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What’s the most expensive thing on the menu? How about a Michelin star dinner on a private yacht in the middle of the ocean—Miami Vice-style. 🌴 Welcome to ArkHaus, Miami’s only private members-only dining club on the water. For $$$ per person (plus tax & tip 😅), you’re picked up by boat and whisked away to a 50-foot solar-powered yacht for a luxurious French tasting menu by Le Jardinier.

From sweet pea velouté and olive oil poached halibut to American wagyu and decadent chocolate pistachio mousse—this meal was next level. Was it worth the price? Let’s just say… I felt like James Bond and Tom Cruise at the same time. 😎

Tap in for the full experience—tasting, ambiance, and brutally honest ratings. You’ve never seen fine dining like this.

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39 Comments

  1. When ghetto meets 💵, brain is lost, that’s how elite athletes run out of their money super quick because they get fooled by the glamorous lifestyle.
    At the other hand the real rich people are making more money while looking less flashy.

  2. I thought they were serving papa Smurf, the portion are so small I think he’ll be hitting the tacos truck as soon as they dump him off the boat.
    Now I know the recipe for robbing people, get a stationary boat, few hot servers then you could charge any price you want, because some fool will be willing to pay for it.

  3. Dude, we all know you're a scammer, and none of this shit is real. I feel sorry for you that you think this is what equals happiness, so you fake videos to yell so loudly how insecure you really are.. One day, you're going to wake up all alone with only social media as your friend and realize you completely wasted your one chance at life..

  4. Veloute is a french mother sauce not a soup and it looks completely different than what you had. Than the 'american wagyu ' you can see it is low quality by the way you cut it with the knive

  5. That's all???
    I thought this guy chose the evil path of the matrix … Shit i spend $297 at a burger joint…
    Thats a bargain!!

  6. I thought you were going to say like $1500!!! Not bad for $400… your flat irons… WEALTH!!! 🤑🤑🤑🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  7. You remind me of this friend I had would always wear the wildest clothing. But my dude made it work….great job….. I think you need to start dabbling into things other than food bro that'd be sick.

  8. Even myself with my 50 dollars in my savings i can tell it was worth it. The day i afford to visit Miami I'll treat myself to that restaurant. Hear me God

  9. All this fancy stuff hes always bragging about but is always by himself. Never with any friends. I kinda feel bad for the guy

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