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This week QT and Maya give YOU Valentines advice based on viewer submissions! Also they talk about QT winning the Superbowl, how tired they are as the Streamer Awards loom, getting gifts from their boyfriends, and more!

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0:00 intro / we are tired

1:09 QT ( Travis Kelce ) won the Superbowl

4:11 Maya hated the Superbowl

9:55 QT thinks Usher is mid

15:33 QT’s camping trip

16:35 Maya can’t have kids because they’re too cringe

17:32 Ice Spice at the Superbowl

19:03 Kanye and his wife

21:17 Valentine’s Day gifts from the boyfriends

23:39 Maya is coming to the Streamer Awards!
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25:39 Viewers ask us for Valentines Advice:

26:14 how do I move on from crush of two years?

35:06 how do I talk to women if they scare me?

40:59 husband of three years isn’t giving any gifts

48:39 – How do I stop being afraid of men?

50:58 – what would make you feel comfortable with open marriage?

54:42 – Outro / final advice

56:48 bonus episode preview – “secret rizz” / End Credits

Give her gifts you [ __ ] hey guy you’re getting sent this clip because you didn’t get your girlfriend enough presents jerko get her presents I just set women back yeah that was really bad for Women you do it you say the thing I’m not doing it wel and wh about it whoa she said it w wh about it everybody and Happy Valentine’s Day hey Maya have you been working hard or hardly working this week uh working hard what about you hardly working excellent

I’m happy to hear that perfect I’m happy we covered that yeah yeah we’re yes we’re actually I’m also not working I think we’re both I’m going to say it I’m going to say something Brave I’m exhausted I’m tired I’m so tired yeah me too but uh we don’t have

Time to be tired because it’s Valentine’s Day which means it’s time for love and joy and peace and Harmony congratulations on your Super Bowl win thank you about love I was going to say let’s talk about love love and that is our boyfriend Travis Kelce winning the Super Bowl my boyfriend the nation’s

Boyfriend America’s boyfriend Travis Kelsey America’s you no that’s mean what can we I’m just I just I know he’s getting a lot of flak for it and I get that men are men y but I don’t it really gave me the ick it really was like man that is a drywall punching mother

Frecker there well he plays football what do you think I just didn’t like it it’s not for me okay well he’s not your boyfriend I guess said he was my boyfriend actually where are you from he broke up with you he broke up with you he dumped you and

He hates you actually I’m still I’m happy for her and I’m sure he’s fine it just gave me the the EG big time you know who’s the hidden hero of all of this who Jason Jason [Laughter] Kelsey he is capturing the hearts of America I understand NFL plans fans

Probably loved him but the swifties didn’t know about him I assure you and now we’re like that guy’s funny and we like him they love that guy he is very funny you know what I think Travis got way too much flak for what this none of these being none of this being about

Football yeah is the him singing via Las Vegas and everyone being like ick ick ick like she got the ick in 4k ick ick that gave you the ick that gave you the ick but not him screaming at that man that old man there’s something wrong I don’t

Think it actually would give me the ick because because lwig does stuff like that all the time and I think it’s cute right so it’s fine but also he just won the Super Bowl in Las Vegas when else like yeah he can scream Viva Las Vegas if he wants what’s what’s

The problem you can only scream that if you number one just won the Super Bowl number two it’s in Las Vegas are Frank Sinatra who wrote it wait someone’s going to be mad wait is is it Elvis who’s whose song is that I got was like I just went with it

I thought you were going somewhere I was like wait oh damn it he’s not Frank sinatro it’s Elvis Elvis well it’s Travis Kel’s now it’s his now it’s Elvis’s he owns Las Vegas F Frank Sinatra owns New York yay cool um i k Perry owns California hated watching that

Game why cuz you have a bad attitude and a boring badass it was what you have a bad attitude and a bad ass that’s really mean first of all and you would not like it if I said that about you and second it was so boring you have to admit it

Was boring there’s no way you liked watching that I admittedly I liked the end a lot I also loved cuz Leslie came over foosley if you don’t know her legal name foosley she came over to the house and uh at the end of the game I was sitting

Next to her and Travis Kelsey had the ball and her and I both stood up and we were like let’s go like it was our boyfriend like it was actually really parasocial and weird but it was really funny cuz it was like just me and Leslie

In the room like go go go go go that is funny uh and every single time Taylor Swift was showed on the TV the whole room just erupted everyone was like yeah yeah it was sick it was sick when she was shown on the TV um yeah I was

Parasocial at the end I did want to see her and Travis at the end of the game but I didn’t see it yeah everyone was waiting around but then we had to see the pictures on Twitter and stuff but everyone was like show them show them

Show them right uh but it was fun I had a bunch of people people over I didn’t watch a lot of the game so this is this is these are mine and lwig strengths and we have now we make the best party Duo officially if you ever come to a party

At our house we’ve figured it out I am in charge of Hosting responsibilities as in the food the cleanliness the making sure everyone’s got what they need making sure everyone knows where the bathroom is making sure there’s toilet paper I do that lwig is in charge of the fun

Okay so so he so he did this thing it’s called squares or something where everyone could um uh put money in up the pot and you randomly get like you get like five random squares on this thing and depending like the points in the game at first quarter second quarter

