Written 60 days in.
Anyone want the guitar chords?
Lyrics:
Promise us inflation will go down
Drive our closest allies out of town
Show our vet’rans just how much you care about their health
Slash our programs just to make more tax cuts for yourself
Claim the tariffs are potential gains
While the market crashes, like our planes
That leaves one thing more before we’re through
One little thing from me, for you to do
KISS MY RUMP, DONALD TRUMP
You’ll never be the king
With these United States still standin’
KISS MY RUMP, DONALD TRUMP
We’ll never kiss the ring
Your failed regime we’ll be disbandin’
Make a plan to annex Canada
Wage a fake war with Venezuela
Make it seem like you’re the one who saved the app TikTok
Start the plans to carve your head into the Rushmore rock
Please inform the Danes Greenland is ours
Kneel at Putin’s feet and send him flowers
Go re-name the Gulf of Mexico
Here’s ONE more thing to do, that you should know
KISS MY RUMP, DONALD TRUMP
You’ll never be the king
With these United States still standin’
KISS MY RUMP, DONALD TRUMP
We’ll never kiss the ring
Your failed regime we’ll be disbandin’
I’ll try to be succincter but your mouth looks like a sphincter
Your squinty eyes reveal to me narcissistic personality
You take a Hitleresque-pastiche
And Putin’s got you on a leash
And now you’ve made yourself a cuck by tryin’ to sell a Cybertruck
Leave our USAID without a cent
Fill our concert halls with Ted Nugent
Let Elon cut regulations with a chainsaw flex
Then replace our US contracts with his own SpaceX
Flush the Grand Old Party down the drain
Say goodbye to French wine and Champagne
Make the Gaza Strip your golf resort
But here’s one little thing to do, in short
KISS MY RUMP, DONALD TRUMP
You’ll never be the king
With these United States still standin’
KISS MY RUMP, DONALD TRUMP
We’ll never kiss the ring
Your failed regime we’ll be disbandin’
KISS MY RUMP, DONALD TRUMP
You’ll never be the king
With these United States still standin’
KISS MY RUMP, DONALD TRUMP
We’ll never kiss the ring
Your failed regime we’ll be disbandin’
46 Comments
Amazing! Try it again with Kiss My Rump Komrad trump.
Catchy tune and timely!
Bravo, Sandy and Richard!
Hilarious but sadly true
Should be No. 1 on the hit charts b4 Hump shuts down radio stations.
Brilliant lyrics!! Wish I had a chance to do song with the two of you some time. Just great.
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That is fabulous you are understanding. Thank You. That, and Canada does have a king. King Charles III. Here is the info on Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_III
Given the likelihood that it is in bad shape, I'm guessing that he would say that's a big NO.
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His mouth is a butthole!
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I would love the chords.
Give him a minute, you clown. 😂
Demented Diaper Donny Drumpf—absolute laughingstock and brain dead criminal!!!
Please post the chords!
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Got this on repeat. Thanks for the entertainment!
Right on, brothers & sisters!!!!! 😀 ☮
Ask Sean Duffy hahaha
Golden showers hahaha
Laissez Dieu tranquille…eliminer cette racaille de trump et ceux qui l'ont plébiscités….Dieu nous tourne le dos il est fatigué 😫 😫 de nos changements d'humeur😅
Move ro Europe!!!
Brilliant! With love ❤️ from the UK!
Wonderful lyrics and the accompanist is excellent too.
Thank you so much for this. I've been feeling so sad and distraught lately over what's going on. This song made me feel so much better.
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First class satire. Many thanks from UK.🎉
Love you guys..don’t stop..
Go VIRALLLLLLLLLLLLL
Now, this is what America looks like:
The statue of Lady Liberty has her Liberty torch burning upside down, and the US Independence declaration book in her arm is ablazed in flames under these treasonous criminal cabals.
Thank you from an Australian 💜
trump Tariffs are TAXES for everyone and will cause great inflation!! And piss off our best allies!! Trump and his advisor (Howard NUTNICK) have no back ground in bus or econ and trump has been bankrupt 6 times despite inheriting $400 Million from his corrupt father!!!
awesome
Great hearing from you again! Love.your haircut!
Sad thing is everything Trump is doing is all part of Project 2025.
Good points here. His fans will think you went below the belt with the physical references, but when has trump not gone below the belt?
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I wouldn't LET him kiss my a$$, it's worth more than he is
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Imagine if these folks understood anything whatsoever about politics.
Your chorus line keeps going thru my head. The Greeks knew…!
It’s cause your not paying attention to what’s having to the RV, I guess it’s only for people in the know.
we should moon the orange stain, he can kiss all our rumps, thanks for great song
Awesome! He can kiss all of our rumps!!!! Thank you Sandy and Richard for sharing your creativity!
Canadian here 🇨🇦. Well done! We want more like you.