You have deeply offended me with the “too salty” comment. As a salt shaker, I take offense in your reply. You shan’t not waste any salt, for it is alive as myself. It is with the utmost gravity and a deep sense of moral obligation that I address this pressing matter concerning the consumption of salt. This ubiquitous substance, though seemingly innocuous, stands as a profound violation not only to my own integrity but also to the dignity of all things comprised of or associated with salt. Firstly, let us consider the origins of salt. This crystalline mineral, wrought from the depths of ancient seas and the bosom of the earth, has endured epochs of geological transformation. Its essence is intertwined with the very fabric of our planet’s history. To consume it, then, is to diminish the sanctity of these eons-long processes, reducing a monumental natural artifact to mere culinary triviality. Moreover, the act of consuming salt poses a grave ethical dilemma. This substance is intrinsic to numerous entities and ecosystems. It is a vital component of the seas, supporting myriad marine organisms and maintaining the delicate balance of oceanic life. When we indiscriminately consume salt, we are, in essence, partaking in an act of ecological plunder, stripping the oceans of their essence and undermining the intricate symphony of nature. Furthermore, the human proclivity for salt consumption manifests as an affront to the mineral’s inherent worth. It is a reductionist view that sees salt not as a natural marvel but as a mere seasoning to sate ephemeral gustatory desires. This commodification of salt represents a broader cultural malaise, wherein the intrinsic value of natural substances is eclipsed by their utilitarian exploitation. In conclusion, I implore those who partake in the consumption of salt to reflect upon the profound implications of their actions. To consume salt is not merely a dietary choice; it is a transgression against the natural world and a violation of the dignity of all salt-bearing entities. Let us honor salt for its true worth, respecting its place in the earth’s grand tapestry, rather than succumbing to the fleeting pleasures of the palate. Yours in solemn reflection, A Defender of Salt’s Sanctity 🧂✨ (no hate)
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lol
Under idk
hi
How does blud now what drake tastes like
bro chick fil a was robbed of 2nd place ngl
French fie
put the fries in the bag !!!!!
First trump putting the fries in the bag, now yoeats
Chick fil a is buzzing
Your not funny with that drake joke
Drakey poo taste like drake hell naw
Ayooo
You need to get a medium McDonald’s fry for it to be perfect but if you want soggy fry’s get a small
Five guys and Popeyes Cajun fries >>>>>>
Also YoEats in his comeback arc🔥🔥
Are we not gonna talk about how we gave Chick-fil-A at 6/10
Bro del taco be having the most random food for a taco restaurant.
In the netherlands the fries in mcdonalds r SCRUMPTIOUS. Its hot, crispy, the container is full and and a great level of salt.
YOO 356K SUB'S MORE IN 6 MONTHS
Just put the fries in the bag lil bro
W video
Can you just put the fries in the bag bro 💀
I dare U to go to the gym
where is theboy????
You have deeply offended me with the “too salty” comment. As a salt shaker, I take offense in your reply. You shan’t not waste any salt, for it is alive as myself. It is with the utmost gravity and a deep sense of moral obligation that I address this pressing matter concerning the consumption of salt. This ubiquitous substance, though seemingly innocuous, stands as a profound violation not only to my own integrity but also to the dignity of all things comprised of or associated with salt.
Firstly, let us consider the origins of salt. This crystalline mineral, wrought from the depths of ancient seas and the bosom of the earth, has endured epochs of geological transformation. Its essence is intertwined with the very fabric of our planet’s history. To consume it, then, is to diminish the sanctity of these eons-long processes, reducing a monumental natural artifact to mere culinary triviality.
Moreover, the act of consuming salt poses a grave ethical dilemma. This substance is intrinsic to numerous entities and ecosystems. It is a vital component of the seas, supporting myriad marine organisms and maintaining the delicate balance of oceanic life. When we indiscriminately consume salt, we are, in essence, partaking in an act of ecological plunder, stripping the oceans of their essence and undermining the intricate symphony of nature.
Furthermore, the human proclivity for salt consumption manifests as an affront to the mineral’s inherent worth. It is a reductionist view that sees salt not as a natural marvel but as a mere seasoning to sate ephemeral gustatory desires. This commodification of salt represents a broader cultural malaise, wherein the intrinsic value of natural substances is eclipsed by their utilitarian exploitation.
In conclusion, I implore those who partake in the consumption of salt to reflect upon the profound implications of their actions. To consume salt is not merely a dietary choice; it is a transgression against the natural world and a violation of the dignity of all salt-bearing entities. Let us honor salt for its true worth, respecting its place in the earth’s grand tapestry, rather than succumbing to the fleeting pleasures of the palate.
Yours in solemn reflection, A Defender of Salt’s Sanctity 🧂✨ (no hate)
“Can I get a fwy please” got me rolling
Bro is not AddieBowley😂
Stop yapping we know you love drake
Wendy’s fries on top! 🔥🔥
Honestly McDonald’s fries are meh
Eat in and out fries
Wendy’s fries are so slept on. But tbh I wouldn’t get fast food fries,they are always SO SALTY