Why do Dry January for 31 days when you can do Dry February for 28?

Look, if you live in Germany, January is a 744-hour endurance test of gray skies and Vitamin D deficiency. Trying to navigate that without a crisp Riesling is basically playing life on hard mode.
I was genuinely shocked to see January took the crown for my highest consumption. Apparently (sorry Mom), I decided to single-handedly keep my liver in business while the sun was on vacation.
But check out the calendar for this month. February started on a Sunday. It’s exactly four perfect, symmetrical weeks. No awkward leftover days hanging off the end of the week. It is beautiful.
So, I’m officially starting my Dry Month now.
It’s 3 days shorter than January.
The calendar looks like a goddamn work of art.
The sun might actually appear for five minutes. Catch me on March 1st.