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How to open a bottle of champagne so you look like you know what you’re doing champagne is sparkling wine from France but the French love making everything very expensive so this is just sparkling wine the broke kind to start you’re going to have this little tab right here it’s inviting you to

Undress it it’s like a little zipper for its [ __ ] little foil unzip the zipper take off the foil top you want to leave this part of the foil you’re going to take this little key and you’re going to twist it just like your last girlfriend

Did to Your Heart Take off the cage and now you’re left with the Cork and the bottle so when you pop it you have two choices you can pop it quiet and respectfully like a little [ __ ] or you can pop it like a g and we all know which one I

Am what the [ __ ] hey I’ve never I have never come across a cork like this in my life this is the longest CLK I’ve ever that was so [ __ ] hard now when you pour your champagne you can pour straight into the glass causing

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  1. That “key” part you can actually keep tightening it and eventually it’ll pop learned his at work my manager wasn’t pleased

  2. I was gifting a bottle away for Christmas she told me the cork wouldn't come out where did I bought the bottle 😂

  3. Tell me you don't really know what you're doing, without telling me you don't know what you're doing:

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