Wine Tasting with My Mom (we got hammered)

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we’re soooo back yall!! my mom is back on the channel and so is some alcohol. one of my favorite things to do with my mom is go to wine tastings because we are funny as it is sober but with some wine??? oh its all over for yall lmaooo because its my second summer of being obsessed with orange wine, I figured in the liquor store that i should do a diy wine tasting with my mom trying new orange wines we got and also a red and white. spoiler alert: we may have been sliiiiiightly over served and got drunk pretty quickly too…….. enjoy!!!

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mom and Chris is it on back together did we ever go aart no we okay this is insane for an intro oh I didn’t know that was the intro I just thought I was standing at your kitchen counter mom anything’s an intro when you make it hi guys what’s up say hi Mom say hi are youing kidding me no you guys have missed my mom on the channel and honestly it’s gotten to the point where I’m ready to give you the keys to the kingdom them or me either I just want to retire now today’s video is by no means breaking any ground I was told hey Mom do you want to come over and drink some wine and shoot the I did not realize I would be under the Hot Lights and Camera would I will not take this slander I called you and said would you want to drink wine in a video yeah maybe I cut off the audio no because you said will it be waist up you knew so I’ve been on a huge orange wine kick and it sort of feels okay you can’t act like it’s my 55th take by doing a Timber oh my bedtime we’re going to just do a little wine tasting say something mhm I hate you yes we are we are doing a little wine tasting orange wine just came to the east coast so we have I’m going to take a picture of that before we disturb it may I it’s so cute you want me to carry it so so I grabbed five bottles and I didn’t know if that would be enough for this video so I grabbed a red I’ve never tried and a white I’ve never tried from downstairs in my basement and yes it’s weird that the red is on Ice no no no there is nothing like a chilled red wine I also for and Giggles printed out a wine Aroma wheel so we could really make this bit official wait we’ve done a couple wine tastings together our first one was when we visited my little brother in South Africa we also did one in Italy for your 60th birthday did it we yep at a Vineyard and then our last little stint was in the Finger Lakes in New York and we are like such a fun time on wine what are they called tasting let’s get into it so I have actually a white wine that is a saon Blanc from France and I got this because it’s called an and her name is Lael Angel exactly FR we we the beautiful Angela oh is that what it means the beautiful Angela all right I’m going to put this bigle behind us so this is our first wine called I am Angela no it’s a beautiful Angela beautiful Angela or the beautiful angel this th you heard her cheers to the first wine or cheers let’s pretend like we’re having fun and that we know each other cheers we’ve done that to the beautiful Angela o wow oh I’m getting um I’m getting hints of lactic sick oh you do get a a something when you do that though oh wait since it’s a video and it’s me I need to give my disclaimer oh no I am not a somal I’m not a ventner mom I don’t think a single person came to this channel thinking any of that was happening I have these are my own taste I have a lousy palette so don’t bash me about liking crappy wine or hating great wine what do you think this tastes like I don’t like it s yon Blanc is what it tastes to me I mean it doesn’t even taste like Savon Blanc it does it has that little bite that sometimes makes me sad about Savon V I’m just getting hints of like a wooden board tree that’s what I’m getting I’m getting tree I get yellow oh you’re that sthesia girl mm-m someone wants to know if you’ll be on my trampoline uh it’s conceivable I thought about it cuz I love [ __ ] I don’t know why I’m talking to your phone oh my God see wait Woody sawdust that’s exactly what I’m tasting it tastes like undergr oh my God I have a partial undergrowth and a partial overgrowth that’s a bite underbite and overbite all that money on education was wasted oh Moss forest floor yeah that’s exact Dusty I was going sorry I was going to say it tastes like dust but then I was like Chris that’s not on the wheel what’s un uous anxious like nasty nasty like nasty I almost drowned and I still didn’t get anything out of it screwed up so we’re going to save the orange love the bottle sorry oh I thought it said Sushi where would it say Sushi s Su s s s so next up we’re going to do a red because I want to save all the oranges for last this is called the walking fool I don’t think we need an explanation as to why I bought it I saw myself in the media representation matters have you ever done that much manual labor it’s going to fall out oh sorry first of all I’m going to circle right on back to have you ever done this kind of manual labor I a little in a restaurant but more recently my IMDb shows I built aing trampoline in my backyard pow you guys want to see a magic trick the wine bottle is quirked look over there oh my God where did the cork go how stupid do you think they are all right come on let’s go that’s what my little butthole did this morning