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This week on The Broski Report, Fearless Leader Brittany Broski returns from her holiday break to introduce her new desk companion, fawn over Sam Hartman, discuss her new fantasy book obsession, unpack Barack Obama’s favorite music from 2023, and rekindle her interest in history and learning.

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La Luz – A COLORS SHOW by Maria José Llergo
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Hm it’s a little chilly in here don’t you think YouTube video Watchers and audio listeners imagine me in a snuggly sweatshirt right now oh what’s that it’s bruski report merch dude oh what the [ __ ] is that it’s freaking brosy yeah bro I listened okay don’t ever say I

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Merch and then they’re not even in the photos it’s like bro you don’t even wear it I wear this so yes guys this is the broky report merch officially this is the front this is the hoodie okay broky report on the sleeve it is this design on the back we

Had Brit art collab with me on this who I [ __ ] love her dude I love her pinup style and I knew that with the 50s Vibe of the Ros report but like make it gay and kind of cty we had to use Brit art and she did a fantastic job I love how

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Was so excited to work with them and it’s really good quality like I was like guys I’ll be happy if it’s just a Gilden sweatshirt you know what I mean with just the logo on it and they were like no no no no no we’re elevating I was like oh

Elevating oh so this it’s like really thick and it’s really good like actually keeps you warm not just like oh [ __ ] like I brought a sweatshirt but I should have brought a coat it’s like real thick the crew neck is nice and it’ll keep you warm and the t-shirt’s that good quality

It’s not that thin material it’s that that good it’ll absorb your sweat that was what I told him I was like I need stuff to absorb what’s going on on my person okay so yeah here’s the merch finally available this will be dropping on January 11th the website is in the

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Those are ready and maybe some slippers as well so go get your merch stay tuned for what’s to come and thanks for sticking around Broski Nation enjoy this week’s episode bye-bye direct from the Broski Nation headquarters in Los Angeles California this is the Broski Report with your host Britney Broski God safe

Our preious Queen Long Live her mesty God save the supreme leader that’s the dub supreme leader supreme leader any of you guys ever been on the Universal Studios like lot tour where the guide is like on the bus and Jimmy Fallon has a video playing this is

So Niche if you’ve done this you’re on the bus and they’re going to like take you through the lot of like oh they fil Jaws here whatever and you’re on it and there’s a an interactive tour guide driver and then there’s a video that they play on the screens and Jimmy

Fallon is in this video and he’s like being like you guys are gonna have a great time today with insert bus driver name here and then the guy on the mic is like John and he’s like with your host Jim like whatever that I don’t know why

I felt compelled to share that but that’s what the opening of this episode was kind of in my mind giving okay it was a rendition of God Save Our Queen but instead of Queen rip it’s supreme leader cuz that’s me okay guys Happy New Year what’s that song they play long

Long long old song Old long song Old long sign is a poem and Melody that are over 200 years old and are in the public domain how does this go all long songs so make sure to stay tuned to learn more Old Lang say Old Lang saying the more

You know Old Lang sang everyone I don’t know what that means actually what does Old Lang sign mean times long past well that’s [ __ ] depressing all right a lot to discuss guys Happy New Year to all and to all a good night 2024 is going to be our year

Team 2023 was warmup 2022 was warmup 2021 was warm up 2020 was hell 2019 was warm up okay 2024 that’s our year for real there are some changes on the set I have got to address before you guys come here with pitchforks and Flames we have a new addition my YouTube Partner

Manager his name is Reed got me a Funko Pop of myself in the Broski report like cover art outfit I opened this present up and I just about damn near cried look at her she is adorable oh my God so I did actually move forward with kicking the night King

Off of the The Throne uh the iron throne and he has actually been banished back here if you can see that he’s under the green screen never to be seen again kicked off okay what do they do on American Idol okay I did not turn around on The Voice

I’m on the Iron Throne now okay and then we have business as per usual kylo Ren Mando and ghost of course up here now before we launch in I wanted to also address hey I was gone for two weeks sorry sorry it was the holidays and I

Was around my family and I wasn’t working are you guys going to kill me are you going to come to are you oh [ __ ] they’re outside yeah hello uh-huh oh [ __ ] they’re outside yep they have guns uhhuh and ammo oh there’s a bomb Oh and Anthrax okay oh so they’re

Mad okay yeah no and and I’ll see you for dinner tonight too okay could you just like disarm the bomb okay love you no you hang up okay love you bye sorry that was Sam Hartman sorry that was actually Sam apartment um cuz we we moved in together and it’s a beautiful beautiful