Whatever you win money so we gambled for fun um yeah it was fun and so he did that he had cornhole he was playing Rage Cage with everyone he was doing shots he was getting everyone drunk he’s having a great time nice doing zins with people is great like

Tobacco yeah like the thing you shov in your lip yeah ew Super Bowl Sunday everybody ew no um and I made I made I did don’t worry you belong with meat sliders that’s sick this is why we can’t have nice Wings nice uh no brownies no crime nice I made a football shaped

Cocoa rice krispies I saw that you only made like five no I sent I packed them in three containers I made a lot of them I sent you a picture of one of the containers sorry you I like that’s not enough I made like a bunch of them

Actually um oh I was impressed you could have made them a little smaller and then you would have been able to make more proba they big people really excited about him probably really I like this big oh oh then they’re good yeah it was F I thought they were like no that is

What they looked like in the picture not quite that big I guess they were big I don’t know um I had a good Super Bowl besides watching super a size queen really no yeah what’ you do well I watched it but I hated it I it’s so football’s so frustrating to watch I

Don’t I don’t understand how the sport Works admittedly it probably would have been more fun if I knew what was going on oh that was another thing lewig was in charge of that he was good at he was explaining football to everybody cuz we had a bunch of French people at our

House too and he was doing it in ways that like everyone understood I didn’t want to ask questions because I would have had too many and I it would have been annoying but I will never understand in football I understand that the point is

To run into your to the end zone to get a touchdown I get that and I get that you get chances or whatever why it’s so frustrating to watch them run into each other every time they’re has to be a better way like they’re supposed to run

To their end zone and every time they just crash into each other why is that really your best move is to run with the ball into the other team that’s what football is I I hate watching it what and then they go nowhere unless they do a good job and someone gets

Lucky and someone runs and then they throw the ball far and then something actually happens but I hate just seeing them run into each other over and over and over and over boring uh the whole whole point is trying to to not get hit and to find someone who’s not getting tackled so

Then you can get the ball through them so why do they so often run into all of the other guys on the other team while they’re holding the ball still cuz they’re not good at getting away they’re in the NFL are you serious yeah but sometimes LeBron misses a basket

Yeah I guess I just basketball’s so fun to watch because it’s so high scoring arguably too high scoring whatever but like at least stuff is happening I could not watch Dude I could not watch that game I’m a football hater I admit it wow she hates football I doall hater but I

Love this is why you are not dating America’s boyfriend Travis Kelce right also because I didn’t like the way they yelled I heard that you said that Usher was mid who told you lesie I saw it on Twitter No Caroline posted it okay Caroline number

One is Usher not mid Usher is not mid I will die on that Hill cuz he’s sick he’s got a great voice and he’s a great dancer and he’s a very attractive young man like 45 years old I don’t know I don’t like the way he touched Alicia

Keys that was weird I didn’t know she had a husband I I don’t well and he has a wife that he married like six days ago he married her after the Super Bowl oh lwig said he married her after the Super Bowl so he actually had the pass so he’s in

Saved yeah he was single yeah then he was actually single cuz it doesn’t count and yeah just last freedom yeah it’s huge um you know what the the coolest thing in the whole wide world though was did you see Alicia Keys’s husband’s response no he was like

You J poers keep tagging me in this photo what you’re not talking about is how gorgeous and beautiful mying wife looked damn and he was like yeah focus on what’s important did you see her dress wait was it a picture with Usher’s arms wrapped around her imagine no it

Was just a picture of her oh okay then yeah they should look at her I feel like if he commented that on a picture with Usher like wrapped around her it’d be kind of like I don’t know man like he’s kind of covering her dress he’s like

You’ve got a chair in the corner don’t you am I mean I’m glad he’s fine with it hopefully he’s fine with it I don’t know it was yeah that is the opposite of an ick that is a secure ass man better Partners than than me better people than

Me I I don’t think I could handle it in front of would you break up with your boyfriend if Usher was hugging him from behind I wouldn’t I I wait a long time people didn’t think that I was [Laughter] insecure I would wait I would wait a

Long time after the the Super Bowl so people didn’t think I did it because of the Super Bowl cuz then I would get shot on and people would be like she couldn’t handle Alicia Keys damn no it was Usher Usher grabbed your boyfriend oh then that’s fine what if Usher grabbed my boyfriend

But my boyfriend’s straight so it wouldn’t matter but it’s Usher and he’s not mid it doesn’t matter it doesn’t matter that would be fine with me I think Usher’s like okay maybe it’s a hot take I think Usher’s like fine but I also thought cuz on we

Talked about he’s like fine or he’s like fine he’s fine which fine are you trying to say it like a compliment because it doesn’t sound like a compliment coming out of your mouth you meant he’s fine he’s fine I’m not saying like oh he fine okay that’s what I meant sorry I’m

Yeah can you try to do an oh he’s fine oh he’s fine fine this is why people call me Ary Plaza I don’t know yeah you don’t I just don’t those two sentences were the same coming out of your mouth they sounded different in my head okay so you think he’s fine that’s

All I think he’s fine I think I know a lot of people like him but I was talking on furian about how Forever on the Dance Floor was my favorite Usher song turns out that’s a Chris Brown song so that’s funny that is funny ushers also I think he’s 45 both

