JJBA OVA French Dub-Best of Polnareff (w/ English CC)

Now English-speakers will be able to know the true glory of French OVA Polnareff!

Gentlemen, I present to you your killer: Silver Chariot. It seems Mr. Avdol will be the first among you to receive their punishment. I’m neglecting all my formalities. It’s true I still haven’t introduced myself. After all, you deserve to know the name of your executioner. My name is… Jean-Pierre Polnareff.

How about we play a game? Question: Who, between my Stand and your pyromaniac fowl, will be the one to achieve victory? Come on, I’ll give you a hint. Fans of grilled chicken and chicken wings might begin to sit at their dining tables. Another Stand?

Nope. It’s still Silver Chariot. It just got a lighter outfit. It leaves you speechless, doesn’t it, parade girls? So, your cockiness has lessened, eh? Need I remind you that these Stands only exist in your perception of them. They exist solely because I asked you to see them!

You’re dead! You’re dead! You’re dead! You’re dead! You’re dead! You’re dead! Because, you see, I am ultimately the victor. Thrilled to hear it. Now then, watch out people! I’m restless like a young lad. I’ve always dreamed of experiencing the magic of Egypt and Egyptian women.

On the surface he seems intact, but I worry that all the damage from our fight affected his head. His brain and his hormones seem to contradict each other. You can’t be serious! This country is so old-fashioned. All those who’ve traveled here have returned home as changed people. You’ve gotta be kidding.

I’ll never understand you Asians. You all have an incomprehensible taste in aesthetics and beauty. Just look at your guys’ sumos. Gentlemen, you’re getting on my nerves. I’m going to the john. Oh yes you’re handsome, even in poor countries. Well then, boys, you’re boring me with your theories.

I don’t give a rat’s ass about DIO or your mission. Yes I did accompany you… but only to take advantage of you all. So I would be very grateful if you let me go. You’re rushing towards your downfall. It’s fine that he go after all this. But, Mr. Joestar, I don’t understand.

We don’t keep our allies against their will. You’re right oldie, you won’t be keeping me. So then, ciao and good hunting, boys. See ya! Who exactly are you, cowboy? My name is Hol Horse. I’m the user of the Stand symbolized by the Emperor arcanum. Y’know I don’t care about your life.

I’m not looking for you, but for a guy with two right hands. Because you see… …the revolver is stronger than the sword in this game as well. You’re making my head spin with your BS. What do you mean by all this? I’ll explain it to you again.

My Stand is a gun. Yours is an ordinary sword. Do you get it? Well no I don’t see it. All I see is, that for a big boy, you really like to play pretend soldier. Oh boy! You don’t really think I’ll be scared of your carnival revolver do you, cowboy?

Avdol gave his life because he wanted to save yours! I didn’t ask him for anything. And he didn’t even have the courtesy to ask me if he could interfere with my fight. It was quite rude. And that’s where rude people end up… Six feet under. What do you want from me?

As long as we don’t know the nature of their Stands… …you must wait. You can’t die avenging a friend. There’s no sense in that. Control yourself and let’s get out of here. He was struck in the back by this coward… And I’m supposed to let that slide?!

Avdol didn’t want you to fight at the risk of your own life. In remembrance of him, you must at least respect his final wishes. You speak of the mirror as if it were a fully-fledged world, but..

…you seem to be forgetting that a mirror only exists because it has something else to reflect. Oh stop! I’m not crazy! You saw it just like me! He only exists in the mirror’s reflection. In the real world, he can’t be affected. Maybe…

But, even so, without light, a mirror and a reflection aren’t anything in themselves. You gonna gimme a break with your kindergarten lectures? You’re like one of my school teachers. Even a kid would understand that we aren’t dealing with the rational anymore.

For the honor of my sister Sherry and for the peace of her beloved soul… For the bravery and strength of my friend Avdol… I sentence you to a violent death! Kindly say goobye to everyone, because you will soon be snuffed out, reflection! Listen girls… We’ve wasted enough time here!

We were on our way to confront DIO, don’t forget. And this guy is very strong! So you should follow my instructions and stay united! It’s the only way to beat him! Well, could you hurry it up now, parade girls?! Alright, we’re coming. Avdol, my friend, watch us… …wherever you may be…

We will avenge you. Talk about a welcome. It smells awful. Ah, a local! Oh boy, good sir! You’re a godsend. We’re travelers lost in your rotten village… …and we’re looking for a hotel. To be frank, a hotel that’s a bit less rotten than your alleyways.

We’re certainly bugging you during your nap, excuse m— A dead person in the middle of the street. Who the hell could’ve left him to rot here? This corpse is like Swiss cheese! And not a single drop of blood. Well what the hell killed him? I don’t get any of this!

What the hell’s going on?! Could someone explain to me? Things like this freak me out! Hey Polnareff, can’t you calm down?! With fog like this it’d be foolish. For me there’s no way that I’m moving from here! Well then, what do we do, wise guy?

God, you’re getting on my nerves! At the end of the day I don’t know jack! Listen! Stop arguing you two! Need I inform you that it won’t resolve anything! There are still some normal folks in this town after all!

Yeah granny! You came right on time! That’s exactly what we were looking for. You saved our skins, right guys? Hey can we go, eh? Say, can we go? Hey can we go? Holy mackerel! Well well, my goodness… I was worried because of her age and her look but…

You gotta admit granny’s hotel is pretty hot stuff. Yeah, it’s not bad. Errr, what? Me? I’m trying to remember but nothing’s coming up. My head! It’s too hard granny! I can’t remember! I can’t remember! Errrrrrr, nope. Whoa there! Magnificent? Magnificent? Is it true? We gotta judge for ourselves! Can we meet her?