Blossoming love now if you guys are mad at me for taking two weeks off I’m sorry I’m sorry please don’t forget about me I’m sorry I had a uh I won’t say relaxing but I had a great two weeks with my family uh went to Florida we had

A grand old time love my siblings they’re almost done with college that’s like crazy to me because they’s still like 11 and annoying in my brain all right sorry for being gone I’m on the Iron Throne happy New Year all Long Hong and here we go for the new year I

Challenge the Roski Nation citizen listening to this broadcast we’re no longer doing resolutions okay we’re doing intentions we are setting intentions for 2024 this can be to maybe hold firm some boundaries that you’ve let go lack okay if you don’t want to to something say no okay that’s something I’m working on if

Someone invites you to something and they’re being nice and you know for a fact on that day you’re going to be tired or you’re going to be you’re going to have a long day you’re going to want to be at home say no because what I’ve been experiencing is I’m the flake and

It’s there is not a worst feeling by the way because when someone flakes on you awful and then I started to realize oh my God I’m doing that to people and like my friends are really gracious thankfully but like I’m not that’s not the type of person I want to be so if

Someone invites me to something and I know for a fact I’m coming home from a flight that day or I’m going to be hung over or whatever I’m just going to start saying hey I think that’s going to be a self-care day I think but you know let’s

Talk about next week because that’s the thing you have to show them by means of rescheduling that you still want to do something because there’s a difference between hey I can’t do it period or like that day doesn’t work for me what about next week right you still want to do it

There’s an intention there of of having those times with your friends but godamn sometimes I want to be alone my intention of this year and I mean this with my chest is Sam Hartman now who is Sam Hartman okay who is Sam Hartman you

May have seen this clip of me that I got on my own for you page of me doing a college speaking engagement at Notre Dame now Notre Dame did it burn to the ground yeah okay not that Notre Dame this is Notre Dame the School the college in Indiana okay

Didn’t know it was in Indiana thought it was in like Pennsylvania I don’t know I go to Notre Dame and first of all incredible incredibly beautiful welcoming just like awesome school like really had a great time there it was all the girls in the crowd I those are my

Favorite shows like I cuz I do a lot of college shows and I have yet to do one to Texas A&M I don’t know why like that’s my [ __ ] on the Moder A&M please shout to me girl I’d love to come I go to a bunch of schools I’ve done a

Bunch all across the South all across uh uh the east coast and so I was at this one I was at Notre Dame and I was excited because I was like you know for part of me in high school thought like I was like I’m going to get as far away

From Texas as I can but I didn’t oh so I show up and the the whole crowd is just it’s the girls it is the girls and maybe three game in and I’m like yes and the questions were great the moderat aters were great and we just had a good old

Time towards the end of the like show if you want to call it that it’s like a moderated Q&A one of the moderators asked me have you ever seen our quarterback and I said no girl look at me does it look like I know who your

Quarterback is she goes well allow me to Enlighten you she proceeds to hand me her iPhone 12 prax I hold it in my hand picture of Sam marman I seiz I seiz foaming foaming drool my eyes are crossed glazed over glazed over like a cow okay she proceeds

To show me this farar this farar oh my Lord Jesus oh my oh my I am not usually I’m about to lie I was about to say I’m not want to objectify men hey yeah the [ __ ] I am hey that’s this entire podcast look me I’m not want to

Objectify man okay hey I’m lying I looked at this man and I said this must be what it feels like when it this must be what it feels like when a teenage boy like opens a Playboy magazine for the first time like opens it and does Bo like

They’re ja hits the floor and like their tongue rolls out onto the floor like across the carpet that’s how I felt dude like me drifting across the room with heart eyes and my tongue on the floor like towards a pie on the window sill that’s how I felt I looked at this F

Door and I just about fell out and so that’s this video that uh someone recorded from the Q&A she uploaded it and I I saw it and I was like that is so because you know when I’m answering the questions I don’t think about what do I

Look like and I watched this video and I saw my own reaction and I was like yeah that’s accurate yeah and I’d do it again that’s real and so of course I proceeded to throw Mr Hartman an Instagram follow okay now this is concurrent with also

The okay I’m actually not done he’s like 24 right still in college I don’t know if he’s graduated yet I think he did he was at Wake Forest now he’s at Notre Dame I know everything about this man I know everything this man that is possible to find on the internet I have

A mental illness what the [ __ ] do you want from me dude I have begun the initial stages of compiling the information for his biography that I’m going to write because that’s what the [ __ ] hyperfixation does dude every single it does not matter it doesn’t matter what I like when I

Started liking it hey I’m doing search okay that’s me doing a deep dive I don’t know what that is some of you [ __ ] in the comments are going to say that’s your ADHD I don’t think I have ADHD I’m probably wrong okay that is it’s myo okay ano does anyone know