Of them their Heyday was like in 200 yeah but they have some bangers from them they do like us up yeah apparently rumor has it on the street take my word for it because might have made this up but they asked Justin Bieber if he wanted to get on stage with

Usher and he said no yeah I I mean a lot of people thought that that Justin Bieber was going to come out but if he’s not getting paid for it what’s the point Justin doesn’t get paid for it right if Justin Bieber’s not getting

Paid for it why would he do that or you think Usher would have paid Justin Bieber I don’t think so I don’t think so I don’t think either of them would get paid right so I don’t know why Justin Bieber would want to do that Justin Bieber should have his own halftime show

And but I don’t why would he want to do that he doesn’t he doesn’t I feel like he doesn’t want any of it anymore I feel like he’s kind of out of there like whatever really I think so I don’t know I don’t know what music he’s making

I did listen to Usher’s new album cuz his Alum a new album I didn’t know that yeah that’s I think that’s why he did the show and then he like advertised that he had a new album that came out I was so excited because that halftime

Show got me hyped about Usher again I was like oh he’s he’s sick and then I went and listened to the album and I didn’t really like it is it mid it’s a little mid but it’s unfair to say that that album is mid because you couldn’t listen to it

And watch him dance at the same time this is why I think that I like Taylor Swift but then I think Usher is mid is because I can’t dance and his music is like Dancy music like yeah yeah I mean you just have to jump for

That you can jump they can’t yes you can I guess he also has my boo I remember my boo you want to hear a funny story yeah I don’t know why this happened but in fifth grade I went on a camping trip with some of my classmates as a there

Was this extra credit like science thing that you could apply to at my school it was a way of like showing people kids like the world or something so you apply and then you get a go with the science teachers at the school to go camping because we I was in a very

Underprivileged school and so it was like a way they received funding and it was like really cool opportunity so I apply you had to write an essay about why you want to go camping and I was like I want to see the world anyway we

Go camping and it was like I think it was like six girls and six boys and the girls were in one two t0 and the boys were in Two t0 and at night time when the sun was setting the boys would sing they were like singing My Boo to us from

Their tent and then we saying JoJo back at them we were like get out right now it’s the end of you and me yeah dude I don’t think I can have kids because you’d be like you’re cringe literally I think kids are so cringe I

Don’t I don’t know if I could handle it yeah that’s fair what ages like eight through 18 you got a whole 10 years of cringe in there I I don’t know at our science camp in sixth grade we all sang you belong with me it was a

Whole camp song we would all get together and scream that song did he change the lyrics to be about science okay she’s mad it was love story it was love story no it wasn’t it was you belong with me anyway uh no we didn’t change lyrics at all we just sang that

Song H yeah that makes sense it was a good time um is there anything else about the Super Bowl no Super Bowl good ice spice was there I love I don’t know anything about their friendship me being parasocial but I think their friendship is really cute

I also am obsessed with the way that I spice is and speaks she did summon the devil though did you see that I did see that what did she do would she just I won’t do it I don’t want to summon him okay well I don’t think she summoned the devil I’m not

Sure maybe she’s swatting a fly or something I think she did like a little jig like my little jig is like this that’s how I do a little jig but she did it with different symbols Mormon of what’s your little jig in your seat I don’t have a little chick but I would

Never put my fingers up and like do that it’s funny um yeah I like ice spice hopefully she dates an NFL player soon I did see something really funny where someone was like ice ice spice is the toad to Taylor’s Mario too I that’s better than saying like the toad to like Princess

Peach yeah no I like that Taylor’s Mario yeah I think her princess PE I think her Luigi is Blake Lively and her Princess Peach is Travis Kelce yeah and her Bowser is Kanye oh my god dude um I saw a picture on Twitter of Kanye walking or was it Tik Tok Twitter

I don’t know his new girl wife girlfriend wife Bianca I don’t know um yeah she was in like a she was naked like fully naked she was in a a poncho a clear Poncho a rain poncho he was fully closed like you couldn’t see I don’t

Think you could see any of a skin besides like his face and his neck maybe and she was in a clear rain poncho with a put on naked where I don’t know walking around it just is that allowed in public no which I don’t know okay I I only saw

The back of her so you could see her whole ass but I don’t know what the front looked like maybe she was wearing P maybe she was yeah but it it really I I don’t know these people but all of that really makes me feel gross and weird

Yeah that feels really weird I I mean it’s probably just publicity Stu he probably just wants attention so badly I guess I just hope she’s like 100% like how do you think Kan even meets women he’s Kanye West I think he just opens they just in his Instagram DMS

Yeah wow yeah I don’t know how they metant um okay so it’s Valentine ‘s day uh we yeah and I’m sick of your attitude yeah are you talking to me yeah okay and we are known for uh having really successful past relationships um and knowing a lot about relationships

And being really smart so we’ve asked for questions about relationships to give you guys the best advice you’ve ever heard on Valentine’s Day uh and that’s what we’re going to do do ludwick’s going to have a hard time topping last Valentine’s Day cuz he’s the present to me last Valentine’s Day was

Him he came home from Tokyo oh yeah yeah it was so nice um yeah I I told cutie find another him L text me about cu’s present today and I straight up was like I don’t know ask Taylor cuz I’m a bad friend that I actually didn’t know and I didn’t want

