Two cruises. Same budget. Totally different week.
One feels crowded, loud, and exhausting by day two.
The other feels smooth, calm, and worth every dollar you spent.
The difference usually isn’t the ship size or the itinerary — it’s the cruise line.
After nearly 20 years at sea across multiple fleets, this is a no-hype, captain’s-eye ranking of 9 major cruise lines, from worst to best, based on what actually shapes your onboard experience:
✔️ crowd flow
✔️ food consistency
✔️ entertainment that’s worth your night
✔️ how honest the pricing feels once you’re sailing
Some lines are built for loud fun and nonstop energy.
Others are designed for quiet mornings, better layout, and places you can disappear.
If you’re about to put down a non-refundable deposit, watch this first — because picking the wrong vibe doesn’t just make the cruise “less ideal”… it can ruin the entire week.
👇 Timestamps – jump to any line
01:03 – Carnival Cruise Line: loud fun, big value
02:55 – Norwegian Cruise Line (NCL): freedom first, watch the extras
05:31 – Royal Caribbean International: big-ship wow, family fuel
07:40 – Princess Cruises: calm, modern, and quietly grown-up
09:59 – Cunard Line: old-school glamour on purpose
11:58 – Disney Cruise Line: kid magic, parent sanity
14:15 – Ponant: quiet French luxury for people who hate crowds
16:20 – Coral Expeditions: real exploration, zero circus
18:20 – Celebrity Cruises: the best overall balance for grown-up cruising
💡 By the end, you’ll know
• Which line fits your crowd tolerance
• Which lines hide costs vs. bundle value
• Where food actually delivers (and where it doesn’t)
• Which cruise feels like a vacation — not a competition
🗣️ Join the discussion
Are you a Fun Ship person or a Quiet Ship person?
And what matters most to you: food, space, shows, or destinations?
Drop it in the comments — especially if you’re choosing between two lines.
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8 Comments
If you could change ONE thing on cruises: crowds, pricing, food, or entertainment?
Did carnival back in 1999. Horrible, noisy, disappointing. I am a quiet small ship kind of person.
We're quiet ship people that has fun entertainment, but not constantly. It's why we're selected to mainly continue sailing on Holland America and sometimes Viking Ocean, plus to sail to or return from Europe before seasons start/ends we sail the QM2 or QE.
Medium, food, excursions, quiet adult. Absolutely hate crowds, constant action, would rather not have kids. Love them, but not on a cruise. We are active seniors.
The last two cruises, that we went on was Bahamas Paradise cruise line, which is now Margaritaville At Sea, they no longer do the overnight state package in the Bahamas like they used to. The first two cruises was Carnival, from Long Beach, California, with the Carnival splendor, and the western Caribbean cruise from New Orleans with the carnival conquest, back then they were only providing Transfers just to and from the Airport on the sale day, they did not do transfers from the airport, to the hotel, and then the hotel, to the cruise terminal the next day Royal Caribbean, the last Royal Caribbean cruise, we went on with the seven night western Caribbean cruise out of Galveston on that Navigator of the seas, and it was OK, it was just they didn’t have a Waterslide on board, they got a solarium which is an indoor splash outdoor pool plus a lounge area, and not pool was saltwater. Next time, if we’re gonna do a cruise, we may have to try Disney Cruise Line because there’s some Destonnations that I’ve never been to before like Disney’s Lookout Key at Lighthouse, Point, and Disney’s castaway Key, I’ve never been to those Destonnations, and the nice scene about Disney Cruise Line, is that they’ll pick you up at any at the Walt, Disney World Resorts, and bring you to Port Canaveral, and then bring you back to those Resorts when you’re done, so we may have to get that one a try, plus, the balls on those chefs, are freshwater same with Holland America, and Princess, those pools are freshwater pools. Question I got for you. Yes, with Norwegian, are the pools freshwater, or saltwater? and one thing that I wanna share with you about Carnival, was that our last carnival cruise, I was in the pool, with a lady, and her little kid I’m bored, and the little kid kind of started complaining because the little kid was like I just don’t like the salt those pools aren’t Carnival or salt water back then this was back in 2013 and that was a one time I heard a little kid say that he liked the pool, it was just he just didn’t like the salt that was it
I am both, depending on the time of the week.
I was just on a Celebrity cruise and I have to disagree, the food was mediocre and entertainment was disappointing. Quality had dropped as I sailed on Celebrity before.
NCL isn my fav