oh gross come on I’ll do yours first cuz I’m polite lick got it Swish and a lick this is a 2020 one red wine blend wow I’m not going to read all of that but either exciting or ah I’m scared oh wow he has a whole story on here yeah it’s like I’m not reading all of that I don’t even think I can read all of that it’s like every recipe online you like go to like how do I make french onion soup and then it takes you back to like the French Revolution and Maran and then they talk about the ingredients I don’t care I’m the chitchat once you’ve queued up the recipe but show me the pictures and then tell me the story give me a story to talk about over like does anyone need a video to make pound cake all right here we go the smell red wine that is red wine oh I’m getting like notes of red wine ew it smells like a dirty Uber it’s red wine yeah I’m sorry this is kind of dull it’s good actually it tastes better than it smells oh I got cinnamon rolls maybe I’m justel no probably cinnamon is baking spices I don’t know what I’m tting like I don’t know how people describe tastes like I know like sweet sour spicy if it tastes like Oak you would know yeah I don’t know what Oak tastes I’ve never GW on a piece of Oak but like if you have an Oaky wine I feel like you can taste it I can taste that what does that mean though exactly like maybe I’m getting like an apricot you are I mean but like that’s the thing is this even a right answer rocks petroleum I’m getting rocks with a miner in petroleum with honey on top oh we should rank how we like these do you think this was better or worse than the last one white is much more drinkable for me so this is less now five orange stand let’s give our minimal new found knowledge on orange wine it’s not from oranges like wine fermented it with the skin yeah so they just basically make the wine but with the skin on it’s white grapes that are left in The Cask I guess with their skin on literally couldn’t have said better finish your red wine mom there sober children in America I have to past myself there’s still five more 15% viager they say What notes are on here so we can like really test our owers don’t tell me I didn’t look at it I saw one but I already forgot what it is because I am Tipsy oh honest Mom I love you so much thanks for coming over this is the part of getting drunk where I feel sentimental why I don’t know I just love you and like feel lucky that we get to do this like this is fun of ew there’s chunks of cork in here can I die from eating cork no great very Bland Just Between the Cork and that quick gulp I just got really lost let’s see if puke is one of the flavors oh it’s right next to undergrowth and Dusty floor smoke me to Mas stick but there’s actually funky and Barnyard Bacon Fat Tangerine spices and what’s the other one citrus fruit yeah I would put this as the worst one nice botle bottle but the bottle is gorgeous see oh my God I feel like every wine that has a gorgeous bottle tastes like ass no me neither who’s shut up assistant this is really bad all right this one’s in last place well deserved yeah very well deserved next up we’ve got this funky ribola Gala Venia Julia what am I reading Venice Julia Julia from Venice we actually went to Venice I want to go back we can eat the oh what we always Hada the um it’s like a ch right it’s begins Chante sh you’re freaking my little girl out here what are appetizers in Venice called chetti Trad chiti chiti oh my God I love chetti that was really great Siri cheers to you Che uh cheers I think I’ve done that before cheers PE no cheers wait cheers ring Silver Bells okay we’re going to break no wait we kind of like we’re [Music] getting why do we do that and take a sip and it’ll be a different sound no no no now drink quick okay oh I like this one um what are we getting notes of I’m getting notes of Venice and Julia and chanti chetti chetti wait I actually got like butter I’m terrible ew it literally smells like musty butt crack or something oh my God I looked at a clip of this setup on my computer before we started and then I looked at the before footage my kitchen is gorgeous mhm it is I’m really going to like try and get a before and after of my house I have all the footage I’ve been meaning to do this I’ve lived here for 2 years yeah shut the up I just still have like things that that I need to do like getting a railing okay we’re getting off track do you like this more than the white here let’s get a mini glass to refresh our memories I’ll take us up oh no this one’s way better the beautiful Angela is still in the lead I think it’s just we don’t like orange wine as much all right this is going to go right below the white wine but before the red wine mhm major all right major we’re on to the next major Houston Major calling for backup there you go do next up up we have suu this is um Mary J biges produced with love and passion from sun-kissed Vineyard owned okay who cares wait let’s get our first impressions it smells good wao if I knew how to death drop on the floor I would what’s that where you like why would that be a skill you’d want have you ever seen someone death drop come on season let’s get 6 is that not iconic can you show it again cuz that is amazing you can do it on your trampoline yeah that’s pretty good anyways I really like this orange wine I do too I was afraid I’d be biased by Mary J blig this is better than the white this is number