To be the reason that you didn’t like like something so I got scared is it underwear be honest no and if he sent me that I would throw up and I would call you immediately e why I don’t want to be privy to those conversations e you know who hasn’t

Texted me about a present for you I’m realizing right now Caleb yes he did no yeah he did you guys literally I was on the phone with you and he texted you yeah but then he said he’s not going to get that thing and so he has so now I’m

Concerned oh so you got something else yeah but I don’t know what it was h a well we’ll see we’ll see how it goes um maybe he gets that thing I told him to still get it oh but he said I’m not going to get that

I don’t know a if he didn’t use a resource that I have so kindly provided I’m deleting his phone number and I’m never offering my help again oh my God yeah though I still do need him to work the streamer Awards oh okay for free he’s ready he’s ready he’s excited

Yeah Caleb is coming with me to the streamer Awards we cutie and I will be reunited in just two days holy Jesus Christ I will be there in two days I literally I leave the day after tomorrow that is so messed up I’m sorry I’m trying to swear less so messed up I

Oh crap we’re not supposed to swear today ah shoot I’ve sworn a few times sorry Fusion sorry I’ve sworn a few times but I’ve only said I’ve said the s word does that need to be bleeped out yes and I’ve saidan is very very good at his job he will bleep

It okay um we just won’t swear anymore uh yes I will be there we will be there Caleb and I will be there in two days um we are helping to work the event get ready for behind the scenes content baby if you’re not a part of the patreon you

Want to join now we’ve got backstage interviews with preo we’ve got freaking preo just doing other stuff interviews we’ve got Maya when she walks into my room and Records me for 5 seconds she’s pretty good at it we’ve got um I post CLI probably other and Coots and Swift

Yeah it’s kind of like mini Vlogs except not instead of Vlogs it’s just clips of us doing stuff if we go to get food we’ll just be like look ice cream we won’t have time to get ice cream we’re not going to have time to get ice cream

I did I was so smart the other day I was at the store and I bought a tub of rocky road cuz I was like Maya’s coming I’ll have rocky road for her rocky road but then I took a scoop of it and then I didn’t close the lid all the way and

Then it got frostbite oh that’s fine I don’t care about frostbite oh really yeah I don’t care it’s frozen ice cream I don’t get the problem I just eat it ew it tastes different I don’t really I don’t know I feel like it’s fine we need to give them advice

Cutie I went to Twitter cutie went to Discord so we’re going to go back and forth but Discord did a better job Love Is in the Air Love Is in the Air do you want to go first or you want me to go first I’ll go first okay I got

Um I got it can we try to get our toes done when you’re in town sure yeah I CU mine are [ __ ] up I don’t think we’ll have time but oh I swar uh mine are really bad I just looked down and I was like o

Anyway all right here we go yes Love Is in the Air Happy Valentine’s Day everybody we went to the whine about it Discord if you’re not in there it’s cuz it’s a patreon only Discord yes we put it behind a pay wall sorry I’m a businesswoman what do you expect from

Me um this is one that I like okay um somebody put it in the Discord there’s a few there’s actually we got so many good ones um let me open this one a little big bigger um okay I liked this guy for about two years now this is coming from

Isabelle in the Discord I’ve liked this guy for about 2 years now we briefly live together and have met each other’s families and do Valentine’s again this year early on he asked me how I’d feel about a relationship and I said no because I felt like he was too old at

The time 5year age Gap at the time not but I’ve confessed yeah but I’ve confessed that I want a relationship a couple months ago and he says he doesn’t feel romantic feelings for me let alone anyone what he doesn’t he doesn’t he’s he’s metal now ESS have they’ve been together

Two years she’s liked this guy for two years we briefly Liv together have met each other’s family and doing Valentine’s Day again this year she said okay anyways I’m going to grad school next year yay but I’m scared that I’m not over him yet and it’ll stop me from

Thriving at grad school how do I get over him and just move on I want him in my life as a friend and would hate for him to be happy without me sorry so funny but I also want to move on any advice appreciated for context I’m 20

And dumb and would like any input here’s my advice Queen two years is so much time for him to snatch you up and to be in a relationship I think that’s plenty of opportunity oh for you guys to make something work and I think if it hasn’t you got to move girl you

Got to you got to tooo I was in a situationship for 5 months that’s way too long I think it should be like 3 months Max before you guys figure out what you’re doing if you’re dating she’s ready to move on but she’s not over him how does she get over him

Maya by realizing that it’s never going to happen if it’s been two years and it hasn’t happened oh okay or you could get under someone else that’s always been my advice I think it’s bad though yeah I think it’s bad too I’ve learned it’s actually bad and you should probably process your

Emotions otherwise they come back to bite you in the butt yeah um um no you go uh actually though I do think a new setting if you move and you’re in grad school a new set hon yeah it’ll make it so much easier um to to move on just like don’t talk to

Him that much also one argument I have is how much have you tried moving on like are you so hung up on this guy you haven’t even tried talking to other people you haven’t even tried going on dates because that’s the first thing is sometimes moving on is not NE like yeah

Get under someone else but it’s also it’s more so just talking to somebody else that gives you that spark and you’re not going to ever find someone that really values unless you’re trying to talk to other people trying to whatever if you’re really hung up on

