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all right guys we got some hungry teens out there I need night cream a banana spider vanilla punch sundae a pair of wax lips and an orange cream pop on the double healing can I get you fellas of Coca-Cola beverage 43 for a nickel yup we serve everyone here except one type of person whoa there’s Peggy manager too bad she’s going steady with Bud Lancaster needle back of our local high school six-man football team pump says someday if I work hard and live my neighbor so you got anyone to go with you to the dance it’s Mom and Pop shops like this restaurant and front line in the war against colonism if I don’t finish tiny enough pops will send me to the hospital

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  1. Basically the 50’s was the golden era of America.

    Some random dude down the street who loves his country : fuck woke.
    Edit: if u get offended by this comment ur a pussy.

  2. Man! I sure am glad it's not the fifties! Now we have no family values, crime is higher than ever while celebrated and we practice grooming children into genital mutilation then call them brave for doing it! yaaaay modern times!

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