How to open a bottle of champagne so you look like you know what you’re doing champagne is sparkling wine from France but the French love making everything very expensive so this is just sparkling wine the broke kind to start you’re going to have this little tab right here it’s inviting you to
Undress it it’s like a little zipper for its [ __ ] little foil unzip the zipper take off the foil top you want to leave this part of the foil you’re going to take this little key and you’re going to twist it just like your last girlfriend
Did to Your Heart Take off the cage and now you’re left with the Cork and the bottle so when you pop it you have two choices you can pop it quiet and respectfully like a little [ __ ] or you can pop it like a g and we all know which one I
Am what the [ __ ] hey I’ve never I have never come across a cork like this in my life this is the longest CLK I’ve ever that was so [ __ ] hard now when you pour your champagne you can pour straight into the glass causing
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That “key” part you can actually keep tightening it and eventually it’ll pop learned his at work my manager wasn’t pleased
So we're gonna ignore the fact bro said "this is the longest cork"
That's what she said.
Dude really has a choker 😂
Homie from the LGTQ community
That's releasing the C02 and it'll be flat faster
It's pernounced. Cham pagnee
You did not look like you knew what you were doing 😂
longest cork is jst wild bro
Oh, I see no one taught you how to open sparkling wine and now you want to teach others, hmm…
this guys is such a b ch
How not to open a champagne bottle
Like a professional…
Man has never opened that before hahah
Nah just sabre it
Is his twin a barber by any chance?
I was gifting a bottle away for Christmas she told me the cork wouldn't come out where did I bought the bottle 😂
Your actually supposed to keep the metal part on just loosen it a bit
No, you take if the cork WITH the cage.
The G part ended too quick 😂
Bros first time
You're not supposed to take off the crown unless you want to celebrate bubby style.
when the cork pops, in order not to let the liquid escape, you have to tilt the bottle at a 45 degree angle
French people in front of the zipper 😮
Clown
Tell me you don't really know what you're doing, without telling me you don't know what you're doing:
That's what she said