This guy and 6 months ago he said he doesn’t have any romantic feelings for you if you need more closure than that then it’s worth having one more conversation and just being like hey just making sure before I put effort into getting over you I still like you

You’re a th% sure that you have no romantic feelings towards me just you know one last time like just so I can have some closure like I think that’s fine and I think that’s a healthy conversation to have before you just move on and always wonder if you

Eliminate all wonder you’re going to be in such a better head space yeah I agree or you could also just Fu [ __ ] and get money oh sorry Fusion yeah that’s tough also uh a fiveyear age Gap if you’re 20 unless he’s 15 is fine

I think cuz before she was 18 and he was 23 and it felt very that’s 18 and 20 is very different yeah yeah yeah at 20 I think that’s fine I mean it’s it’s it’s it’s up there I would have a hard time I’m 25 you know what

Actually I don’t know if I couldn’t date a 20-year-old actually i’ take that back I it’d be weird to date someone that’s not 21 that like can’t drink you know maybe they’d feel a lot younger I don’t I don’t know I don’t know I Am I don’t know I haven’t dated enough right like I’ve jumped into relationships pretty quickly you know what’s funny is I I say that but maybe I think I’m slower than most people cuz like ledwig and I were like friends for months mhm before we started dating right um and then

And then that transitioned to like dating and then we were still dating before being like exclusive boyfriend girlfriend for a few months yeah like I like you know like it was like we were like official in like April but like maybe like talking more I guess maybe well maybe we’re

Talking more in like March I don’t I don’t remember the timelines but regardless we had like met for like a whole year prior or something yeah but I’m slow I’m really slow so I don’t know I don’t know the right answer I don’t know three months is long

Enough but I know that two years is too long yeah if it’s something that you guys have been like debating about for that long I don’t know yeah it doesn’t sound good we got to move on sister and sometimes sometimes when you’re not moving on uh because you

Know after you have essentially your closer conversation you can’t have more than that like you’re just done um and so it’s like okay you can’t talk to him about feelings anymore you can maybe this is an insane thing to say out loud maybe I shouldn’t say this out

Loud I think it’s fine uh sometimes when I have like a lot of feelings that I can’t say to somebody I’ll write them all out and I’ll almost have like like with breakup sometimes I’ll go and buy a little journal and it’ll have like 20

Pages in it and I I will write you know a letter to that person and then it’s like I’ll either finish the journal and be done with it and then burn it and throw it away or whatever or you know I only fill five pages of it and same

Thing I burn it and throw it away but sometimes you just got to get those feelings out of your brain and you can’t give them to the other person and so it’s nice to write them all down but every once in a while you accidentally send it and you’re like oops so that’s

Why you have to write your feelings instead of don’t type in your phone yeah don’t type in your phone write it down and then you can burn it can destroy it yeah I don’t that’s not a crazy thing to say I think that’s perfectly well it’s

Crazy because in high school I like kept my journals of getting over guys and I had like a graveyard of giving over to guys and it was like sad so I got rid of them it was sad that’s why I said it’s a little crazy to say out loud because I

Had like even just people I had crushes on I would like make a little Jour I would like make them I would like get paper and like staple it and decorate it and be like this one’s for Billy and then I’d be like Billy is flirted with me for two days but then

He said that Rachel was pretty and now he’s dating Rachel and ug I could never get the guy and he’s the reason for the Teardrops On My Guitar well you could try that if you want I think overall advice for this scal is uh moving away and starting a

New starting grad school is going to help you tremendously and you just need to if you want to have another conversation with them are sure um closure conversation but I I think you just go start talking to other people see what happens it’ll be easier to forget another place and

Then you’ll be like I forgot that you existed yeah yeah yeah great question Maya what do you have what do you have over there interesting because I don’t really have a good answer to this yet maybe when we start talking about it I will uh but

It’s the most liked reply on this tweet and it’s how do I talk to women if they scare me if squeaks can do it you can do it there you go that’s good advice that’s my advice I think that well this is much easier said than done and it’s not

Something that I actually believe but I have heard people say it’s only embarrassing if you feel embarrassed but I don’t know that I believe that I think actually a lot of people don’t you some of you people are really embarrassing yeah I feel like they don’t feel embarrassed and it is embarrassing um

How do I talk to women if I’m scared how do I talk to women if they scare me how do I talk to women if they scare me um I think that believe it or not um a lot of women do people are going to get mad

That I’m going to say this but a lot of women uh do like guys that are nice you don’t have to be like nervous and anxious about going up and being like hey baby let me get your number like you don’t have to do that um you

Can be like a normal person and like talk to her like a normal person and be like hey I’m Paul how you doing and have a normal conversation and just be a nice guy I’m be like I trying to think of the best way to have like a

Cold open like say you’re like not even at a bar I think a bar is easier it’s like a warm open at bar I’m thinking like a coffee shop across the room you see a woman who is radiant okay I think this is my advice and this okay maybe this is my dissociation

Talking but this is how I do hard things is it’s just a script so this is your script right your script is hey hey I saw you from across the coffee shop and I would kick myself if I didn’t introduce myself my name’s bill that’s good that’s it it and you know maybe

