My First Euro Trip | Stand-up Comedy by Aakash Gupta

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Creative Director: Gaurav Bhatt
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Edited by : Aakash Gupta & Gaurav Bhatt

Technical Director: Abhishek Bhutwani
Creative Consultant : Kreeti Gogia

DOP: Abhishek Shrivastav
Camera Team:
Aaditi Hirani
Omkar Malkar
Arushi Garg
Pratham Parihar
Mukesh Kumar Yadav

Associate editor : Siddharth Prabhakar Pednekar
Graphics : Rishi sheth
Animations : Vaishnav Deepak
DI – Doozyworks Studios
Colorist – Kshitij Verma
Conformist – Prince K Choubey
Audio recording mixing & Mastering : Sreejith Menon
Social media producer – Nivaan Prachurya
Subtitles by Play Pause Studio
Stylist – Amrita saluja
Hair and Makeup – Janak Thapa (JT Makeup Studio)
Legal – Rachita arya
Line Production:ClassClown
Production Manager: Tushar Poojari

Executive Producer : Aakash Gupta
A magarmuchhmore Production

Artist Management team :
Silverio Souza
Rohit Gaur
Warren Viegas
Kshitij Pandey
Vishal Singh
Vaibhav Deepak Vilankar

LIVE SHOW produced collaboration with comedy ladder & NCPA

Equipment:
Accord Equipments Mumbai

Venue : NCPA experimental theater, Mumbai

Special Thanks : Shreeja Chaturvedi, Kenny Sebastian, Adesh Nichit and Jeeya sethi

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Hello Friends ANGRY YOUNG MAN My first one hour comedy special is now live This video that your are going to watch now is 12-15 mins of jokes from that special only If you like this video & you want to watch rest of the 45 mins

Or you want to watch the whole show in one go Then you can watch it right now There is a link in the description (car honks) (sarcastically) Very Good. Blow the horn even louder There is a ticket link below From where you can buy the ticket

And it will take you to the website Insider.in to watch the special I hope you like this video He destroyed my full take Rest all the minute details If you want to know about the special That I will tell at the end of this video Bloody But I went to Europe for the first time And it is very beautiful I had a lot of craze for Eurotrip

Because I had seen it in movies, in songs. It is a lot of fun but there are a lot of problems too. They have made so many countries just for fun Area wise they don’t have that kind of space Like you go from here to Thane, Thane to Kalyan, from there to Pune.

Equals to their four countries. Culture, Language, People change just like that How much can you adapt there? And there’s one very problematic country FRANCE If any one of you wants to go to France Go, it’s very beautiful But please take one advice from me Learn French before going there, a little bit.

Because they are so elite people That they’ll keep throwing French in your face. Whether you understand or not They’ll keep going (French Gibberish) I said, sorry, I can’t understand I can’t I was like, Son of a witch, I can’t understand Goes on talking for half an hour, don’t talk to me French people are one of the most rude people in the world Have you guys heard? (Audience says yes) And they take pride in it, like yes We are mothe***rs You have come to our country, you learn our language

Why should we talk to you in English? Very rude people, no one is helpful over there I was in Paris, at a very big metro station I got lost there 6-7 metro lines, everything written in French, Couldn’t understand anything So I am asking people for help Excuse me Ignore I said, “Excuse me”

Ignore If you say this in India, someone will say “Brother” I was like, he doesn’t know who I am “Bloody Monsieur” Then two people helped us. Sent us the wrong way. Now I am even more lost at the station It was one and a half hour, I wasn’t able to get out.

So I gave up and was like will have to spend the night here In these tunnels, this homeless guy is playing guitar, I’ll play percussion on the side. Someone will throw two coins on my face I’ll also eat and sleep here only.

So as soon as I gave up, I heard 2-3 voices afar 2 girls were talking to each other, “I told you we should have gone from that side” (in Hindi) Where are my Indian sisters? (excitedly looking for them) “Help!” You get lost in a foreign country and hear Desi people’s voices.

One’s heart feels cold (hand on his heart) And I have seen one thing, our people get better out there Don’t know why. Bas***s over here, Full manners over there in them Like those girls didn’t even know us, helped us so much

They left their train saying first we’ll make you sit in a train. They took us and told us to sit on a train And take the exit from that platform of this station I was like ‘Wow’ And you ask for help in India. Ask for basic help.

Brother, the bus for Shimla will leave from here only? Are you blind? It’s written above, do I look like a TTE, Move (shouts) You move Fight broke out. Annoyed people (Move, Move) Our mood is only spoiled here. Out there full manners. (Imitates) “How are you?” “I am good” “How are you?”

“Good day” “No worries” “No worries” Mmm Nobody tells us I also went out for the first time So I also didn’t know how to behave outside Like I didn’t know that foreigners greet each other when they meet. Now I am walking on the road

And two old men are smiling while looking at me. I am like who are they looking at? Then two more came I am like ‘What?’ Why are you laughing at me? Man, we are not used to this much love. I’ve come from Delhi, eye contact means a fight over there. We look down there and walk like this.

Anyone looks at each other for 2 seconds, be like “What?” “What are you looking at?” “I am looking at you watching at me” “I will crave your eyes out” “Watching me since” “Heyyyyy” Enough to spoil the mood. So I realized very quickly I wouldn’t survive without learning French over there

So I learned basic French like Bonjour, Je m’appelle Aakash And there is a very important sentence, I learned it in French It is said like “Parlez-vous anglais?” It means “Do you speak English?” So if the person knows they say “Oui” In French Oui means Yes Very weird language, they keep making noises.