one overall I agree for sure let’s leave that one maybe on ice so we can come back to that at the end cuz this is lovely you’re really right let’s sit outside trampoline together I’m not trampoline and intoxicated no me neither I’m not going to lie I’m fish chased [ __ ] phone’s down play Let’s be [Music] present this wine is called orange oh my God it smells like a bag of hers salt and vinegar Kettle cook chips smell it fire up I really don’t want to try this I’m like wind out oh wait oh wow you’re having a Str I can’t have another drink of it I like is tobacco on here there’s like it the finish of it isoss it’s really nasty nasty straight up nasty it’s a candle this is a candle where are we putting this s cuz that’s just Bland this one was absolute butt crack I think it’s worse than this one I think it’s last mom people loved your little Cameo on the podcast of you just reading off your followers list what was I doing about my follower I told you that you accidentally I remember yep I remember go to youtube.com/ sign unhinged to go listen to that episode if Chris was a girl would you get along as well good question I have I think that’s a really insane question proba if I had the same personality I think yeah right cuz my personality is made of gold well I never wanted boys but three boys later this is perfect I would want to be a boy mom simply on the fact of just how much Society hates women like having a daughter like I don’t think I’d sleep guys we are on the last wine I of the experience the experiment it’s called bitter kiss French again I’ll Google I’ll Google let me Google Translate that Google Let Me Google death drop the first betrayal that maybe I’ve had too much wine what are the senses I was right I can go to France and speak with the people let me open this watch it’s magic I don’t think this is the scense I’m going to love oh my God someone goes what are your Delaware go-to example R haa El Diablo I’m like that and that probably those two Tony’s Pizza B do you want to go B I’ll get us an Uber I swear to God do you want to sit with me and have a good time sure oh now I’m just stuck on water our go-to places BR and El Diablo are pretty much pretty nose on the head head on the nose head on the nose nope nose on the head nail on the head and with that let’s try the last [Music] wine that’s sounding brutal almost drum myself no that’s just cuz my body’s like girl we’ve had a lot of wine pumped the breaks I don’t feel that bad no me neither I feel amazing this one is better still do we think it’s better than the white wine put some more white wine and try this oh I can’t okay then I’ll do it for that’s simple and safe I feel wait I kind of like this one it’s good in small sips but that might just be because I’m drunk let’s see where it stands into sun goddess it’s not going to touch Su goddess I don’t think oh yeah that one’s way better I about do it I need food it’s hard comparing it to I don’t like pitting women against each other it’s just hard I what was this guy should we try her I hit my wall just right now can you pull out cork I’m not going to rest till I get it no I have to do it I just didn’t want to put the crackers down mom get me a towel I can not be outsmarted by the cork oh God there’s a cracker I don’t want a cracker it’s good I know there a Cracker but you throw it like you would put it to a chg Boer come here get your ass over here come here this isn’t bad rank third currently behind Mary yeah I think this is better than the white but that’s just coming from a junk person what is in my glass right now still one of the Sens yeah I’m going to put her behind this that is not good I feel safe doing that it’s better than the red though you think it is yeah let’s do one more question what would your death row meal be oh my I asked a street interview person this and she was such an icon she gave like breakfast lunch dinner and like that really opened my eyes probably only give you one meal though I know but like she really gave me the optimism that they would give me three so I would do popover in the morning duh has to be made by you I would do no boou for lunch get some solid Sushi some crazy [ __ ] baby corn crispy rice spicy tuna and then the freshest gluten filled pasta you could find and have a side of fet minan extra marinara a mug of marinara in fact oh french fries french fries are at every meal duh oh and then dessert almond pound cake I would have a really good cup of coffee maybe and cookies just something really coffee I didn’t think about that I didn’t think about the beverages my Foods would probably be marinara either with a really good thin New York slice of plain or possibly mushroom pizza or pasta and cookies that sounds so good and a good salad a really like you would have a salad at your last meal I think a really really good one okay Margarita a margarita tacos I didn’t even think about tacos oh [ __ ] tacos need I was thinking about shrimp fajitas I need the so Luna crispy chicken tacos and then I like I would actually just drop dead that was a fun question let’s do one more cuz they’re fun it’s fun I don’t ever think I’m in reality I don’t ever think about like what’s your death row meal like wait that’s crazy I’m in I’m in the metaverse would you play fortnite with me on Twitch I am terrible at video games is fortnite the one where you go around killing people yeah does Mom partake in weed