back in my day you kids dont even have a clue, I used to build a whole house with nothing but the clothes on my back, no food, a couple of nails, and a pipe dream- and thats not even the half of it! I fought in all the wars and that was before I graduated! I didnt even go to these hippy dippy modern commie schools, I went to real school- the school of hard knocks! Thats right! You dont want to tussle with me! I used to walk the streets at night with the dogs. You kids are spoiled with your flashlights, I never even had a candle stick! I had to kill a bear with my bare hands and harvest the fat and fashion a wick out of its hair just to get a candle, never mind digging for flint just to light the damn thing! You try walking around Brooklyn with a candle fighting off dogs in the snow! Talk about no shoes?! I barely had a couple of feet!!! I used to walk on my hands just to get a break from the ground!! You kids have your fancy concrete- I had to walk on bedrock and broken glass!! The magma from the earths core burned so many holes in my bones that the doc thought he was xraying a plate of cheese and crackers from a french wine tasting!!
