excuse me I better go adjust the stereo too much base there goes one very fine boy and a very hurt one too Blair well don’t everybody look at me like it’s my fault I’m an injured party too forget it I’m going to have dinner with Carl if anyone should I should call

Paid for this and part of the package was a Charming lovable dinner [Laughter] date that’s me please hasn’t the boys suffered enough I’m having dinner with Carl don’t do him any favors he paid to have dinner with me besides someone might come to the ridiculous conclusion that he preferred you over [Laughter] me

Hi hi hungry yet not really I’m St you mind if I go ahead and start don’t you have your Charities mixed up it’s for world hunger not Carl price I was afraid of this what my Quant didn’t travel very [Laughter] well you know looks like one of those

Floppy watches in that Dolly painting at the MoMA the MoMA oh yeah m o ma a it’s sort of a nickname for the Museum of Modern Art in New York I know that we’re trustees I didn’t think you’d know that yeah I usually get by there whenever I’m home really I haunt the

Place did you see the cubis show are you kidding I saw it three times you know Picasso is my favorite Square oh okay yes he is marvelous but Brock is the master now hold it if we’re talking about the master they both learned everything from suzan you know I

Copied one of his still life at the Metropolitan do you paint do I paint no it was awful can you imagine how embarrassing it is to be sitting in the middle of a museum with paints and an easel and be terrible I was thinking of trying that thanks for the warning

Quan Mercy you know it’s been two years I still haven’t had the nerve to go back I don’t blame you the Metropolitan on a Saturday afternoon crowds of people and I’m sitting [Laughter] [Applause] there you a lot of dam and enjoy the fun and managing The Facts of Life they shed a

Lot of light if you hear him from your brother better clear them with your mother better get them right call her late at night you got the future in the palm of your hand all you got to do to get you through is understand you think you’d rather do without you never make

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