no I do not trust I’ve tried I I would argue that it probably would be great for me but at this point in my life I think the ship has sailed this is a story that I know you will run with what’s a funny story about Chris’s childhood that he’s embarrassed by honestly I think at this point in my life I’m not really embarrassed by much I can’t think of a story where you’re embarrassed by I’ve probably told the pur the Hillary Duff fourth grade costume I wish could I used to wish could have been wiped from existence Lizzy McGuire Valentine dressed up as Hillary duck in the Lizzie McGuire Movie that like it was just a very confusing time no it wasn’t the least confusing I knew what I like funny story and it’s probably just meaningful to me would be the purple and green socks story The what so one day you were two I said we were going to the mall said Chris which do you want to wear and you were like both and I’m like no you wear either green socks or purple socks and you’re like no I just remember you being in the mall I don’t know if it was of the same trip but people just openly staring at you my first reaction was God no one ever did that for my other kid that’s because the other kid wasn’t a star a mind a mind break because it’s like that opened my mind I mean that to me exemplifies where we’re we’re different yeah that my I I’ve told that story a million times I’m sure you’ve heard it you were like both like oh my God are you the way that I’ve done that I’ve wor I mean that was weird different socks I’ve worn different shoes that were like both Adida Adidas Adida manelle they were both Adida gazelle Kun thanks to my wonderful mother for joining and being the one tasting I mean you made this I’m not even intoxicated are you ready for me to do my Walkin the line thing no Mom this is how I know you’re drunk is when you throw out the I can walk a line all right I do one more question no okay I don’t know what the hell’s going on someone goes take her to see Nicki Minaj at Madison Square Garden in September kind of fun what anytime like two notes of a Nicki Minaj song would come on in the car my mom go change the song I mean it’s kind of runchy right someone asked if Chris was an accident there’s a whole podcast episode of that you were like no none of my kids were accidents I was like but which one’s your favorite when I pass that will be the whole eulogy will be three of them duking it out it won’t be like I really no I really feel like we are at a place that me and my siblings truly understand that I’m the favorite what’s our favorite memory together see I have so many are kids that’s the thing is like I don’t have really me many me I don’t really have many memories as a kid like cuz to me at the time I didn’t know like what that life like that was the peak I had no idea your junior year apartment when we went to move you in for that that was so special Nana there that my nana came to Avenue D across from the projects and next to a police station she didn’t bat an eyelash on that trip she and then we went and got brunch and that iconic picture in the cab afterwards dude New York City Apartments is like the shadiest [ __ ] ever super Shady honestly the finger laks we both had the best time together that whole trip start to finish the last one I came out to California for your 30th I mean these are 2 minutes ago they had bread and a bakery we ate in a courtyard that was just such I mean the big just posted on my Instagram for Mother’s Day it was such a super I mean a simple time I really enjoyed just vibing that was the place oh wow go Superba and also our our place in Malibu that we went 100 times JRE I mean not that we it’s about eating but maybe cuz we took photos but I love my mom she is the best I literally know that you cringe every time I say this but I just can’t imagine my life with a different you’ll be fine you’ll be fine no Mom stop and just take the compliment because that erases my experience I am the greatest single living thing on Earth ow I really F my knee kneeling thank you guys for joining most importantly thanks Mom for always being a down participant I just think you’re really one of the most special people on the planet and I mean that with every drop of wine in my body I can’t imagine my life without you my mom is one of my favorite people is my favorite person like Point Blank I just I don’t know you’ve made my life not to be like cheesy but like worth living ew I hate that this video ended on a sour note I wish I had a fart in the chamber that I could blast B let’s blow them together girl anyways I love y’all thanks for joining thanks for just being the best of my mom and like loving her so much as much as I do leave in the comments if they should I should steal these from you are they stealable don’t steal them from me shout out to Mary blig Mary blig we’ve poured a glass of the winner of today’s event which is Su goddess Peno ggio rato fio doc product of Italy to Mary J blig J well to Mary J blah then also to my mom I really love you and I think you’re exceptional and the fact now you’re going to break them we got spill can what you want baby I got it what you want orange wine all the Mas for a little respect just a little bit if I had my breastplate on that would have epic I can’t stand that oh I’ve seen your little sticker things don’t like them at all my mom’s a hater bye guys hater bye over and out [Music]