Welcome back to Bigfoot Origins! Today, Bigfoot is ditching the pinecones and tree bark for a fancy human breakfast. After raiding a camper’s stash, Bigfoot found a loaf of Brioche bread and decided to make the most legendary, “illegal” easy French Toast recipe the forest has ever seen!
Watch as Bigfoot navigates the world of “cow-water,” “sweet white sand,” and “smelly black juice” to create a breakfast that is basically a hug for your soul and a slap to your cholesterol! This is Day 1 of our “Stolen Human Recipes” series—will Bigfoot burn down the forest or become a 5-star chef?
In this video, you’ll see:
Bigfoot’s unique way of making a silky custard with eggs, milk, and sugar.
The secret to the perfect “squishy soak” using thick-cut Brioche.
Why Bigfoot thinks cinnamon and vanilla are just “fancy wood-dust and potions.”
A “lifestyle that smells like old frying oil” and lots of maple syrup!
The Grub You Need
Eggs: 4 large (room temperature or cold)
Whole Milk: ¾ cup
Sugar: 2 tbsp
Cinnamon: ½ tsp
Vanilla Extract: 1 tbsp
Salt: A pinch
Bread: Thick slices of Brioche, Challah, or sourdough
Butter: 1 to 2 tbsp per batch for frying
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4 Comments
I'll be over there for breakfast. Your French toast looks delicious.
Did you just call me stinky mortal ????why i never …..😂😂😂😂😂
It’s not how you whisk put some muscle into it
Oh I know you exist …. We wont get in to it