Think France is an easy target? Think again. From nuclear weapons and elite fighter jets to natural borders and global alliances, France has built a fortress that’s nearly impossible to crack. In this video, we break down the real reasons why invading France in the modern era would be one of the worst military decisions imaginable.
We cover:
-France’s military capabilities (Rafale jets, Leclerc tanks, nuclear subs, and (more)
-Strategic geography and natural defenses
-France’s economic power and defense industry
-NATO and EU alliances
-Cyberwarfare, drones, and modern military tech
-And of course… a few baguette-fueled jokes along the way
This isn’t just a history lesson—it’s a full-on reality check. Whether you’re into geopolitics, military strategy, or just love a good sarcastic breakdown, this is the video for you.
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Bullshit.💩💩
SYRIANS, ALGERIANS ALREADY CONQUERED 😂😂FRANCE
France is impossible to invade!! Hitler: "Hold my beer"
Será que esse maluco não viu a segunda guerra mundial?
Hitler e seu exército desfilando sob a torre Eiffel?😂
Fala isso para Alemanha kkk
Mano tu é burro ou finge ser em, pias mas fácil do mundo de invadir kkk dois mundial e duas derrotas, sempre se salvando com ajuda de terceiros kkk
Painter is laughing from above
Voilà, de temps en temps ca fait pas de mal de remettre l'église au centre du village ! Tres bonne vidéo !
Great video!
Just a little mistake at 3:24. France is not the second arms exporter in Europe but the second arms exporter in the world! (Ahead of Russia and only behind the USA)
For those who say that Hitler envaded France easelly, 1er he envaded France by the Arden Forest which was crazy because like BattleHub said its dense as F and seriously nobody in their right mind would invade by there. It was a that or nothing for Hitler, 2nd The governments was anti-Semitic at the time wich favorised Hitlers plan. And for those who are still saying that France is a country of cowards, the government of Vichi who were cowards they gave half the country to the invaders, the people on the other hands help the preparation for the D-Day, the resistance destroyed and sabotaged the reich's supply run for the garnisons in France, trains were blown up. Hell, there's important intels that would not have made it to England if the resistance wasnt there
Coming from a French dude : nice propaganda 😂😂, France got ammunition for maybe 2 days of invasion and after it's over.
who's going to tell him
Germany is getting back thier army, don't curse us again ! 😢
Tout ce que tu dis est vrai mais on est en train de le perdre.
France no longer has an attack army, but rather ad hoc and defensive operations. In any case, it's not as if France wants to expand its territory.
Everybody's talking about WWII but he's talking for MODERN France not 80 years ago.
the '' french ardennes " pics is from belgium by the way ^^ '
As a french, the only ones who can invade France are French themselves
Why does this sound like cris cappy i thought he retired 😭
2nd arm exporter in the world not in the EU 😉
and yet we've still been invaded by Arabs, and no tank nor ship did shit against it!
La ligne de Maginot n'a jamais été vaincu par l'Allemagne. Elle a tenu durant toute la Seconde Guerre mondiale. Dommage qu'elle n'a pas été prolongé jusqu'à la Manche… The Maginot Line was never defeated by Germany. It held throughout the entire Second World War. It is a pity that it was not extended all the way to the English Channel.
From all the hater, here in 🇫🇷, we know it Well . All our nuclear weapon, all our geography. We not count on anyone else to defend ourself, and if you dare to threat us , I think … you have no existence ahead because your land gonna crash into durst…. That Said : hello everybody one 🥳🥰
Where are the ,,Blitzkrieg‘‘ 😂😂