When you have too much money and no interest in actually cooking…
EasySmeasy
Incredible appliances. Looks like a matching panel front dishwasher on the left. Probably a second dishwasher closer to the camera. Workstation has a wok and a deep fryer, downdraft and conventional ventilation. The island on the left has a washbasin and steel top and appliances underneath, the one on the right has stone and cabinetry, possibly seating. This is a very useable and beautiful kitchen appropriate to a 10,000 sq ft or larger home. So yeah, it’s big, but idk why anyone wouldn’t be happy to cook a meal there! A meal for 12 hopefully. I’m sure the clients like to set up a make your own pizza station on the right hand island for the kids.
lo_fi_ho
Now that’s a range.
clumsyninja2
Design brief: make it look great for Instagram.
prettymuthafucka
Disgusting. Way too much going on
dmancrn
Yuck-that green color is awful
tetzy
Anyone have an idea of the appliance brand? – Although LaCornue offers cabinets to match their ranges, I don’t think they offer wall ovens.
Doesn’t matter though, I’m in love with the prep area – the island on the left has a stainless top and the one on the right is marble topped (dough doesn’t stick as much to marble).
_angry-owlbear_
How many towel bars do you want?
Yes
RareBeautyEtsy
Lol. Parquet wood and white marble in a kitchen. Not the best sensible choices, but when you have FU money, I guarantee there’s another “working kitchen” behind it for the servants.
Bocote
Is the whole ceiling glass? The amount of light coming through is very nice.
winterbird
It’s like a cottagecore morgue look.
Adalovedvan
I’ve never seen a kitchen that was EXTRA. This makes my brain itch…
wetclogs
How many widows and orphans do I have to make in order to afford this?
GU1LD3NST3RN
We had a footlocker in my basement when I was growing up that used this exact color scheme. That kind of dull green with the metal framing. That’s a weird thing to remember but this triggered that recollection really hard.
I don’t think I ever would have thought “this, but as a kitchen” when looking at that thing.
Vinylrecliner
I think it is super ugly. Am I missing something???
Notascoutstillag
I’m so amused at all the hate! Green is my favorite color and I love this. Interesting I indeed.
javahava
Seems like an unpopular opinion but here goes: this is fantastic design.
It’s taking chances with a non-standard kitchen look. Colors of the appliances pulled throughout the room. Colors of the wood floor and cabinets echoed in the marble slab, which has an interesting pattern. The interesting floor square pattern is ‘almost’ centered to the range (it’s slightly too far to the right), but that would be asking for too much in an already really well-thought out design. Stainless steel accents within the cabinet door profiles (and around the slab/hood), which are also carried throughout the room. Skylights in kitchen show hints of the green foliage (which may be why the designer chose to go with green in the kitchen). Another minor nitpick; I’d have avoided the crown molding on the walls, and taken the cabinets/hood to the ceiling soffit. Avoid the dead space above the cabinet. LOL at all the commenters in this thread dogging on this. Would love to see their crate and barrel dream kitchen.
williafx
Ugh it’s fucking garrish
OldGregg1014
Absolutely gorgeous… except the green. Reminds me of shitty diapers for some reason. No?
ReeealCoolDude
I’ve never said FU so fast.
hoo_dawgy
Hot damn I love this!
whapitah2021
Gets glasses. Reads back of can: Pour contents into bowl, cover. Heat sixty seconds in microwave on high, allow to sit for sixty seconds before removing from microwave” Scrolls Reddit for two minutes, mindlessly eats Spaghetti O’s and goes to bed under heated blanket as home is kept at 58 degrees. Wakes, works, repeats until dead.
DreyaNova
I Uhhh… kinda hate it? It looks a bit like if someone just chose to decorate their Sims kitchen with the most expensive possible options? Like, it has *some* cohesion? But overall it looks somehow just wrong?
Charming-Mouse-1181
More money than brains ………
LupusAtrox
Just really and truly ugly with a heavy dose of tasteless and a pinch of gaudy.
Segat1
The marble looks like a small child has smeared shit all over the wall.
quietsauce
Its fun when money gets vomited ito space. $pace Vomit!
gregsting
I believe the color is Dollar Green
lazilyloaded
It’s funny how people always get impressed by the kitchens and not repulsed by the idea that this kind of wealth exists while people starve.