What that means modus operandi right we’re going to teach you a Latin phrase real quick guys modus operandi a particular way or method of doing something especially one that is characteristic or well established okay this is a a Latin phrase incorporate this into your vernacular okay Mo now my

MO is I like something I’m freaked the [ __ ] out I don’t know how to like something in normal amount I don’t know how to be like oh that’s chill I’ve said this before I’m shaft deep or I’m not in it at all okay Sam Harman I’m Chef

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Lose you I’ve started reading fourth wi Okay okay that’s my silent review for the that’s oh my God oh that’s my silent review fourth wi cured my Throne of Glass hangover because I immediately binged at Guitar I immed after that I immediately binged thron a glass with the exception of assassin’s blade that’s

Seven books back to back and the final book is like 1100 Pages I’m lying it’s like 900 or something like that it’s a long [ __ ] book powered through Kingdom of Ash and I was like well this sucks on like the story is done but I

Don’t know if it is and so people were like oh you need to read fourth wi fourth wing and I was like I don’t if it’s going to be like an at Guitar ripoff I’m really not because it’s enemies to lovers that’s what it was marketed to me as dude it was

So so good it was so good I’m halfway through iron flame right now okay I will say this for all the all the book talk girls and if you’re not a bookt girl just [ __ ] listen the main guy in acatar one of the guys okay I won’t ruin

It if you haven’t read it his name is reand and he is this dark brooding mysterious Shadow wielding what you first meet him as as a villain okay he’s uh High lord of the Night Court okay everything’s dark and I’m so emo like very Adam Lambert coded

Adam Lambert 2009 what do you want from me coded okay Zaden Reon Ryerson from fourth WI Dragon Rider son of a rebellion leader traitor to the realm Shadow wielder okay one of the most powerful Dragon Riders in all of Nar okay there I said it very very similar archetype of

Man which I think is why people recommended it to me so much but also it’s the same vein of like really wellth thought out fantasy plot it porn with a plot okay and a great plot I think that and okay here’s my here’s my tea reand you spend so much

Time with him from acatar to uh Court of [ __ ] what’s the second book called acatar book Ur oh I lied I lied oh my god I’ve been thinking that was the third one for a long time Court of thorns and Roses Court of mist and fury which I thought

Was the third book uh Court of wings and ruin and then Court of frost and star Starlight those are the four I’ve read I have not read silver Flames because that’s the one it’s like got the most porn in it it’s got the most in it I didn’t read it because I

Don’t give a [ __ ] about Nesta okay I didn’t read it I’ve been recommended it a lot of times I will probably read it at some point anyway you spend a lot of time with reand through those three or four books and I guess the fifth one too

But I don’t I wouldn’t know I haven’t read it you fall in love with him slowly right and you see how much of okay I actually won’t ruin it if you haven’t read it I won’t ruin it but you spend a lot of time with him fourth wi it’s one

Book right it’s like 450 Pages you spend a lot less time but it’s a lot more intense like the time that they do spend together and of course it’s the love triangle thing and you know in the beginning you’re rooting for someone and then towards the end it’s clear who like

Is the one for her and I was making comparisons between aatar and fourth wi because this idea of a man who has been written as the lead woman’s equal you know he doesn’t restrict her he doesn’t impede upon her independence he doesn’t step on her toes he doesn’t he’s not

Overly protective he’s protective of her but not to a point where it’s controlling I was trying to make those comparisons and you know what bch I’m three4 of the way through iron flame and that theory is kind of falling apart because there is some questionable Behavior on both Violet and

Zayan’s parts in Iron flame I feel like I’m watching high schoolers interact with each other it’s passionate it’s exciting it’s you know they’re keeping secrets from each other whatever like the plot is definitely moving forward and look smut 4.9 out of 10 4 4 4.7 out

Of five okay I’m loving it it’s great I am getting kind of frustrated with the fact that it’s clear that they’re both hard-headed and stubborn and like she’s a little selfish I’m kind of taking his side anyway all that to say it’s been a while since I read acatar I read it last

Year maybe it’s recency bias because I’m reading fourth wi right now I’m almost done with it Zaden Zaden then here’s the thing guess who the casting is in my brain can you put two and two together it’s going to be Sam Harman that’s going to be Sam Harman

Okay okay there I said it are you happy now my hands are behind my back I’m bound and gagged are you happy now I said it I’m I’m a sick little freak Sam Harman is my my ideal casting for Zen Reon from for swing lock me up Take Me Away

Officer he is just you get it or you don’t dude so it’s made it worse and I it’s one of those things I it’s classic woman brain moment woman moment shut I don’t okay woman moment but yeah let me have a woman moment really quick I am casting this incredibly complex and

