McMansion spotting guide: There’s a piano where it doesn’t belong.
SpiritualAd8998
Liberace Tiny Home?
Longjumping_Title287
Legally Blonde staircase?
Different_Ad7655
Yeah very McMansion, a squished in piano where it doesn’t belong and a funky staircase with rails that are way too high to meet modern code. Very inelegant but the owner’s I’m sure think it’s the cat’s meow
yourmomsucks01
Why on earth is the piano directly in the walking path?
UsernameFor2016
/r/roomgore
Chromattix
Man I must know nothing because I thought nothing of the piano until I read the comments.
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It’s definitely very in the way there though. I’d get sick of it pretty fast. I like the stairway but it’s a bit visually jarring how close it gets to that window. The sculpture needs to be a different colour than everything behind it… or swapped out with a houseplant.
Acrobatic-Resident76
Does not look anywhere close to a new build. Reno maybe but a bad one at that
hesathomes
New build? Huh. Someone has terrible taste.
Tardlard
The white handrails are the icing on the McMansion cake
euphemistic
When you want a helical staircase in your foyer to show off how fucking loaded you are, but you can only afford a squashed rounded quarter-and-a-bit turn staircase and a rental baby grand.
Ostentatious faux nouveau riche is just as gauche as the real thing though, so it gets full marks in that category at least.
[deleted]
I think I’ve had my fill of live laugh love McMansions. I’m out.
jubbing
Why do they always look so cliche?
IgorRenfield
Taylor Swift’s bathroom. Just kidding. Taylor Swift never needs to use the bathroom.
sparkles1806
Why is everyone in the comments so negative??? Lovely room, OP, that looks beautiful! Enjoy your new home 🙂
vluggejapie68
Imagine having all that money but no taste.
CommodorePuffin
This is how I design houses in House Flipper: I just place items anywhere, especially if they don’t really fit or belong.
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McMansion spotting guide: There’s a piano where it doesn’t belong.
Liberace Tiny Home?
Legally Blonde staircase?
Yeah very McMansion, a squished in piano where it doesn’t belong and a funky staircase with rails that are way too high to meet modern code. Very inelegant but the owner’s I’m sure think it’s the cat’s meow
Why on earth is the piano directly in the walking path?
/r/roomgore
Man I must know nothing because I thought nothing of the piano until I read the comments.
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It’s definitely very in the way there though. I’d get sick of it pretty fast. I like the stairway but it’s a bit visually jarring how close it gets to that window. The sculpture needs to be a different colour than everything behind it… or swapped out with a houseplant.
Does not look anywhere close to a new build. Reno maybe but a bad one at that
New build? Huh. Someone has terrible taste.
The white handrails are the icing on the McMansion cake
When you want a helical staircase in your foyer to show off how fucking loaded you are, but you can only afford a squashed rounded quarter-and-a-bit turn staircase and a rental baby grand.
Ostentatious faux nouveau riche is just as gauche as the real thing though, so it gets full marks in that category at least.
I think I’ve had my fill of live laugh love McMansions. I’m out.
Why do they always look so cliche?
Taylor Swift’s bathroom. Just kidding. Taylor Swift never needs to use the bathroom.
Why is everyone in the comments so negative??? Lovely room, OP, that looks beautiful! Enjoy your new home 🙂
Imagine having all that money but no taste.
This is how I design houses in House Flipper: I just place items anywhere, especially if they don’t really fit or belong.