Dexterdacerealkilla
Nauseatingly busy.
syncboy
All that so they can just order catering.
dogecoinfiend
Way too busy
polvre
fuck a home in the hamptons
Sof04
Yeah, the wrong kind of people have a lot of money and no taste.
Network-Silver
Thanks, I hate it.
darksideofthemoon131
The cabinets next to the hood and marble look like sad faces.
Aesthetically, I like the individual components, but together, it seems off.
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When you have too much money and no interest in actually cooking…
Incredible appliances. Looks like a matching panel front dishwasher on the left. Probably a second dishwasher closer to the camera. Workstation has a wok and a deep fryer, downdraft and conventional ventilation. The island on the left has a washbasin and steel top and appliances underneath, the one on the right has stone and cabinetry, possibly seating. This is a very useable and beautiful kitchen appropriate to a 10,000 sq ft or larger home. So yeah, it’s big, but idk why anyone wouldn’t be happy to cook a meal there! A meal for 12 hopefully. I’m sure the clients like to set up a make your own pizza station on the right hand island for the kids.
Now that’s a range.
Design brief: make it look great for Instagram.
Disgusting. Way too much going on
Yuck-that green color is awful
Anyone have an idea of the appliance brand? – Although LaCornue offers cabinets to match their ranges, I don’t think they offer wall ovens.
Doesn’t matter though, I’m in love with the prep area – the island on the left has a stainless top and the one on the right is marble topped (dough doesn’t stick as much to marble).
How many towel bars do you want?
Yes
Lol. Parquet wood and white marble in a kitchen. Not the best sensible choices, but when you have FU money, I guarantee there’s another “working kitchen” behind it for the servants.
Is the whole ceiling glass? The amount of light coming through is very nice.
It’s like a cottagecore morgue look.
I’ve never seen a kitchen that was EXTRA. This makes my brain itch…
How many widows and orphans do I have to make in order to afford this?
We had a footlocker in my basement when I was growing up that used this exact color scheme. That kind of dull green with the metal framing. That’s a weird thing to remember but this triggered that recollection really hard.
I don’t think I ever would have thought “this, but as a kitchen” when looking at that thing.
I think it is super ugly. Am I missing something???
I’m so amused at all the hate! Green is my favorite color and I love this. Interesting I indeed.
Seems like an unpopular opinion but here goes: this is fantastic design.
It’s taking chances with a non-standard kitchen look. Colors of the appliances pulled throughout the room. Colors of the wood floor and cabinets echoed in the marble slab, which has an interesting pattern. The interesting floor square pattern is ‘almost’ centered to the range (it’s slightly too far to the right), but that would be asking for too much in an already really well-thought out design. Stainless steel accents within the cabinet door profiles (and around the slab/hood), which are also carried throughout the room. Skylights in kitchen show hints of the green foliage (which may be why the designer chose to go with green in the kitchen). Another minor nitpick; I’d have avoided the crown molding on the walls, and taken the cabinets/hood to the ceiling soffit. Avoid the dead space above the cabinet. LOL at all the commenters in this thread dogging on this. Would love to see their crate and barrel dream kitchen.
Ugh it’s fucking garrish
Absolutely gorgeous… except the green. Reminds me of shitty diapers for some reason. No?
I’ve never said FU so fast.
Hot damn I love this!
Gets glasses. Reads back of can: Pour contents into bowl, cover. Heat sixty seconds in microwave on high, allow to sit for sixty seconds before removing from microwave” Scrolls Reddit for two minutes, mindlessly eats Spaghetti O’s and goes to bed under heated blanket as home is kept at 58 degrees. Wakes, works, repeats until dead.
I Uhhh… kinda hate it? It looks a bit like if someone just chose to decorate their Sims kitchen with the most expensive possible options? Like, it has *some* cohesion? But overall it looks somehow just wrong?
More money than brains ………
Just really and truly ugly with a heavy dose of tasteless and a pinch of gaudy.
The marble looks like a small child has smeared shit all over the wall.
Its fun when money gets vomited ito space. $pace Vomit!
I believe the color is Dollar Green
It’s funny how people always get impressed by the kitchens and not repulsed by the idea that this kind of wealth exists while people starve.
Nauseatingly busy.
All that so they can just order catering.
Way too busy
fuck a home in the hamptons
Yeah, the wrong kind of people have a lot of money and no taste.
Thanks, I hate it.
The cabinets next to the hood and marble look like sad faces.
Aesthetically, I like the individual components, but together, it seems off.