Beautiful like work of a character of Zaden Reon onto the Notre Dame quarterback this super super super senior he’s been in college for six years hell yeah brother hell yeah brother [ __ ] it [ __ ] the degree and he’s training for the NFL draft right now yeah and he’s in Los

Angeles yeah I [ __ ] know that because guess what turned on notifications for his Instagram oh shut up I don’t actually care I really don’t give a [ __ ] dude Sam artman in my brain has all all the qualities that Zen Reon has is that true [ __ ] no [ __ ] no okay doesn’t matter does not

Matter what’s that ara Grande lyric we have got to pull it up in my head by AR Grande the beginning where he says here’s the thing you’re in love with a version of a person that you’ve created in your head that you are trying to but

Cannot fix the only thing you can fix is yourself I love you this has gone on way too long enough is enough I’m two blocks away I’m coming over that intro changed the course of my life forever and then this this lyric hold on painted a picture I thought I drew you

Well I had a vision seeing what isn’t there caught in the moment Tangled Up in your sheets when you broke my heart said you only wanted half of me okay now I cannot relate to that with regards to Sam Hartman however the the sentiment is true I have

Picked him you as the one that I’m projecting Zaden Reon on and guess what it’s great I’m I’m living my life [ __ ] it’s fantastic now in real life okay he’s a talented football player okay he the Notre Dame football team went to Dublin they went to Dublin and

They played a football game a football match in Dublin and they were gifted what’s called a sh Chila chele uh forgive my pronunciation if you are Irish which is a traditional walking stick or like a Keepsake it’s like a cultural uh traditional piece of wood okay they were gifted it as the team

Because they’re the Fighting Irish okay Notre Dame go Irish sort of moment okay he in the post game interview he’s in the postgame interview of this game and he’s holding this like mystical Hosier stick and he goes you’re gifted this CU he’s out of breath from the game by the king of

Dublin I’m behind the I’m on the sidelines Sam don’t talk you don’t have to talk it’s okay you play the game you play you throw that football [ __ ] and you better run yes work Diva don’t talk hey Sam could you go ahead and point out

The king of Dublin to me just on the map back here if you could just point out where you think the king of Dublin Lives oh guys how was it ever reverse engineered in the history of humankind that women are bimbos have you ever spoken to a man himo okay if you’re that hot you don’t have to say [ __ ] okay I don’t know how we let that happen to women when men are the ones that we

Should be you sit there and you be pretty baby I’m so proud of you yes okay he is so hot and he’s funny too okay he does meme dumps when he does dumps on Instagram when he takes a big Steam and dump on my on my TL there’s

Some memes in there he’s posted the one of that wolf sitting sitting alone of om just type [ __ ] like that s thing loner loner wolf type [ __ ] okay I’m giggling he’s done the the World War One vet drawing of like PTSD he’s done that okay he’s

Funny yeah I just about fell out at king of Dublin hey Sam there’s actually going to be a president of the Republic of Ireland and there’s going to be a prime minister okay just if let’s just clear it right now I have been posting for the

Last three days uh Sam Harman edits of the day okay I might start reposting him on on Tik Tok Just Let Me Ride This Out he is the white man of probably the week okay maybe the month let me ride this out and we’ll be over it soon okay just

Just stick with me guys okay we’re almost done on a deeper traumatic level let me level with you guys really quick all right we’re going we’re going One V one you and me I think the reason that I’m very attracted to Sam Hartman is because he looks like my ex situationship a

Little bit okay and I am woman enough to recognize that and admit that to myself okay and yeah I was laying in bed last night watching a YouTube video that reminded me of him and I had to FaceTime my friend and be like [ __ ] do I text

Him and her being like I’ll kill you and I said you have a point you actually do have a point we’re struggling Broski Nation this is we are headed into 20124 hitting the ground running in the yearning category okay we are we hit the ground yearning I I dismounted my

Dragon that’s me spinning through midair boom land Spider-Man superhero pose yearning I hit the ground yearning okay the ground cracks and expands and explodes it’s just it’s awful dude and the longer the more time goes in between what what happened between us and not talking I yearn more and harder okay I

Just need a real life man to distract me because in my brain I’m like oh he’s the one hey babe he’s not he don’t want me he don’t want you so why are you still thinking about him okay move on easier said than done I think in my brain it’s

Just I’m I’m I’m going through it right now you know I had to literally call my friend Katie and be like do I Tex Extremely Loud incorrect buzzer don’t anyway just yeah to get that off my chest guys thanks thanks for listening in that vein I need a bearded man like

