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The French nobody understands them like what’s their deal what’s with all the cheese and all the wine and all the kissing like you know in France they just kiss each other to say hi like what’s up with that not to mention I had French in school for 4 years and holy

[ __ ] nothing is written like it’s spoken anyway I’m getting sidetracked French fighter jets what’s their deal why do they kiss each other so yeah we’re going to talk about French fighter jets in this one theault Mirage 3 or how the French say it now I know what you’re thinking what

Happened to The Mirage one and two well you see like I said I studied French for 4 years and I learned that the French don’t actually use the numbers one and two they find them kind of cringe anyway the Mirage 3 was the result of the light Interceptor program from the French Air

Force so like the name suggests that means it was light and it was intercept meaning it had a top speed of Mach 2.2 and its empty weight was only 7,50 kg I should say that these specific figures are from The Mirage 3E variant that’s a war Thunder screenshot isn’t

It yes anyway the jet was designed the way it was in order to get the most out of the snma atar after burning terrible fan engine that it was equipped with snma what snma balls also holy [ __ ] this [ __ ] got exported next comes a newer member of The Mirage family another

Google screenshot e The Mirage 2000 now as you can tell the design is very similar as were the philosophies behind them although the 2000 has features that make it a multi-roll aircraft even though at the time Delta Wings kind of weren’t in anymore theault still went with it for their performance at

Supersonic speeds and for the good Wing area that provided good internal storage not to mention most of the issues that came with the Delta Wings got fixed by implementing a flight control system that made sure this unstable triangle looking ass plane wouldn’t just up and

Start falling out of the sky going to do it Jonathan I’m going to do it I’m going to do the YouTuber thing don’t try and stop Me look at this gra no but seriously what the [ __ ] subscribe please I’m not desperate now comes my second favorite tennis player Raphael Nadal wrong Raphael the desault Raphael also did you know that Raphael means burst of fire like that’s so cool so an international collaboration between Spain Britain Italy France and

Germany our West Germany at the time came together to make a shared jet fighter but the Nations kind of had a hard time agreeing on anything no needs the wine glass holder nine it needs Z glass holder and France well was being French so they just

Left so while the rest went on to make the Euro Fighter typhoon a jet I covered in this video France made the Raphael now in a truly French fashion after just up and leaving DOA went ahead and made quite the impressive aircraft now the Raphael has two engines that produce

Over 11,000 lbs of thrust each and are capable of super cruise at Mach 1.4 also it has a decent rate of climb of around 300 m/s which means it can reach its maximum altitude of 16 km in under a minute I can reach my maximum altitude

In under a minute if you know what I mean shut up Jonathan on top of this the Raphael’s design makes it semi- stealthy meaning that it’s less observable on radar and the delta wing Canard configuration amongst other things make it highly maneuverable I’m highly maneuverable if

You know what I mean okay I hope you enjoyed the video also I’d like to say that I really hope nobody got offended by all the jokes I made about French culture and stuff they’re obviously not to be taken seriously and it’s generally not a good idea to

Generalize that’s a bit of a contradiction but you know what I mean okay so make sure to like And subscribe Twitter and Discord are in the description peace

30 Comments

  1. Man don’t tell Me Ted Cruz’s real name is actually cool af, he doesn’t deserve that shit he’s so lame😂

  2. The problem is that geopolitics are more important that an military aircraft characteristics ; that's why even Swiss ordered american F35s despite the price, the small extend of the country, the people's will and even some american pilots who still prefer a good old F16. Plus the F35 comes with a weapon system which at times requires Uncle Sam's permit to be used.
    French "chauvinisme" put aside, I still think Dassault (ex-Bloch)'s Rafale is a better choice today, the main reason to buy a F35 is politics, not military or economic efficiency.
    I like this funny video, thanks from Paris .

  3. What's wrong with you english speaking persons do you get the difference between RAFALE and RAFAEL or did you never learn how to read ?
    Read my lips RA – FA – LE
    Not RA – FA – EL
    Easy enough no ?

  4. fala um pouco sebre a masculinidade fragil norte americana, ou porque o avião de combate mais moderno no mundo não voa quando chove, ou o navio mais caro produzido tomba se uma onda acerta pelo lado, o osprey já parou de matar a tripulação ?

  5. On dit rafale 😂😂 merci, le gars dit Rafael a chaque fois 😂 j'ai les oreilles qui saigne… merci quand même de vous intéresser a cette avion sous côté

  6. You triggered the french "youtube narcissism", and now all your viewers are french lol

    indian twist : i'm french too

  7. 🤣🤣😂😅 comment on est sensés prendre ca mdr << le Dassault mirage 3 >> avec le verre de vin 🤣 et le << ta grand mère est la reine des p****, au revoir >>🤔et puis ce n'est même pas vrai on est pas comme ca en France. sinon j'adore 👍 PS the Rafale is the best

  8. The French designers were very passionate elsewhere in their lifestyle that they designed 🩲 in Rafael

  9. Dude, I'm German and for a sec I wasn't sure if you were German or not because the accent was way too good xD

  10. it's annoying because your videos are nice to watch but are really short and you're nowhere nearly as thorough as you should be when talking about a plane. you end up with something nice and fluffy but with absolutely no substance and id like to at least learn a couple of things, or at least some fun stories, if youre not into being too technical

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