A mish mash of styles that only just come together to look something nice
tokhar
Poor woman. Tragically overly styled to be “eclectic” by an overpaid designer. Comes off as just looking pretentious and garish. The anachronisms are comical. This isn’t an old house that was added to and where things collected over time (the look I think they were desperately trying for); it’s a random assortment of architecture and decor with no logical thought as to how they might have ended up together, or even if they ever should have.
selkiesidhe
It looks cold and unlived in. The walls are fantastic though! I wanna know what the things in the walls are— fake sconce lights? Monitors? Hopefully not some hidden Goop candles, iykwim.
Also those chairs look like exec board meeting chairs, not dining room chairs. They belong in an office highrise.
CatThrace
That looks like the sort of dining room table where you get really cold elbows and hands from eat off. Chilly.
TehFuriousOne
The only warmth in this room comes from the chairs built in vagina steamers.
Awful
supapoopascoopa
Gwyneth Paltrow being there detracts from the vibe
Inevitable_Front4078
That table is super ugly to my brain. The top looks like a foldable plastic table while the legs are just bulky and weird.
Needless to say, that dining set belongs in a children’s playroom and I do not like it one bit.
LadyPeterWimsey
I think I get what they were going for but it’s a miss overall.
Also the sconces are way too high and once I noticed that, it’s all I can see about the room.
Zealousideal_Talk479
I’m gonna call this “Vampiric Futurism”
SpiritualAd8998
The struggle is real.
If_you_have_Ghost
The wall murals are tacky as fuck. Money can’t buy taste or class and she has neither.
ReekitoManjifico
Looks lifeless as hell tbf.
But then again so does Gwyneth so it does fit with her style.
JimDinTN
Hopefully it doesn’t have one of her scented candles burning in there too. Ugh
youngclarke
So thats the table where she shoves crystals up her vag to gain their magical powers.
ConnieLingus24
Not a fan. Massive murals aren’t my taste anyway, but it’s not helpful that it’s such a cool color. There isn’t a lot of warmth in this room.
dizziefrizzie
Wow how elegantly ugly
dollywooddude
Stunning. Perfect mix of midcentury and traditional with an updated and fresh twist.
tillieze
Love the room and the fixtures but I loath the table and chairs. It just does fot with the rest of the room.
LifeOfHi
It’s not my taste but I think they did a good job. The door frame, false ceiling, light fixtures and table all connect nicely, with the wallpaper & fireplace tying the space together with texture. The lack of contrast between the floor and chairs makes them almost invisible, giving it a feeling of a open/floaty space.
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Looks like a room on a starship. I dig it.
A mish mash of styles that only just come together to look something nice
Poor woman. Tragically overly styled to be “eclectic” by an overpaid designer. Comes off as just looking pretentious and garish. The anachronisms are comical. This isn’t an old house that was added to and where things collected over time (the look I think they were desperately trying for); it’s a random assortment of architecture and decor with no logical thought as to how they might have ended up together, or even if they ever should have.
It looks cold and unlived in. The walls are fantastic though! I wanna know what the things in the walls are— fake sconce lights? Monitors? Hopefully not some hidden Goop candles, iykwim.
Also those chairs look like exec board meeting chairs, not dining room chairs. They belong in an office highrise.
That looks like the sort of dining room table where you get really cold elbows and hands from eat off. Chilly.
The only warmth in this room comes from the chairs built in vagina steamers.
Awful
Gwyneth Paltrow being there detracts from the vibe
That table is super ugly to my brain. The top looks like a foldable plastic table while the legs are just bulky and weird.
Needless to say, that dining set belongs in a children’s playroom and I do not like it one bit.
I think I get what they were going for but it’s a miss overall.
Also the sconces are way too high and once I noticed that, it’s all I can see about the room.
I’m gonna call this “Vampiric Futurism”
The struggle is real.
The wall murals are tacky as fuck. Money can’t buy taste or class and she has neither.
Looks lifeless as hell tbf.
But then again so does Gwyneth so it does fit with her style.
Hopefully it doesn’t have one of her scented candles burning in there too. Ugh
So thats the table where she shoves crystals up her vag to gain their magical powers.
Not a fan. Massive murals aren’t my taste anyway, but it’s not helpful that it’s such a cool color. There isn’t a lot of warmth in this room.
Wow how elegantly ugly
Stunning. Perfect mix of midcentury and traditional with an updated and fresh twist.
Love the room and the fixtures but I loath the table and chairs. It just does fot with the rest of the room.
It’s not my taste but I think they did a good job. The door frame, false ceiling, light fixtures and table all connect nicely, with the wallpaper & fireplace tying the space together with texture. The lack of contrast between the floor and chairs makes them almost invisible, giving it a feeling of a open/floaty space.
I hate that I love Gwyneth Paltrow’s House.
There was a [whole controversy](https://www.artnews.com/art-news/news/gwyneth-paltrow-ruth-asawa-sculpture-1234617864/) about her fake Ruth Asawa sculpture in the living room which was shown, the cropped out of her Architectural Digest spread.