She’s not for you, boy. Hello there, innkeeper. Whiskey with ice. Three olives. Good evening, beautiful. Are you alone? Do you come here often? Do your parents live with you? My name is Jean-Pierre and I’d love to offer you a drink. In fact…

I’m passing through here (être de passage), and, if you want, I was thinking that the two of us could… …try to get a little naughty (être pas sage) too, y’know what I’m sayin’? B-but I recognize you! You’re the guy who was dead in the street just now!

But it’s impossible that you’re alive! And you’re the one who killed J. Geil, my precious child. J. Geil? As beautiful as you are, you’re that creep’s mother? I don’t even dare imagine his dad’s face. It must’ve really been something. What do you intend to do now, pretty Polnareff?

Quickly getting the hell outta here! For goodness sake! Once again, I find myself in the amenities. You’ve gotta be kidding me. I always end up getting caught in the john. Is this a joke to zombies or something? Oh s-sorry boys. I’m really a drag for you guys.

I still can’t get over the old lady… N-n-n-n-now how did I not notice? She always had her hand wrapped up. I should’ve seen it. Ah but… Avdol, it’s you? But what does this mean? You took a bullet. You shouldn’t be standing…

Mr. Joestar and Jotaro even took care of me when we were in India. Without them, I wouldn’t be here. Hey! JoJo family! Why didn’t you tell me anything?! You left me to whine like a little girl! Avdol need discretion. You talk too much! Way too much.

We couldn’t give ourselves the luxury of allowing you to leak this plan. Avdol’s recovery needed to stay secret. You can just say that we gave you a good surprise. Nnnnnnnnnno! Since that’s how it is, I’ll never speak again! Never again!

Ey parade girls, we aren’t gonna hitch a ride in that thing, are we? The fool. His symbol’s a nutcase. I assume that your friend musn’t be all that bright, eh? Consider yourself lucky that he’s not our enemy. He would destroy you. Are you takin’ the piss outta me?!

I’m your friend, and friends respect each other! Friends also tell each other the truth, and that’s the truth. Oh really? But it’s empty. Well, no. He’s there, sir. Well, we aren’t blind! There ain’t nothing there! Or did the microbe hide himself or something? Come on! Show yourself! Careful!

He’s in a foul mood. He really didn’t take the trip well. Be careful! Well what the hell’s this? He could at least take off the wrapping. Well how the hell do you guys want this thing to become an ally, huh?!

Hey why does the mutt get to be all cozy on the seat… …and we have to settle with the luggage where it’s an absolute boneshaker? This one really isn’t man’s best friend. Attack the flask with your Chariot. What are you crazy?!

That flask gulped down the pilot’s head as if it were a cucumber sushi. I don’t want my Chariot to be devoured. Look! It almost looks like it’s digesting it on site. Are you seriously not embarrassed? You want me to risk my Stand getting gulped down, all while you do jack shit?

You can just send an Emerald Splash without— I can’t. Kakyoin! No! Kakyoin! Kakyoin! He got Kakyoin! Kakyoin! His eyes! Whoa there! Well what the hell are we doing here, huh? We waiting for it to snow? I’m fed up with being on this ridiculous crate. Can I get off already?

Well what’s up with you? Oh you want us to mime to pass the time? I don’t like miming! He couldn’t just shut up. Jotaro!!! Eyoooooo!!! Jotaro!!! We are here!!! Hey he seems to be in good shape at least. We’re here!!! Jotaro!!! – Jotaro!!! Yoohoo!!! – Always very discrete.

Do you recognize this thing here? C’mon, answer me. You! Answer! Now! Chewing gum, dog? You ever gonna be nice?! Hell of a jerk, this dog here. I’m warning you, you’re getting to be a drag. So take the money and spill! Polnareff, control your language. This man is a gambler, not insensitive. Fine then.

The two of us will play. I’m betting on the RIGHT-HAND piece! It’s in the bag! If the cat’s not stupid, he’ll take the bigger piece first. And that’s the right-hand one! C’mon big kitty, the biggest one first. Be greedy.

If you need to caress someone so much, you can always satisfy your urges with the dog. He’ll make a good partner in your little struggle, cowardly as he is. Well then, you all wanna take a photo or something?!

If none of you guys decide to open it, then I’ll do it! Don’t be reckless! What the hell am I hearing? It’s the man afraid of rats who just told me that? Mr. Joestar, please. It would be more wise to use my flame. Hey! I said I wanted to do it!

The only thing that I am certain of… …is that we can only reach that world once reduced to dust. Shut up! Will you look at that. He’s losing his temper. Such a lack of elegance. You will shut up! From the bottom of my heart, I thank you. What’s more, you avenged Avdol’s death.

I wasn’t able to do it alone, but you were. Don’t sit there Iggy! Move! C’mon move! He’s still alive! Iggy! No! Your greatest pride was to serve DIO like a little hencheman… So then prepare a spot in hell for him. This is coup de grâce! Your time has come, DIO!

Alright, c’mon boys. I really gotta go. You won’t forget me, will ya? C’mon Grandpa, make sure to live long. And you, grouch, think about changing up your threads from time to time. Goodbye, pretty blonde. We may see each other again, if you aren’t too mad at me.

Whatever the case, we’ll see each other in hell. Count on us, we won’t be forgetting about a lunatic like you anytime soon… …you old rascal.