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here is a hale and pace sketch drunk in a french wine cellar
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Welcome to France and in particular the rather beautiful chateau la Mercier situated here in the very heart of the Bordeaux wine region down in the wine cellar right now Baron Philippe Lamott CA himself awaits to introduce me to the sophisticated world of wine baron Philippe may I say a great pleasure it

Is to be allowed into your beautiful your almost worth gown and of course to be allowed to taste your beautiful wine oh yes the line and this is for you Oh first we must always do one by systemic adverse and knockout possible and then we must look at the color of the wine

Against the light Dharma you carry on we must look at the color of the wine against the light it’s definitely red sin we was then we muster tests in noses Oh Alden and the finally we tasted I’m spit it out sorry the ceiling is quite low he’s asked me

For real they’re all covered in dust as they are 15 years old this is a 1978 shuttle and LCA it is perfectly mature and ready to drink now oh great alright if you look at the color of it against the light he sees when we try

And kill you I’m seeing cousin do you mind if I look at that label and of course again it’s really a some wood it’s off but it’s supposed to taste of wood no it’s definitely off Oh be good Chuck gonna get us another bowl yeah I don’t want to learn about the worldwide

Pitching was at us no bear broke a frog so the bottles of wine are more than 150 years old Oh Bella bloody dusty how many balls and I got this on between softly five and thirty six thousand mm I’ll give it a go is this the right module and stuff that LM Frost

Right fringe peak yeah girl please open by a long similar cognate Napoleon one Liverpool to a spider from spicy and water wife oh I feel I think I’ll Drive drop better after a cow Oh little brother male

41 Comments

  1. The French aristocrat is clearly a masochist. Why did he let this mad drunk person enter the place where he has the really old and expensive wines?

  2. Has anybody please, the sketch were Quinten goes to a big hotel and gets pissed.. there is one up but its in German.. thanks . Wat a brilliant classic sketch

  3. Love the noises Gareth Hale makes at 3.30 swigging on the wine bottle. Never seen anybody play a drunk so well. Had tears coming out of my eyes, especially at the end when he tries to say “sophisticated world of wine”. Brilliant stuff.

  4. The only thing that dates this is the Mansell and Prost reference! Damn, I miss that era of Formula One.

  5. He's the greatest at playing a drunk guy.😂
    Hale snd Pace are a big part of my childhood.
    I used to watch them with my dad and we'd be in stitches.
    Some of the best memories with me dad.

  6. Obviously you’re supposed to spit it out (not swallow) after each sample but I was the only nerd on our school trip to the Mosel Valleys who followed the host’s
    instructions. Everyone else, including the teachers looked rat-arsed.

  7. "Piss off and buy a long thin loaf!"
    We can all just stop insulting the French now. It peaked here.

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