Water so if any of you have maybe a brother or a best friend or a cousin that you could offer up at the the altar of the muses I’m the muses if you could just bring that up as like a sacrificial uh lamb at the altar of the muses for me

And my well-being I would really appreciate that if you have a bearded relative or friend who is single and looks akin to Sam Hartman go ahead and shoot me that in the DMs I will be looking okay appreciate you guys on that front all right moving into Barack Obama songs of the

Year moving into Barack Obama what the [ __ ] President Obama I know your ass is not listening to mitsky okay bit of the week said it your ass is not listening to mitsky okay let’s go through these tqg by Carol G and Shakira great song okay we got a

Little diversity in there period Barack Obama I remember everything by Zack Bryan and Casey M this is an incredible song this is an incredible song okay Casey’s part when it comes in very good Sprinter by Dave in central SE period some other interesting ones Cobra by Mega mallion I could do a whole

Other episode on Meg the stallion and how much I [ __ ] love her and ride for her and how much actually I’m I’m going to get mad how much she’s been through in the industry alone not even like in her personal life of like losing her parents like being cheated on the

Tory Lane’s [ __ ] all that like all of that and then the industry backlash on top of that I cannot [ __ ] imagine I love megga I I could write a thesis on it so that being on Barack Obama’s favorite music in 2023 period Water by Ty up okay America has a problem

Absolutely we’ve got my love mine all mine by mitsky period uh LA Remix by Young Lucas and P pluma I was trying in my my mind of Minds okay in my mind’s eye to Envision President Barack Obama wherever he is okay on on the wherever he is in the world

Bumping he’s just not okay he’s not but I appreciate the inclusivity uh lose control by Tedy swims I [ __ ] love that song dude that is a fantastic song and then we’ve got I think that’s all the ones I recognize from here yeah that’s all that’s all I recognize from here

Now I just think this is hilarious because in my brain it’s like is there someone compiling this for him and are they making sure to like be so inclusive of like this isn’t Barack Obama’s top 30 songs from Spotify like there is someone curating this to make it look like he’s

List ing across all genres everything that’s important in the world like being really p uh PC about it like like a PR response and I just think that’s hilarious like okay what what should we include LA Remix and Water by Tyler both great songs but Barack Obama make me swe

Make no I can’t I’m really I’m struggling to see it okay I think it’s hilarious though this is so so period okay moving on to my three songs of the week because I love to forget I love to forget that’s going to be first person shooter by

Drake you get it you get it okay I don’t have to there were there were those Tik toks going around when Spotify rap came out there were like me spending every ounce of my time in 2023 trying to be mysterious and eclectic with my music taste to have my top artist be Drake

[ __ ] I get that I get that hard I just you just got to put on Drake sometimes I don’t know I don’t know okay speaking of Drake his episode on Sunday conversations with Caleb Presley one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen when they had Adonis on there just hilarious just great like

That is that is a if we were compiling a time capsule to send off to aliens I would request for that to be downloaded on a USB and we’d put that in there and like a lot of everyone needs to see that okay first person shooter by Drake I

Love that song I can’t stop listening to it never lose me by FL Milly he’s speeding a r his hand on my coochie feeling good right I love that song these are on they’re on repeat I’ve got like five songs right now that I’m just like I’m cycling through and that’s

Going to be number two number three this was I might have mentioned them last week or two weeks ago Maddie my Spanish tutor a few episodes ago I was talking about how uh I love flamco and I love contemporary flamco and I love it interpreted through

The lens of you know modern like sort of with trap beats and whatever else under it this the the modern interpretation uh and y’all recommend commended a lot of cool artists to me in the comments and I listened to one I really liked one Maria

Joseo uh Lao a color show I love that song Someone commented that and I was like okay period I listen to it really really great and then Maddie saw my story and recommended this to me if you like Flamingo or if you’re if you’re trying to find a way to just incorporate

It there is uh there are a lot of playlists out there of like kind of chill flaming and then like serious historical flamco this is a band called Fondo flamco and the song Isan I love this song I love this song it is so good it’s been on repeat okay I’m obsessed and when I drive I put it on I feel like I’m I’m driving through the the Spanish Countryside I’m obsessed with it those are my three songs of the week

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Everything else in this episode thus far has been ancillary to what I really want to talk about which is I’m getting into the world of audiobooks I love sitting down and physically holding you know a fantasy novel and and being able to like cover the page with my hand and you like

When it gets to a really good part it’s like here we go and coming up with the voices and the characters and how I Envision them in my brain I don’t want that read to me I need to World build in my mind I’ve been treading in the water

