Was $4.97

Went to the store to restock on Moscow mule supplies, maybe grab a decent bottle of something bubbly. The $4.97 price tag caught my eye. I was curious. I wish I stayed curious.

Initial impressions:

– the cork is plastic.

– it fizzes like a freshly opened Pepsi.

– “aroma” of Juicy Juice grape juice and wood chips.

flavor profile:

– hot plastic

– the way a metal swing set smells

– that sparkling grape juice you give to kids

– sawdust

– artificial grape