Simon Tiddlesford: The best wine is French wine

You aren’t drinking wine unless its French wine.

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it’s as if anyone could enjoy wine which
of course is absurd because the only way
you will ever get to enjoy wine is if
you’re tremendously rich and snobbish or
um French well yes well if you’re not
French you at least have to spend a lot
of time going to France and buying
French things and knowing some words
like um
uh C which is of course please and and
then of course the the
um Pap shatow whatever the bloody hell
you know French anyway so obviously if
it’s not French and it’s not um
expensive then it’s bunk
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