They’ll be like oh hi nice to meet you and then you say what are you working on or do you not do you live around here don’t say that do uh what are you working on if they’re working somewhere quieter or what are you listening to or am I am I am I

Bothering you am I bothering you is good because if they’re busy and they don’t want to talk to you they’ll be like Oh I’m busy like I’m on the phone or I’m working on something you say no problem at all see you later like that’s it and

To a woman and and and I am I bothering you they will find an answer like they if they come up with an excuse yes you are bothering them if they say no of course not there’s your green flag you’re ready to go baby but like the the

Hard the hardest part is saying that first line so in my brain when I have a hard time and I’ve been working on this cuz I have a really hard time introducing myself to people um in general like like especially in this industry cuz sometimes you go to a place

Where people already know your name and you know they know your name name because You’ like follow each other on Twitter but you’ve never actually met and so I sit there and I like overthink it and I’m like um but like this weekend it’s so funny I have no stage fright I

Am already anxious about as soon as the event ends and I have to go say hi to people that really stresses me out so I’m already just okay what is my script what is my script I’m going to say thank you so much for coming to

Every single person that’s all it is so if you go into it thinking my script is I would kick myself if I didn’t say hi to you my name’s bill that’s your script you can do that I mean that’s not just coffee shop too you can do that at

A bar you can do that at a party you could do that yoga you could do that at the grocery store yoga you can do the grocery store you did you could do it at the parking lot yeah that’s good um thank you I think my God I’m so bad answering this

Question I like I’m there’s something in my head that’s just like you’re fine if you just talk to her like a normal person like just don’t think of it as like a like a breaching the relationship like a romantic relationship conversation like just treat it like a

Normal think there’s a lot of weird pressure on men to have the best first interaction cuz how quickly does an in one interaction with a man go he’s so creepy right right yeah yeah that’s true so there’s a lot of pressure when you’re like trying not to you know I understand

Why people overthink it yeah well your advice was better than mine mine was very forehead I was like just talk to her like a normal person it’s terrible advice it’s awful advice um also you shouldn’t be scared of women men are the scary ones oh uh oh women are fine Amber Alert

Um what I can’t open it how am I supposed to save this child okay you ready it says server encountered an error oh wait am I getting scammed did I just put click on a link again I’m just going to exit out sorry child if you actually got abducted I’m not I’m not

The one I’m not going to save them I can’t you have one oh sorry uh yeah I was focused on saving saving the children of our future next one I do they said Maya and cutie please oh sacred oracles how do I get my husband of three years to understand gifting is

My love language Valentine Days can be triggering because everybody talking about giving and receiving gifts on Valentine’s Day and also yes I tell him clearly and often that gifting is my love language I ain’t even picky draw me a smiley face on a Post-It note I’m a static

Help from new Andy on the Discord is he not giving you gifts yeah is that the yeah that’s really lame of him I want you and your husband to be happy but if if he knows that if you’ve been clear about that screw that guy him

Not giving you and it’s only been three years him not giving you a gift of any sort uh that really is really lame of him how what do you do when you’ve like talked to your significant other about like an issue repetitively and nothing changes got a new significant other

Whoa I ruining marriages I know I’m sorry up Maya I mean okay here’s the thing if if I if you were telling me this right if you were like gift giving is my love language I know you like gift giving if L knew that and L just con like consistently didn’t get you

Anything for your birthday or Valentine’s Day and you were devastated every time I would kind of like I would kind of hate L I’d be like that’s not okay tell your this is your solution tell your husband we hate him yeah we can’t stand him

E give her gifts you [ __ ] do you need to put it do you need it blunt do you need bluntly like maybe you’re afraid to tell him I’ll tell him hey yeah you can send him this clip guy send him this clip hey guy you’re getting sent this

Clip because you didn’t get your girlfriend enough presents jerko get her presents she does so she’s had your p in her mouth that’s that is women’s suffrage at its finest please buy her more gifts wait women’s suffrage doesn’t mean [Laughter] suffering that’s the opposite hey women word women

Sufferage spit the dicks out of your mouth don’t put them in there we’re above that now crap I just set women back yeah that was really bad for women I I don’t think I I don’t think I did a good job I don’t think he’s going

To buy her any presents I here’s okay here’s here’s the genuine thing I really I’m sure you guys love each other he just needs to get you gifts like it it’s it’s just super lame to not get you anything that’s that’s really that’s being a really sh partner especially if

He knows that it actually makes you sad that’s that’s really not okay like that’s super not chill your partner should want to make you happy it’s it’s really not that hard yeah also like that’s the funny thing about gift giving hey here’s advice to any freaking person out there who is in a

Partnership where they’re because we have a lot of men that listen hey men if your girlfriend says I gift giving is or gift receiving is my love language because I’m the opposite gift giving is my love language my receiving uh love language is like uh quality

Time so that’s how I feel loved if I get quality time but I Give Love by gifts but anyway but if you have someone that you are with that they’re the way they feel love is receiving gifts it’s so simple this is what you do ready foreheads you go to Walmart one time

Just one time you buy four things of bubble bath that smell good okay four things you buy um let’s do not like this size things not four of this size yeah oh you do mean four of this size yeah but wait so many wait I know