Of historical non-fiction for a while and you know a lot of the time when you sit down to read you want to escape um or you just want time off your [ __ ] phone you know I don’t want to have to think about something serious but the

Older I get it’s like I do I want to use my time equally you know the time can be spent both in that fantasy world when the world gets too heavy and then you can have your nose in books that are heavy and that’s okay you know I there’s

So much trauma porn online and it’s the trauma Olympics and all this and that kind of has left a sour taste in my mouth of I don’t want to learn but I’m getting over that cuz I do want to learn and just learning about things that you know historically have interested me I’m

Over that too I want to broaden my sort of you know scope so that being said I looked on audio books on Spotify and I came across this audio book which it’s a real book but uh some that’s being narrated and I can’t stop thinking about it dude I started I’ve

Started going on walks every day which is like didn’t used to do that you guys should try it I do my little I close my fitness ring on the fitness app and it’s fantastic this book is called an indigenous people’s History of the United States revisioning American

History by roxan Dunbar Ortiz and I saw the title and I was like that’s something that I would never think to think about you know like you as an ally or as someone who who tends to fall on the leftist side of issues you would think you know like of course I’m I’m

Sympathetic to the plight of indigenous people in the United States of course that kind of goes without saying but how how deep have I really gone into that and I asked myself the question and I was like not deep at all okay beyond the basic it’s a genocide and and how tragic

I’ve never really gone beneath the surface to really walk my way backwards through American history through the lens of someone who wasn’t the one writing the history book and then I started thinking oh my God there’s so many other avenues that I could Explorer of world history through that lens as

Well which I’m not like this sounds like me preaching the [ __ ] you know I’m not trying to act like I’m the first person who’s discovered clearly not I’m saying in me in my life I’ve never taken the time and so I’m taking the time and it’s very very heavy and it’s very eye

Openening and it’s very educational which I wanted you know I want to be if I’m listening to an audiobook or a podcast you know I’ll putting something on in the background to sort of keep you company is one thing but usually if I’m going to listen to a podcast I’m going

To learn something so there is a quote in this book that is from Willie John’s who’s from the Brighton simol reservation in Florida and it says we are here to educate not forgive we’re here to Enlighten not accuse and I love this because it’s clearly not absolving history of its sins but it’s

Making it accessible and often times when I’m speaking about things like this to my family and I’m speaking from personal experience when I’m speaking to my family about these things there comes an eror of defensiveness you know when we’re talking about Native indigenous peoples and there’s an inherent builtin almost

Compulsion to defend the settlers of America because those are our ancestors and that’s you know that’s our lineage and whatever and that’s how we can live the life but that defensiveness you know I’m I’m begging who I’m talking to to you know step back from that like like

Take the walls down and let’s have a conversation actually I’m not talking about cuz here’s the thing there’s no need to get defensive I’m a white person too okay no one’s pointing the finger at you but it’s easy to feel attacked or you know accused when you’re having this conversation because

Inherently and this is what happens with my family a lot you know when we were talking about black lives matter when we’re talking about gay rights trans rights anything it’s like well I’m not I’m not talking about you I’m talking about the powers that be I’m talking

About Authority in this country and the history of authority in this country and that is a hard barrier to break through in order to have a productive conversation the point being it’s not about you it’s not about me it’s about the history the tragic history and the

Untold history the erased history of the indigenous people of the Americas so with that being said what kind of piqued my interest here was I think it triggered my desire to unlearn what the Texas Public School System uh brand education taught me about indigenous people and Indigenous history which is lackluster and spotty

At best okay of the pilgrims and Indians got together and had a great meal they sang [ __ ] konaya around a fire no bro okay and I just realized in my brain of course from the circles I run in and how I spend my time online of course I

Know that the history is deeper than that but there are so many Americans white americ I’m not even going to say white Americans just like non-indigenous Americans who genuinely believe that and you’re never really pushed to learn more about it ever you know it’s kind of like a you don’t really

You’re not forced to think about it so I’m forcing myself to think about it and it’s heavy it’s very heavy and it’s sad and I’m glad that the book opened up with this sort of Mantra of you know when I feel myself start to start to

Feel like [ __ ] sort of thing you know it’s it’s not about making anyone feel bad it’s about educating and enlightening and not letting these stories fall to the Wayside and hearing it from the people who went through it who have a tradition of oral history so it’s been really really incredible thus

Far and I want to read an excerpt if you’ll have me that really kind of struck a chord with me and I’m I’m excited to keep going in this book and it’s like I I make sure I’m doing it on my walks where I can lock in you know

I’m not putting this on in the background because I want to hear it it should not have happened that the great civilizations of the Western Hemisphere were wanly destroyed the gradual progress of humanity interrupted and set upon a path of greed and destruction so with that as the sort of

