I used to think I hated wine because the first time I tried red wine. Turns out, I LOVE white wine, even the cheap stuff. This was $8.

Also, apparently I am not an alcoholic anymore? I used to chug a fifth of vodka or more daily yet here we are a bottle of wine in and I feel 0 urge to punch anyone. Lower alcohol % wine, 7.5%, this is truly the nectar of the Gods. Cheaper than the "Barefoot" wine which my husband had me try, and that stuff was ok but this stuff I could have just straight up chugged in two or three gulps if I had chosen to. Seriously, this is actually delicious. Goes down so smooth. Tastes like drinking a fucking rose.