Hold up though hold up cuz this I’m simplifying it I’m making it simple four things of bubble bath you you smell them you smell them you’re like these four smell good uh get two nail polishes go find a pretty little nail polish get two nail polishes get a candy bar uh maybe

Two two candy bars um okay that’s my list for now now the first of every month give one of those things to your partner that was 20 bucks for eight months of Happiness you’re welcome H ballish can be pretty expensive actually oh crap a candle I’m up to 9 months I have

A recommendation lotion I’m up to 10 nuts up to 11 that is less expensive what do they yeah have you ever had one in cookies only do you love them um I have an idea that’s really stupid and not expensive at all but I genuinely think it would

Work for just about any woman on the planet okay find a any woman go oh find a rock on the way home from work at work when you’re at the grocery store big enough so it’s significant not like a little tiny itty bitty Rock unless the shape of the tiny one is

Funny get like this shape this size Rock draw a smiley face on it give it to her and say you saw this rock and you made it into a friend and you wanted to give it to her and she will melt I would not melt I would I so

That’s something I genuinely want to see people weigh in on if your if your boyfriend brought you a rock with a smiley face on it and they’re like I found this rock for you what are you going to get the ick from that no I wouldn’t get the ick I’d be like

Huh I think what am I going to do with a rock I’m very practical I don’t want a rock where am I going to put it if you brought her a rock once a month and then she could put them all on her window

Sill wait am I a jerk okay I’ll put on the window sill okay I’ll put on the window sill I’m back in okay great then you have a Little Rock family and then you can say that they’re your yeah I’m down now that they’re not alone well I

Would need two cuz the other one it would be alone all right well there’s your advice you need at least two rocks you have to draw a smiley face on it I’ll take it but I’m not like don’t just bring her a chunk of road base if

You haven’t drawn a smiley face on it it’s not the same you know what something nice that lwig did one time is he picked flowers from outside and gave them to me free nice and if you can run fast you can tap them from your neighbor’s house that’s very very nice even

Forer yeah sometimes my boyfriend will buy me a slice of cake from the grocery store oh yeah you talk about that that’s awesome I love cake he did that recently it’s very nice thing to do gift giving anyway this girl he needs to get you gift buy your girlfriend a Ben and

Jerry’s once a month that’s so awesome yeah that’s super lame of him okay yeah he’s cringe sorry if send him the segment hopefully that helps yeah set him the part suffrage yeah teach him about women’s suffrage okay let’s see this one’s interesting uh and is the opposite or

The the in vers of of the last question I had how do you stop being scared of men like dead ass anytime there’s even a chance of romantic relations I’m terrified of them and will not look at them it’s from mads Maya’s got a good answer to this she’s afraid of men it’s

So valid men are so scary um they are so scary but you can also die every day driving a car and that doesn’t mean that you stop driving you just have to be careful if you if you can get inside a car a man can get inside of you that’s what I

Always say that’s right baby just wear your seat belt have a taser which is therapy your seat belt is therapy yeah um no I mean you know don’t be stupid don’t like go to some guy’s house on a first date like that you don’t know tell your friends where you

Are if you’re going on a date share your location like yeah share your location have a taser if you have pepper spray um if he starts talking to you like like he’s a red flag he probably is a red flag women’s intuition you’ll know did I ever give you another horseshoe necklace

No cuz yours broke remember did it yeah it broke oh okay where is it what do you mean did it I think it’s up by my bed but I forgot that it broke oh H why cuz I bought cuz I got that for you remember yeah and then I thought it

Broke and then I thought I got you a new one I don’t remember you getting a new one but you don’t have to give me a one well I bought a new one I wonder where it went but I guess it’s not broken I don’t remember I have to go

Check I I don’t remember I vaguely remember that too but I don’t actually remember if it’s broken sorry okay good side note we got one last we got time for one more okay I don’t think we’re qualified for this one uh if you were married and youro wanted to have an open

Relationship under what circumstances would you would make you you comfortable enough to see yourself doing that I’m phrasing it so you can’t say I can’t do it we need to end but more of this has to happen but under what circumstances would I be okay with it that I’m in a

Coma dumbass yeah there’s no there’s no I I would have to be in a coma or dead but how would you have that conversation if you were in a coma if I was in a coma and I wasn’t dead yet and he went off and had the

Open relationship then then my you or my sister should probably kill him okay cuz that would be so I don’t think I’ll be able to get away with could you imagine imagine I me I go and kill your boyfriend cuz he’s wronged you I would

Not get away with it I can’t keep a secret for the life of me yeah that’s actually true yeah you’d be really bad at it I would tell you would go on whine about it that you now do alone and you would be like one time I’m not going to

Say the name but this girl named Claire murdered this guy named Caleb but it was Caleb spelled with a K not with a c and like she got away with it because she washed her hands really well and everyone thought she was in the the the mochos uh which is in Greece I

Think M it’s called I could not murder someone I couldn’t get away with I would blab her I’m a blabber mouth no um and you shouldn’t murder somebody for me that would make me sad because then you would get in trouble but I can tell your

Sister to do it I guess yeah um I think she’d probably be better at it to be honest she’s very quiet you know keeps it’s weird cuz I do think there’s a part of me that could get away with murder and do a good job but there’s just a

