I don’t know though I sell a lot of wine to like Rich snobby people I just hate I hate it people come in when they want wine and they’re throwing adjectives around like it’s a personality trait they walk in they want wine they’re like I’m looking for a wine with like a deep red and I’m like that just sounds like a beach house album actually but then there’s a specific vintage of wine from the California wildfires from 2020 cuz apparently all the smoke and Ash settled on the grapes and soil to create a very unique tanic structure yeah so they come in they’re drinking they like M I’m getting notes of toasted Oak I’m like that’s someone’s childhood home actually and they’re drinking they’re like are you sure this is from California it tastes French and I’m like that was their French Bulldog um
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Dreadful and tired material, how old is that beach house album
That is a masterful rebranding to sell smoke tainted wine as it’s own special flavor 😂
good joke, although i think you’d benefit from a more sardonic delivery