I am roaming in Paris, two girls are talking to each other “Oui Oui Oui Oui” (sings) So I also did from behind “I am the guardian of dreams” (continues singing) E (plays game of ending letter) She’s like (french gibberish) I said not V but E Tick tick one Tick tick two The language of whole of Europe is pretty spoiled In German, bye is said as Tschüss. I didn’t know, you know A guy came up to me and said Tschüss Tschüss Hey, You suck Rude, BSDK So whatever French I had learned I had to practice it somewhere In a live situation So I entered a bakery, a girl was standing there I said “Bonjour”, she’s like “Bonjouuurrr” (sings) Whose is right? Why did you touch another tune on Bonjour? Are you from a musical family?

So I showed some courage and said Oui Oui Oui (continues singing) I said Parlez-vous anglais? She’s like aain, I was like I knew Oui, What’s aain? This also means something in French that I don’t know And you know where you face The biggest difficulty in language there When you want to make them understand what do you want to eat? Because what they eat,

You can only enjoy that for 6-7 days as a tourist After that you get irritated Europeans aren’t ready to cook anything They eat everything raw Cold Salamis, Raw Meat Meaning they take it out of the sea and serve Eat Oyester, eat like this only raw

And in the name of bread they break stone out of some mountain They are called French Baguette. Like how we eat sliced bread, they don’t eat that, they eat stone bread. Man I used to get so troubled. I kept explaining it to them in their bakery Yes, This, Hot

Warm it up, Ya, Warm Do you understand anything? Microwave Rotate He’s like (french gibberish) I said give it, I don’t want to talk. Will eat like this only, Cold (imitates eating) (imitates eating) Two of my teeth got left in the baguette. He didn’t warm it.

I got irritated, I was like I can’t eat this, I want to eat Indian food So I am searching for an Indian restaurant in Paris And found one also. Their menu was lying outside so I opened it and confirmed It said Hummus, Butter Chicken, Naan I said they look ours only

If not ours, then Pakistani Out there everyone lives in peace They don’t fight there. Visa gets canceled on fighting over there Have to come back from there So I entered inside, an aunty came, I said “Bonjour” She said “Bonsoir” I asked how much is the syllabus?

You keep one Namaste for the whole day. I keep remembering morning, evening, noon I said parlez-vous anglais? She said I know Hindi, shut up and sit Saying parlez vous in front of me, speaking French Come, sit son, tell me, serving you a plate You’ll have lemon or mango pickle I was like “Mother”

Lemon and Mango pickle in Paris It was fun eating food that day, very tasty But two days later such an incident happened Then I decided I would not come back to Paris Again without learning French. My hotel room ran out of toilet roll It’s a lot of trouble

I was in Europe for 35 days, 35 days People are asking me what do you miss about India? What are you craving? Food? I said no, to wash I want a jet that cuts through me Tear me apart, throw water Can’t do rubbing this paper Haven’t got to wash it for 35 days

Have gotten constipation after eating so much bread And the bicycle seat had also penetrated me from behind Something had happened in my ass I am roaming in Paris like this People are asking what’s this? It’s my walk Tschüss Now the toilet roll is over f**k, will have to speak French again How do I make them understand? I don’t even what to say Toilete Rolle So I opened the door of the room, A housekeeping lady was standing close by I said “Bonjour Madame” She said “Bonjour Monsieur” I need toilet roll. I said, I will murder I NEED TOILET ROLL Toilet Paper I expected that She’d understand at least one English word out of toilet or paper One! These illiterate, Frenchie They bloody don’t know basic English She’s going on (french gibberish) Toilet Roll (imitates action) Toilet Roll She didn’t even understand this She was a full dumbo I am telling you I said come, come to the bathroom Vush vush vush This carton you’re seeing rolling around Give me the paper found over it, have to clean up Yo vish vush wush wash Merci Beaucoup I said “fut re foo” Even if nobody knows French Everybody got it that I have abused right now Abuses have some power friends Abuses unite all languages. I had gone out for the first time . And I was very impressed with one thing out there you know The white old people out there are pretty amazing.

They are doing everything in life. Age isn’t catching up with them. They are eating, drinking, partying, Driving, re-fueling petrol themselves. Even with shivering hands, they go to trek. I was like he will climb but who will bring him down. What is his compulsion? They eat everything, they don’t even have different food

I asked an old man one day, I said, “Old Man, listen You ate this whole pizza alone Aren’t you on any Laxative, Digene, Pantocid?” How come he has eaten all this refined wheat flour? You make my Grandmother eat chickpeas at night Grandmother: “Oh my god! I can’t breathe

I can see your Grandad Aakash” ‘I am gonna die’ (sings) I said burp it up and sleep My Grandmother is acting to be dying after eating chickpeas And White Old Lady, After drinking a whole wine bottle (imitates dancing) I was like Old Lady, you aren’t getting a hangover

How come you drank the whole bottle of wine alone? Older people are very fit over there. Everyone is cycling there. So I also rented one, everyone is cycling in Europe. I was doing leisure cycling at a park, Wow, Europe, Clean Air. A 70-year-old man came and overtook me at full speed.

He was totally in the vibe of (singing hindi song) C’mon Ratan So my ego also hurt Stop old man, bloody you, how do I ride this. It was a gear bicycle, didn’t know how to ride it. Which child in India got a geared bicycle in childhood?

You know how dumb I was looking, kept pedalling didn’t move forward. And older people over there are doing full show off They are riding (imitating action) I was like how has he bent that much in this age. It is very risky. My Grandmother had once bent this much. She’s like this only. She walks like this. So I am thinking of putting a cycle in between. She’ll work a little, will bring bread, milk from market. Our old people are idlers. Everyone just wants to sit and watch daily soaps If there are some older people in the audience, these are just jokes

I have taken permission from my Grandmother And she gets a commission for every show, Okay! Don’t think like this