There’s just a peri a time period that will pass where I won just won’t be able to keep it a secret anymore I just have to talk about it yeah yeah well I wouldn’t want you to do what was the question could open relationship open relationship under what circumstances

Would it be okay there there are no circumstances under which I would feel for personally for personally your honor jury adjourned yep what that ni name gavel I know that guy wanted a spicy answer he wanted to be like oh my I got an accident my

Vagina closed up orever oh just be Rel open relationship is with my best friend then I’d be okay with it he wanted something like that yeah no yeah my this is my stance my relation open relationship can only only be open uh with people over 8 foot tall then we can get

Crazy that’s smart thank you thank you very much my open relationship can only be with people over 80 for them whoa yes honestly that that would kind of be sick for those women so yeah yeah they deserve it they deserve one one good one good go around at 80 yeah that’d be

Nice guys get your girlfriend a present yeah I did this one’s important before we end somebody said somebody said my girlfriend said she doesn’t want anything for Valentine’s Day do I get her something yes you do this is the secret you guys all want to know the secret

Yeah a card that’s your secret no guys forget the card you always forget the freaking card fill out a card say some cute [ __ ] on it honestly if you can’t do it I won’t tell anybody if you use chat gbt I won’t tell them but write something nice idiots just write something nice

Yeah ifas if you can muster it up you you emotionally stunted men then you can think of three nice adjectives not bad ones don’t call her dumb three nice adjectives about your girlfriend and say you are beautiful smart and funny three adjectives that describe her write that

In there she’s going to beam she’ll beam she’ll melt she’ll love it you could say I I couldn’t do it without you you could say I I would never want an open relationship because you were all that I need I would never cheat on you starting

Now you could you could say that but I would be I would be prepared for her to be confused I would love for you to change my diaper someday when we’re old that’s cute she probably think that was funny I Choose You Pikachu that’s cute

You could say that if you really need a gift this year for your significant other give them a subscription to the wine about it patreon cuz we’re going there now hoay see you over there for Valentine’s Day it’s going to get spicier we have more spicy questions I’m putting on

Lingerie I’m not I lie every week I’m putting on lree see you over there secet on the forehead before kissing someone yeah putting their their hair behind their ear yeah it’s very high school musical but it does work and like look at her for a second not a long time don’t don’t like

Also sometimes just like grabbing their chin oh this thing where you like that’s a little yeah push their chin up unless you’re short then you pull it down yeah that’s a little secret with yeah that’s a nice thing to do um any like if you’re in a relationship any

Hair petting unless she says she doesn’t like that yeah that’s what I was think or she has like hair that’s done but like yeah like hair petting back scratches um yeah I feel like that’s enough I feel like we gave enough I think we I think we’ve helped Great For He

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  1. i think the reason approaching women in public is hard, is because hardly anyone does this, women especially. I'm an ok, friendly looking guy. I've never in my life been approached by a woman when I was alone, just to chat. Doesn't happen. We're not very social, men and women aren't that different in this regard, everyone will just sit alone. But the world opens up to anyone that can overcome this, you can become very popular just by talking to randoms in public.

  2. 4:18 "You have a bad attitude and a bad ass"

    QT is one of those friends that will go for that joke that would either strengthen the relationship or break it lol

  3. Yeah idk the cold opens are so tricky because yes the idea of having a script probably helps a lot but it's more the matter of timing? Is it really appropriate to do that at a coffee shop than a bar? I'm always assuming people are very busy and trying to move on to the next location/objective so it feels rude to impose that conversation onto them. This could even be applied to a bar, but at least there are more subtle ways to make your presence known (i.e. buying a drink for someone across the room).

  4. If my husband brought home a smiley face rock, I would name it and make it my pet, and let it live on my desk where I can always see it. Maya, you are not alone. ❤

  5. I had a girlfriend who would give me little brightly colored pebbles that she found. She was like a crow bringing me little shiny garbage. It ruled.

  6. Look I get there are statistics, a size difference, historical oppression, double standards, normalization of violence, etc. but it still feels bad when your a suspected rapist/serial killer just for how your born. My sisters, mother, and other important women in my life think they’ll get hurt just from walking from a grocery store to their car… Like I get it, but it also doesn’t sit right with me either.

  7. It's like Maya completely forgot there's an entire group meant to keep the offense from scoring that are well paid professionals as well.

  8. I love football but that game was boring until the end. I like basketball too but football is better when you learn it

  9. There is an email address among the patreon names, might be good to switch a few characters to ****.

  10. My only way to talk to women is the non-scripted random conversation that happens mostly because we happen to be at the same place at the same time. Just like I talk to dudes, or whoever.

  11. I feel like you shouldn't approach people from the opposite sex with all of the expectations of rizzing them up and trying to start a relationship. Just treat them like a human being and try to get to know them and then you can decide if you are even interested.

  12. I know for a fact, my gf would melt if i brought her a rock. no smiley face though. just the rock, she wouldnt want it defaced xD

  13. my two cents on the open relationship query:

    if you are not comfortable w being in an open relationship – then you shouldn't be in one
    in the same way, if you're not comfortable w being in a closed relationship, you shouldn't be in one either
    this goes for mono- and polyamorous relationships too.

    and there are always people who have similar feelings as you, and you shouldn't try to push it one way or the other

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