The amount of people so confidently stating 1000+ year old wine is “drinkable” is laughable…. It may still be liquid that old but by no means does that mean it’s drinkable or enjoyable. That is if it’s not tar by that point.
So many stupid ass comments from armchair sommeliers here. Sure, wine from 500 years might still be drinkable, but it will taste like shit. Doesn’t matter if it’s a Napa Cab, Bordeaux, Barolo, Port, Madeira… the wine will be fully oxidized by then, its fruit, tannin, and acidity all depleted. It’ll be a lifeless, shit-colored substance, and five centuries of micro-oxygenation and surely temperature fluctuation (since there was no surefire temp-regulation technology 500 years ago) will have turned it into sludge. You wouldn’t get sick or die from sipping the wine in this clip but you probably wouldn’t want to taste it again. The oldest wine I’ve tried was a 1967 Iglenook and even that, at 57 years old, was almost totally dead and had started to develop port-like notes from improper temp control.
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That's red wine vinigger at this point
Mmm taste like skunk ass
Man I hate these youtube-yappers. They dont have a clue about anything but feel they should speak on everything.
Skeleton of wine is left, no fruit
Grow your hair out and lose the grandma glasses and maybe you’ll find a decent man.
Its corked
Math skills on fleek
You have a wine channel and dont know shit about wine.
Like those newest comments
Vinegar then
His face said balsamic
In this video + comment section: nobody knows anything about anything related to this pointless video
Sham
I really don’t think she knows anything about wine 😂
The amount of people so confidently stating 1000+ year old wine is “drinkable” is laughable…. It may still be liquid that old but by no means does that mean it’s drinkable or enjoyable. That is if it’s not tar by that point.
Most aggressive lip lick I've ever seen in my life.
Moral of the story enjoy what you have while you have it nothing last forever
Crazy all the folks in the comments telling a sommelier about wine 😂
Stay away from girls w hair cuts like this.
You know nothing about wine
An American teaching Europeans is hilarious 😂😂
There's people drinking old wines found in archaeological sites never mind the guy that made whooly mammoth meat balls.
Vinegar
No offence. Don't really need a Sommelier for that one.
Sommeliers are all a scam. They can't tell cheap wine from expensive wine.
She hasn't a clue. There's drinkable alcohol that's hundreds of years old
Do you know it smells like paint?
What a “sommelier” you are… part of the job description is “wine TASTING” not “wine whining/wine yapping”
Wine can stay good for up to 1500 years
Go sleep you 🔔 stop acting like you know about these things clearly you don’t .
well that was pointless. jesus christ lady
Man tell me why i thought it looked like cognac or brandy 😂😂
So many stupid ass comments from armchair sommeliers here. Sure, wine from 500 years might still be drinkable, but it will taste like shit. Doesn’t matter if it’s a Napa Cab, Bordeaux, Barolo, Port, Madeira… the wine will be fully oxidized by then, its fruit, tannin, and acidity all depleted. It’ll be a lifeless, shit-colored substance, and five centuries of micro-oxygenation and surely temperature fluctuation (since there was no surefire temp-regulation technology 500 years ago) will have turned it into sludge. You wouldn’t get sick or die from sipping the wine in this clip but you probably wouldn’t want to taste it again. The oldest wine I’ve tried was a 1967 Iglenook and even that, at 57 years old, was almost totally dead and had started to develop port-like notes from improper temp control.
Bro I’ve drank a 1000-year-old wine that’s nothing😂😂😂😂
The older the wine is the better it is and it can last about 1500 years so this is just yaps
Ur wrong though lmao, the oldest found wine is 1,700 years old so 100 years it’d probably still be alcoholic