Starting perspective of the book damnn [ __ ] choices were made that forged that path toward destruction of life itself the moment in which we now live and die as our planet shrivels overheated to learn and know this history is both a necessity and responsibility to the ancestors and descendants of all

Parties what historian David Chang has written about the land that became Oklahoma applies to the whole United States Nation race and class all converged in land everything in US history is about the land who oversaw it and cultivated it fished its Waters maintained its Wildlife who invaded it

Who stole it how it became a commodity broken into pieces to be bought and sold on the market US policies and actions related to indigenous peoples though often termed racist or discriminatory are rarely depicted as what they are classic cases of imperialism and a particular form of colonialism called settler colonialism

As Anthropologist Patrick Wolf writes the question of genocide is never far from discussions of settler colonialism land is life or at least land is necessary for Life The History of the United States is a history of settler colonialism the founding of a state based on the ideology of white supremacy

The widespread practice of African slavery and a policy of genocide and land theft those who seek history with an upbeat ending a history of redemption and Rec reconciliation may look around and observe that such a conclusion is not visible not even in utopian dreams of a better Society writing US history

From an indigenous people’s perspective requires rethinking the consensual National narrative which I damn dude the consensual National narrative because no it wasn’t hey no it wasn’t that narrative is wrong or deficient not in its facts dates or details but rather in its Essence in inherent in the myth we’ve been taught

Is an Embrace of settler colonialism and genocide not for a lack of free speech or Poverty of information but rather for an absence of motivation to ask questions that challenge the core of the scripted Narrative of the origin story how might acknowledging the reality of US History work to transform Society

That’s the central question this book pursues so yeah I’m like three chapters in and I’m really loving it but it’s heavy so I’m mixing it with maintenance phase if y’all listen to maintenance phase my friend cat tried to put me on about a year ago and I was like no I

Don’t listen to podcasts I have a podcast I don’t do that I don’t listen to that [ __ ] I love maintenance phase dude growing up as a big person as a plus-size [ __ ] it is so so validating and that is a nuanced conversation in and of itself self I

Don’t know if I want to get into it in this episode maybe I will in the next episode and the sort of uh incorrect thesis statement of a lot of these Pro body neutrality podcasts or you know Concepts the the incorrect thesis statement is feel sorry for me cuz I’m

Fat and it’s not that it’s not that it is such a layered experience growing up in a big body it just is because yes I’ve been taught as a young woman to see my body as being the most important thing my looks my body my figure and then everything else

Is secondary we’re moving past that as a society I would hope I would think but it’s so [ __ ] hard and you never lose that little fat girl in you you know you never lose the way that people made you feel the way you were overlooked the way that you were never considered

In the dating pool how you had to make up for the lack of desirability the lack of fuckability in other skills and while I think that that is is one of the reasons why I’m able to have the career I am today is because you’re forced I

Mean we talk about this all the time dude you’re forced to develop a personality that is the unfortunate reality of the duff the designated ugly fat friend okay I know that this is uh um overused funny sort of way to put someone down but it’s [ __ ] real when

I heard that term the first time I was like it’s [ __ ] me and of course that statement comes with the qualifier of I don’t think I’m ugly I don’t think I’m whatever but from an objective societal perspective yeah dude you think I don’t get those DMS you think I don’t see

Those comments on my [ __ ] when my content leaves my own platform and it’s reposted on other people’s things or when I guest star on other people’s things you would be appalled at some of the comments I see it’s not anything to do with my personality or my

Intelligence or my humor and I hope that I can spread that sort of sentiment you know among y’all that you’re worth so much more your time is valuable and you are so much more than your body so much more than your body and I’ve you know

Know people well into their 30s my my mom still we talk about this all the time of they were raised in just such a different time where you’re when men cat call you or do this or do that that scene is flattering I see that as a [ __ ] sexual harassment you know like

Don’t or groping or this and all that they’re seeing oh well he just it’s flattering they think I’m a tra huh it’s appalling so all that aside whatever I think there’s a buffer around uh being a fat person where you’re kind of shielded from from some of that you’re shielded

From and I say that with a grain of salt you’re shielded from objectification you are not shielded from fetish fetishization okay you’re not because when you fit into someone’s Kink or fetish of course you’re objectified and sexualized even then but it’s like it’s not in the way that a normal human

Person wants to feel desired you know you don’t want to feel like someone’s secret someone’s secret fantasy that they have that [ __ ] blows so I don’t know I also I watch a lot of Tik toks from the perspective of fat black women on Tik Tok who that’s it’s the intersectionality of that sentiment

Which is just Amplified you know like you’re overlooked in so many different ways and I’m I’m just so sympathetic to that it’s like I it just sucks dude so maintenance phase really has been fantastic I listen to their episode on OIC I listen to their episode on the

Keto diet cuz you know all these fad diets Weight Watchers Jenny Craig all this [ __ ] Atkins that just like pre they pre on that feeling of you know if you just lost weight that people would like you more like you know that right oh oh dude their uh their Weight Watchers episode

They were talking about how they started marketing to teenagers and then when that kind of fell flat they started marketing to 11y olds they had a program for 8 to 12y olds or some some crazy [ __ ] like that literal children and that I was like I’ve been

There done that I was eight nine years old having people in my family be like he should L some white we need to buy you some new clothes I don’t fit you know it’s like I know that feeling and it is so young you’re a

Baby why are you teaching me to see my body as an item to be sold that is weird so it’s just been really these past few days have been full of learning and uh introspection and retrospection and uh yeah I really recommend um this book I’ll give you the title

Again an indigenous people’s History of the United States revisioning American history by roxan Dunbar Ortiz and then maintenance phase is is great go check them out okay also update on my health this podcast is all over the [ __ ] place when I haven’t talked to you guys

In 15 days I don’t really know what else to say okay I have a lot of updates officially diagnosed with PCOS okay all my PCS girls let’s [ __ ] get it dude it sucks I finally saw Remy Ashton reached out to me love her love her to

Goddamn death she reached out to me cuz she’s been struggling this she’s been struggling with this publicly for what six seven years maybe 10 years and she texted me and she was like I started seeing this specialist who changed my life and I was like Remy oh my God

Because I’ve been feeling like hopeless you know my my gyno [ __ ] sucks she was like all right we did the blood test you got PCOS we’ll see you I was like what about treat and then she slammed the door in my face treatment like that

Sort of thing I was like it there’s not a worse feeling feeling like a doctor doesn’t give a [ __ ] about you so Remy texted me and just like hope blossomed in my chest and she was like she totally changed my life she put me on uh medicine that actually helps she told me

How to change my diet what vitamins I need she did genetic screening which I didn’t know was a thing doctors can take your blood and run it through all these different tests for uh to see what cancers you’re predisposed to like what what genetically uh you know you may

Think you know your family’s medical history but there’s some Shockers in there I was like Wow cuz I have a history of breast cancer and ovarian cancer and tumors and skinny all of it is in my family just like not the best of luck with the the women’s

Menal system reproductive system so she really like Remy shout out love you [ __ ] saved me and the doctor’s fantastic and so she started me on a bunch of new meds I cannot eat eat gluten okay I can’t indulge in one of Nature’s blessings that is bread I can’t

Have Olive Garden bread what’s life worth living there’s not a life worth living if I can’t have [ __ ] bread I can’t have tortillas I guess I can have corn tortillas maybe I have toras I’m GNA have to adapt and overcome V vi v Roman citizens of Broski

Nation is that what it is came saw a concert Vin V Vinnie Vinnie Vinnie hacker I came I saw I won V VIII I’m so smart dude that’s two Latin phrases in this episode all right Latin classes with broki let’s [ __ ] go Taylor calls me bosi hate it okay what was I talking

About oh so started all these meds I am now da free completely I am gluten-free completely I cannot have coconut water avocado or bananas because those are high in potassium and linked to high testosterone which guess what I got a lot of I’m growing chin hair like a [ __ ] man I’ve

Got Rippling biceps okay I’m reading fourth Wing I’m reading about Zaden R and like damn that sounds like me I was on that natural tea I got that tea body [ __ ] that’s just my hormones being like you know what let’s get this [ __ ] some more testosterone own damn I

Was growing neck hair chin hair my leg hair is thicker than a grizzly bear that [ __ ] is thi I need to that’s me giving a buzz cut to my legs dude so finally to go to this doctor and her be like we’re going to put you on this to lower your

Testosterone avoid these you need to do this we’re going to put you on berberine we’re going to do all this you need to take progesterone at the end of your P I was like oh my God the light at the end of the [ __ ] so it’s been great I started that about

Maybe 5 days ago and I’m having a real shitty B of sciatica that’s what you guys miss okay my my health update all right I love you guys thanks for uh waiting on this episode it’s been a while but I had a a nice holiday and I

Hope you all did too please set your intentions for 2024 and tag me in any Sam Harman content that you want now I will give the disclaimer I’ve seen just about every edit on Tik Tok so you’re going to have to make new edits make new

Edits make new content send me that tag me in it send it to me on Instagram Okay I uh I’m checking love you guys and we’ll see you on the next one Goodbye